Grey is Old

[RaikuFA]

So when can we expect the "Little Princess Rectal Invader" t-shirts to be available on the escapist store?

I'll buy 50 of them. Great for every occasion.

 

[Darth_Payn]

Happy birthday, Grey!
From a 31-year-old to a soon-to-be-30-year-old, let me just say this: you don't "feel" any different from your mid-to-late 20's. At least I don't. I still look a lot like my 25-year-old self, but that could be due to my preservative-heavy diet.

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

Ok

 

[LetalisK]

Happy birthday, Grey!
From a 31-year-old to a soon-to-be-30-year-old, let me just say this: you don't "feel" any different from your mid-to-late 20's. At least I don't. I still look a lot like my 25-year-old self, but that could be due to my preservative-heavy diet.

...really? Because I'm turning 30 in a few months and I hit that point a few months ago where I noticed things were just starting to ache and be stiff that never did before. I'd rate it as only mildly uncomfortable, but it's something I never had before. The number doesn't scare me, but that does.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Happy Birthday, Grey! Maybe next year you'll finally master the ancient secret art of Wearing Pants!

Pants are childish things. He put them away.

Damn straight. Silly rabbit, pants are for kids. =P

OT: 36 this year... still not feeling old. I mean I definitely don't feel as young as I was but I don't feel old either... there's got to be a gray area that isn't middle-age but I have no words for it.

 

[Naturally Sound]

The more you "think" of yourself old, the more your body language expresses it and vice versa. Thinking like a kid won't make you keep your hair though, on a less related note.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"Now where did I put my Erin rule 34..."

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Conga rats, Grey. I turned thirty-five on the 22nd. I know how that "old" feels. >.<

 

[IamLEAM1983]

Adulthood, schmadulthood. I'm 32 and I still need my Cap'n Crunch and my cartoons. I can generally put on my Synthetic Mature Male Human Suit for most weekdays - but once I'm home? Fuck them bills, bye-bye clients, I'mma give myself five to six hours I'll spend putting "Adult" considerations as far away from me as possible.

One generation's idea of unplugging might involve going on a Grey's Anatomy binge, whereas mine involves digging out my Beast Wars DVDs and losing myself in the olden days of ball joints, shitty textures and primitive morphing animations. Scott McNeil's Dinobot is love, Dinobot is life.

 

[FPLOON]

That is such a Millennial thing to monologue about, yo... and with a hint of nostalgic irony to boot!

Other than that, Easter's your birthday? Does that mean I celebrate that holiday in honor of your forthcoming/sacrifice to the world?

 

[Kaymish]

Well i would contest the adult statement but i will say you certainly are a dolt

 

[NPC009]

Well, you know what they say, "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional". Happy birthday!

I dunno. I hit 30 looking 17. Avoiding harsh sunlight by playing games indoors all day is great for your skin.

BTW Why are we talking pants when he's wearing that T-shirt?!

 

[Mikeybb]

Happy Birthday Grey.
It's all downhill from here!
Woo!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

All you kids need to get off my lawn. *shakes cane*

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

All you kids need to get off my lawn. *shakes cane*

Either that or if they love it so much, do you a solid and mow the fucking thing

 

[Loop Stricken]

I am currently 30, and I have no idea what I'm doing.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Welcome to the 30-something club, fella. You can now legally refer to younger people as 'whippersnappers'!

 

[BiscuitWheels]

Every time some 30-or-so year old who complains about being old chaps my 42 year old butt just a little bit more. *fist shake*

 

[Enzbe]

Terrible number? Really? I hit that number many months ago and feel all the better for it. First off, Grey, you only "feel [ridiculously] old" when you play the part of the sloth. If your comic counterpart is any indication, there seems to be a separation between what your body needs -exercise, healthy food, etc.- and what your provide it via wanton gluttony.

I recommend to you that you take this number as an important reflecting of where your life is going in the future and how many more years you'd like left to live it. Your half-way point might have already past many years back.


P.S. Happy Birthday, I guess.

Well, it seems like he was too busy ageing to reply to you but never fear for I am here!

senpai has noticed you!

 

[Isaac Heathwood]

I'd buy the shit out of a 'Little Princess Rectal Invader' T-Shirt. Maybe.