Greatest TF2 quote.

[kalt_13]

this made my day

 

[2fish]

The Pyro has the best taunts. Even if we lose I just sit there playing my fire axe/guitar. The Spy is a close second; "you died as you lived, morbidly obese".

 

[Kawatoo]

Where can I find more my good sir

 

[Hwoof]

GOTCHYA YOU BOMB LOBBIN' WANKER!

or...

I WAS NEVER ON YOUR SIDE EITHER! wanker.

 

[2xDouble]

I know it doesn't "technically" count as a TF2 quote... but basically:

Spoiler: this little soliloquy

 

[Cazza]

"Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!"

 

[Sangtrain]

"I am owning you you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!"

This is exactly what I was thinking of when reading this thread title.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

WHAT KIND OF SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME!?

I love you, Heavy Weapons Guy.

Yeah, this.

Oh, and from Meet the Spy - "AND NOW HE'S HERE TO FUCK US!"

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Spy: *scout voice* "Oh, my name is Scout, rainbows make me cry!"

I get a chuckle out of that line every time.

 

[subject_87]

(As a Spy, dominating a Scout) "Well, off to visit your mother!"

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

Heavy: "I am credit to team!"

 

[nuqneh1]

What was that sandvich? Kill them all? GOOD IDEA! ha! ha! ha!

 

[icame]

Every line spoken

/thread

 

[Burningsok]

Meet the Heavy...

"People think they can out smart me... maybe, maybe. I have yet to find someone that can out smart a bullet."

or...

"Boink!"

 

[Erana]

It may be well known, but still.

Spy: "Can I see your ear piece? Hello, I'm scout! Rainbows make me cry!"

I never got it...
Is it a refrence to something? Does it have a deeper meaning?

 

[Hman121]

Meet the Heavy...

"People think they can out smart me... maybe, maybe. I have yet to find someone that can out smart a bullet."

or...

"Boink!"

Totally agree with "Boink!"

 

[Mr. Elemenopee]

It may be well known, but still.

Spy: "Can I see your ear piece? Hello, I'm scout! Rainbows make me cry!"

I never got it...
Is it a refrence to something? Does it have a deeper meaning?

Well when the Spy is dominating the Spy he says this to make fun of the Scout. It's really funny in my opinion. It's on the youtube video somebody posted on the front page

 

[Burningsok]

Meet the Heavy...

"People think they can out smart me... maybe, maybe. I have yet to find someone that can out smart a bullet."

or...

"Boink!"

Totally agree with "Boink!"

oh forgot another Scout quote. "I'm gonna headbutt ya! I'm gonna headbutt ya!"

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I'M GUNNA BUST YER KNEECAPS CHUCKLENUTS.

Yay Scout!

 

[Hijax]

"Professionals, have standards
Be efficient. Be polite. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
Also:
"And the answer is: use a gun. And if that doesn't work? Use more guns"