Greatest Threat to Mankind!?

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Obviously the fucking TV remotes man.

They hide in your couches, and they plot your demise.
When you need them you can't find them.
They turn up in places you can barely reach, and you usually experience some weird pain trying to retrieve them.
They force you to watch TV shows you'd never watch willingly.

And that's why I don't watch the magic talking box anymore.

That's the reason? And I thought it was because I was being clumsy. You mean I was being fooled all along?

I can say no more. My remote guardian is watching me. I only get limited time on my laptop, here in this forsaken cell. Quickly, you must warn the global leaders befo

Oh shit! Where's my baseball bat?!
In the garage, past my remote?
Damnit...

 

[Palademon]

Opinions.
Opinions will destroy mankind.
Because of opinions there will never be peace.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

hehe.......ME.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

The greatest threat to all of humankind is me, when I don't get my ice cream.
Thankfully, One Stop is selling Ben & Jerry's for £2.49, so destruction has been delayed.
Apart from me, the second biggest threat is politicians.

 

[Zeema]

EVERYONE ABOVE ME and me

 

[Mcface]

EVERYONE ABOVE ME and me

Then everyone below you must raise an army and destroy all of you.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Ourselves. ruling our the ice caps melting, the ozone leaving or the sun blowing up, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up

 

[idodo35]

valve is going to be the end of the world by delaying both portal and hl episode 3 for ever until we will get so frustrated all of our heads will explode

 

[rubinigosa]

The keyboard suddenly it is going to jump up and beat the living snot out of everybody trying to use it...think about all the people that is beating it in rage because they suck at games...Oh the humanity or Ice cream makers gaining control over our brain functions until we turn in to ice cream eating zombies...of Doom

 

[erbkaiser]

The holodeck. The day it is invented is the day civilization ends -- would YOU leave a perfect fantasy world to return to mondane real life?

We're all Barclay.

 

[Athol]

Bush babies man, come on anything that looks like that HAS to be out to destroy us!

The holodeck. The day it is invented is the day civilization ends -- would YOU leave a perfect fantasy world to return to mondane real life?

We're all Barclay.

The porn the porn, oh god the porn!

 

[Stickwell]

Laser Raptors... seriously, is there a better answer?

 

[jackknife402]

Oprah

You're close, but missed a very important piece of the equation. Oprah's Death. Just think of it, millions...and I mean MILLIONS of homely housewives losing the one source of power that tells them they are the superior beings, suddenly vanishes. It will total anarchy. Groceries will be unbought, children crying unbathed and unfed in the streets as these women take their lives and the lives of those whom they once controlled with the virtues of flesh because of the loss of their messiah. What's worse is that destroying them to stop the problem wouldn't work...because everyone knows only the homely mother has these genetic potential to bear the children that will continue the civilization of man. All those pretty faces, cumdumpsters people fantasize about lack the maternal or genetic abilities to produce offspring that are capable of truely succeeding at life besides being a whore....

It will be complete pandemonium!

 

[Master Taffer]

Easy. Shit from space. And no, I don't mean aliens. I'm talking gamma bursts, rogue black holes, solar expansion, etc. Cosmic bodies could end our lives before we even know what happened. Walking down the street one second, next everything becomes an atomic singularity because a wandering black hole crosses our path.

Science will fuck you up.

 

[luclin92]

the fast food industry cince it was secretly made by evil aliens who want to make humans fat so that they taste better when thay arrive for the big feast i 2012.

 

[DanielDeFig]

Why not something logical?
(Ignoring that) Mankind is its own greatest threat. That, and giant asteroids crashing into earth.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Jupiters cock!!! Long has Sparticus used the word multiple times in every episode, TOO LONG! Jupiter, the great god himself, has grown angry at the near constant mention of his genetalia, he has taken it as a mocking. The gods are not to be mocked! AT the end of season 2, Jupiter will rally the gods to destroy human kind! Woe to us! Our foolish tounges have mouthed the words Jupiter and cock together one too many times!!! WOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Second and third would be ignorance and radical religion in any form. But they pale in comprarison to the warth of Jupiter and his mighty cock!

And let us not forget how Jupiter will use his mighty cock. He will seize it in hand and thrust deep into collective ass.

10/10 for originality. Seriously, I actually laughed.

 

[captaincabbage]

Bush babies man, come on anything that looks like that HAS to be out to destroy us!

There's actually quite the good little instruction book on bushbabies.

Here's the cover.

Spoiler

 

[godfist88]

Mankind is the greatest threat to mankind.

oh man i was gonna say that.

well if not that then dinosaurs from space

 

[Fuselage]

Me

If I tell you, you'll see it coming and my plans will be ruined!

...

I mean, fish. It's the fish.

Oh yes? How about....
YOUR GOAT BRETHEREN

LOOK AT THEM, THEY ARE STARING INTO MY SOUL