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Greatest Quotes Ever
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No matter how many times people before me have said them;
Princess Bride;
"Vecini;Inconceivable!
Inigo; You keep using that word, i do not think it menas what you think it means"
" You mean you'll put down your rock and ill put down my sword and we'll try and kill eachother like civilised people?"
"Good night wesly sleep well, most likely kill you in the morning."
"My name is inigo montoiya You killed my father, prepare to die."
"wesly:Another few steps and weel be safe in the fire swamp
Forgot;We wont survive!
Nonsense you are only saying that because noone ever has."
Princess Bride;
"Vecini;Inconceivable!
Inigo; You keep using that word, i do not think it menas what you think it means"
" You mean you'll put down your rock and ill put down my sword and we'll try and kill eachother like civilised people?"
"Good night wesly sleep well, most likely kill you in the morning."
"My name is inigo montoiya You killed my father, prepare to die."
"wesly:Another few steps and weel be safe in the fire swamp
Forgot;We wont survive!
Nonsense you are only saying that because noone ever has."
"Let me tell you something pen-dec-oh, You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes... I'll take it away from you and stick up your ass and pull the f*cking trigger till it goes 'click'..." "Jesus!" "...You said it man, nobody f*cks with the Jesus"
- Jesus (The Big Lebowski)
- Jesus (The Big Lebowski)
"People should not be afraid of their government. The government should be afraid of their people."
-V from V for Vendetta
Agent Smith: Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: Oh, shit.
Agent Smith: Lieutenant, you were given specific orders.
Lieutenant: I'm just doing my job. You give me that "juris-my-dick-tion" crap, you can cram it up your ass.
Agent Smith: The orders were for your protection.
Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units. They're bringing her down now.
Agent Smith: No, Lieutenant, your men are already dead.
-The Matrix
-V from V for Vendetta
Agent Smith: Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: Oh, shit.
Agent Smith: Lieutenant, you were given specific orders.
Lieutenant: I'm just doing my job. You give me that "juris-my-dick-tion" crap, you can cram it up your ass.
Agent Smith: The orders were for your protection.
Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units. They're bringing her down now.
Agent Smith: No, Lieutenant, your men are already dead.
-The Matrix
Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down, but you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.
Neo: What vase?
[Neo turns around sharply, hitting a vase with his elbow, knocking it to the floor, where it crashes]
Oracle: That vase.
Neo: I'm sorry.
Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo: How did you know?
Oracle: Ohhh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything? (pause) You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.
Neo: Who?
Oracle: Not too bright, though.
The Architect: Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness.
The Architect: You played a very dangerous game.
The Oracle: Change always is.
The Architect: Just how long do you think this peace is going to last?
The Oracle: As long as it can. [The Architect chuckles and turns away] What about the others?
The Architect: What others?
The Oracle: The ones that want out.
The Architect: Obviously they will be freed.
The Oracle: I have your word?
The Architect: What do you think I am? Human?
The Oracle: Everything that has a beginning has an end. I see the end coming. I see the darkness spreading. I see death... and you are all that stands in his way. And if you can't find the answer, then I'm afraid there may be no tomorrow for any of us.
Neo: What vase?
[Neo turns around sharply, hitting a vase with his elbow, knocking it to the floor, where it crashes]
Oracle: That vase.
Neo: I'm sorry.
Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo: How did you know?
Oracle: Ohhh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything? (pause) You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.
Neo: Who?
Oracle: Not too bright, though.
The Architect: Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness.
The Architect: You played a very dangerous game.
The Oracle: Change always is.
The Architect: Just how long do you think this peace is going to last?
The Oracle: As long as it can. [The Architect chuckles and turns away] What about the others?
The Architect: What others?
The Oracle: The ones that want out.
The Architect: Obviously they will be freed.
The Oracle: I have your word?
The Architect: What do you think I am? Human?
The Oracle: Everything that has a beginning has an end. I see the end coming. I see the darkness spreading. I see death... and you are all that stands in his way. And if you can't find the answer, then I'm afraid there may be no tomorrow for any of us.
Probably the stupidest thing I've ever said, during a marching band practice, I and another one of the instructors were talking:
Instructor: How do you spell aggressive?
Me: I don't know, this is color guard, not math class.
epic. fail.
Instructor: How do you spell aggressive?
Me: I don't know, this is color guard, not math class.
epic. fail.
I have no idea where its from but it applied recently
"Reality hits like a ***** I cockslapped it to next week" I think it may have been a friend but who knows now a days.
"Reality hits like a ***** I cockslapped it to next week" I think it may have been a friend but who knows now a days.
"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas... are... bulletproof." *kills Creedy* - V, from V for Vendetta.
''I am so smart! S M R T! Uh- SMART!''
- Homer Simpson
''It was Friday night last week, it'll be Friday night next week and so on until we're dead and even then the whole rotten business will keep going.''
- Dylan Moran.
- Homer Simpson
''It was Friday night last week, it'll be Friday night next week and so on until we're dead and even then the whole rotten business will keep going.''
- Dylan Moran.
I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.
I'm a gambler, a farmboy, and I'm here to take command of your bloody army.
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming.
10 points and cookie to anybody who can name where i got these quotes from
I'm a gambler, a farmboy, and I'm here to take command of your bloody army.
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming.
10 points and cookie to anybody who can name where i got these quotes from
TIM: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"
DAISY: Well, that's... love, isn't it? Load of old wank.
-Spaced
DAISY: Well, that's... love, isn't it? Load of old wank.
-Spaced
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" - Mark Renton (Trainspotting)
Two of my all-time favourite quotes.
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" - Mark Renton (Trainspotting)
Two of my all-time favourite quotes.
"Why are you acting so dignified? You were once shoved headfirst through a vagina too, ya know."
- xkcd webcomic
- xkcd webcomic