Greatest Quotes Ever

Snowalker

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"I'm Dr. Octagonapus, BRAAH!"

Person A: "Jimmy whats the answer to number five?"
Jimmy: "BRAAH!"
Person A: "Ok..*starts writing* braah"

Both from the laser collection 1&2
 

JWAN

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Arcticflame said:
JWAN said:
Are you just trying to turn the already 37 (Edit - 38 Now :p) page thread into a flame war?
almost every quote in that post was like bashing my head into a brick wall of bias.

One quote which I rather like is by a unknown person (I don't remember) which went "too hip for the straights, too straight for the hips".

Pretty much sums me up.
I have something called the "Freedom of Speech" so, I wont change it. This thread is called "Greatest Quotes Ever. not "Don't make Arcticflame cry when you have awesome quotes that he does not agree with"
If you cant handle the thread get out.
 

Neosage

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"When they are better at the game than you are, change the rules"

Surhan, Malus Darkblade's childhood swordmaster.
 

dalek sec

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Tony: Gibbs'll get in. He's got clearance that'll let him see the dead aliens buried in Area 51.
Kate: Because he probably killed them.

(At the shooting range Gibbs tapes Tony's hat on his target)
Tony: (protesting) Ah c'mon, boss. I've been breaking that cap in for three months. I love that cap.
Kate: Then don't shoot it.
Gibbs: Back this up? (Tapes Kate's PDA to her target) .
Kate: (protests) Ah, no no no, Gibbs. Come on, my whole life is in that thing.
Gibbs: Then don't shoot it. (walks away)
Kate: (to Tony) If we screw this up, I have a suggestion.
Tony: What?
Kate: We break into Gibbs' basement and set the boat on fire.
Tony: That's cold, Kate. I knew there was a reason I liked you.
Gibbs: Fire. Let's see how you do under pressure.
Tony: I'll bring the lighter fluid.
Kate: Deal.

Abby: Very cool. Where can I get one of these? (admires Tony's bullet hole ridden cap)
Tony: You can have that one.

Kate: (looking at her PDA with a bullet hole in the middle of it) Wish my warranty covered bullets.

NCIS, "Marine Down"
 

deepseaTrawler

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"Newfags charge mindlessly and fail. Oldfags stay below the radar and just gather info. Gather info. Gather info. And then when their doxx are complete, they do deliver."

O___________________________O OH MY WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN
 

Sion_Barzahd

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"Thwip"
oh and
"I might be drunk now, but tomorrow i'll be sober. But you'll still be ugly."

No idea if anyone posted it already or not.
 

Arcticflame

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JWAN said:
Arcticflame said:
JWAN said:
Are you just trying to turn the already 37 (Edit - 38 Now :p) page thread into a flame war?
almost every quote in that post was like bashing my head into a brick wall of bias.

One quote which I rather like is by a unknown person (I don't remember) which went "too hip for the straights, too straight for the hips".

Pretty much sums me up.
I have something called the "Freedom of Speech" so, I wont change it. This thread is called "Greatest Quotes Ever. not "Don't make Arcticflame cry when you have awesome quotes that he does not agree with"
If you cant handle the thread get out.
Oh dearie me. Apparently irony doesn't reach out to you when you tell me that "Don't make Arcticflame cry when you have awesome quotes that he does not agree with" while responding in a rather more extreme fashion than I initially used.

This is rather besides the point, but this is a privately run forum, there is no freedom of speech here.

What I was questioning was the logic of bringing attacks on democrats and the left-wing, in what is a quotes thread more in the vein of words of wisdom, or amusing anecdotes.

And finally, who's to say I disagreed with your quotes? I merely smelt the bias and coughed.

The quote I heard the other day from the keyboardist of a band at a concert. "I sometimes wonder.. if I was in the crowd watching me watch the crowd, whether I would think that I, I mean him, I mean.. I would be cool to hang out with. Because I think thats what you all think.. but I can't tell because I'm here and not there (points out to crowd)."
 

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"She will not ask me to help her.. she is too strong for that... she will only ask me to stay with her as she dies. But i will walk past her. Why? Because I will no longer need her."
Paraphrasing slightly from Raistlin in War of the Twins
 

Yoshimota

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-I see you like to chew....Then perhaps you should chew... on my fist!

-Gang Boss, 'Kung Fu Panda'
 

JWAN

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Arcticflame: looks like your the only one who cares, and the only one who is trying to turn this into a flame war. If your so damned concerned about a flame war just drop it.

Or provide a quote that points out your opinion.

John Wayne:"Sure I wave the American flag. Do you know a better flag to wave? Sure I love my country with all her faults. I'm not ashamed of that, never have been, never will be."

"Political correctness is tyranny with manners."
- Charlton Heston (1924-)
 

Beefcakes

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Sion_Barzahd said:
"Thwip"
oh and
"I might be drunk now, but tomorrow i'll be sober. But you'll still be ugly."

No idea if anyone posted it already or not.
Yeah, its pretty much been done to death on this thread, but none the less, its still an awesome Winston Churchill quote
"Sir you are drunk!"
"And you're ugly, but in the morning, I shall be sober!"

Another one (done to death but love all the same) by him is
"Sir, if i were your husband I would poison your drink!"
"Madam if I were your wife I'd drink it"

Hehe
 

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"Cool whip" (emphasis on the 'H')
Family guy-Stewie

"Let me hit it"
Jaime Chavez

"Im on a boat, *****"
Lonely Island

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted"
Assassin's Creed

"What is the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One is a sick duck, and I dont remember the rest but your mother is a whore"
SNL Jeopardy-Sean Connery
 

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"I cannot be caged, I cannot be controlled understand this as you die, Ever pathetic ever fools" -Jon Irenicus
Baldur's gate 2 Shadow of Amn.

Alittle old, But best quote ever.
 

Arassar

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"Morality is not properly the doctrine of how we may make ourselves happy, but how we may make ourselves worthy of happiness." - Immanuel Kant

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"It is better to risk sparing a guilty person than to condemn an innocent one." - Voltaire
 

dalek sec

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*Upon seeing Ellen Tigh emerge from the Raptor.*

Hot Dog (with Starbuck standing right next to him): "How many dead chicks are out there?"

Deadlock, Battlestar Galactica.