Greetings, commander.

[Cid Silverwing]

Congratulations, you just got promoted to Commander-in-Chief with a Medal of Honor.

Why and who/what are you in command of now?

 

[Eumersian]

I'm in command of a team of elite squirrel-assassins.

Nobody can order squirrels around like this guy.

 

[Viking Incognito]

An army of giant platypuses with laser eyes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

An elite fighter squadron in orbit of Uranus. We are the first line of defense.