Groin Attacks Are Not Funny

swolf

New member
May 3, 2010
1,189
0
0
steevee said:
swolf said:
"It's just not cricket". I like that phrase. U,m, the next time a chick does that (or tries), just punch her in the breast. They aren't quite as sensitive but they still hurt when struck (watch a catfight. They're not trying to tear off clothes but attack the breasts.) Normally, I'm against violence against women but I consider this to be self defense (and defense of future generations as well). Also, please don't do that while she's breastfeeding.
You made me snort orange juice all over my desk when you I read that.

+1 Internets to you sir.
Thanks, I only thought of that because my wife was about nurse my kid at the time...and their sensitive as hell so...yeah. Glad you enjoyed it...sorry about the desk. Want a baby wipe?
 

IamQ

New member
Mar 29, 2009
5,226
0
0
The biggest problem with hits on the balls, is that you can't describe how much it hurts. It's not like when you're punched anywhere else on the body. It's a different kind of pain that is way, way, way, way worse.
 

Plurralbles

New member
Jan 12, 2010
4,611
0
0
jad4400 said:
While I agree thtat interntionally hiting someone in the groin isn't really funny, if somthing hapens there by accident, then its really funny, like this:

lmfao. It might have been deserved for cropping the dog's ears....

At least, if the man holding the camera's balls were bitten...
 

_Janny_

New member
Mar 6, 2008
1,193
0
0
PayJ567 said:
But don't worry... We'll get them back when we accidentally take the painkillers during child birth.

"That's for punching me in the balls last week you *****!"
You know, his has been killing me for ages... does getting kicked there really hurt as much as giving birth? I always thought it didn't because the pain lingers for hours after you give birth, or so I hear. A shame we'll never find out for real.
 

iLikeHippos

New member
Jan 19, 2010
1,837
0
0
I remember being poked slightly in the balls by an elbow (don't ask). I felt a great discomfort in my entire body for the past 5 minutes.

I can't imagine how it would feel to get a full blow. I don't even want to think about it.

Anyways, it's kind of serious. Girls should cut that hobby out of their lives.
 

Eggsnham

New member
Apr 29, 2009
4,054
0
0
I once got hit in the round clackers with a skateboard. Not fun. Not fun at all.

I've resolved that if I'm ever hit in the nads by a woman for no reason, I'm forsaking the "YOU CAN'T HIT GIRLS!" thing and I'm going straight for a clit-punch.
 

snow

New member
Jan 14, 2010
1,034
0
0
Chogg Van Helsing said:
what idiot designed man with his sex organs on the outside of his body! between the legs as well! its just recipy for disaster. and why so sensitive? if there is a god, if i see him im gonna kick him in the balls and say 'how do you like it!' sorry if that offends anyone.
It's all fun and games till you head to the pearly gates to see God standing there insisting that you play Roshambo with him :p

Jannycats said:
PayJ567 said:
But don't worry... We'll get them back when we accidentally take the painkillers during child birth.

"That's for punching me in the balls last week you *****!"
You know, his has been killing me for ages... does getting kicked there really hurt as much as giving birth? I always thought it didn't because the pain lingers for hours after you give birth, or so I hear. A shame we'll never find out for real.
It's the same deal for guys getting hit in the balls, a good hit can put a guy out for hours.
 

Vet2501

Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger
Nov 9, 2009
411
0
0
Groin attacks are not funny! On the other hand, watching someone else injuring thier crown jewels due to thier own stupidity is hilarious.

OP, you think getting hit in the balls by wee girls is bad? I've been kicked in the balls by a cow (the animal), because I was standing in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now that is pain I wouldn't wish on any guy.
 

skitzo van

New member
Mar 20, 2009
1,100
0
0
My friend got bored one day so he kicked me in the balls. Later that day his brother's girlfriend came out of the closet. So now he tries to kick my testicles, and uses the argument
"good things happen when you get kicked in the nuts"... Damn I can't wait till schools over
 

Arachon

New member
Jun 23, 2008
1,521
0
0
tkioz said:
I once sat in on a self defence class that my sisters were taking, the women teaching the class went over different means of disabling an attacker, usually with the common warning that I know well about not using this on people useless it's for real... notable exception? the strikes to the testicles. It's like they thinking punch a dude there is acceptable for being a jerk.

Do women seriously not know how much this freaking hurts?
You do realize that self defence classes are not really meant for women to learn how to deal with guys being jerks... It's more like dealing with guys who are trying to rape them.
 

Evil the White

New member
Apr 16, 2009
918
0
0
It's not fun. It's painful.

I like how women go 'Well it's painful giving birth', but you give birth to a child, a kick in the balls does not produce a children, and in fact lessens the chance of that man producing a child. esides, most women won't give birth more than three time in their life, whereas a man can get kicked again... and again... and again...
 

Eggsnham

New member
Apr 29, 2009
4,054
0
0
Jannycats said:
PayJ567 said:
But don't worry... We'll get them back when we accidentally take the painkillers during child birth.

"That's for punching me in the balls last week you *****!"
You know, his has been killing me for ages... does getting kicked there really hurt as much as giving birth? I always thought it didn't because the pain lingers for hours after you give birth, or so I hear. A shame we'll never find out for real.
I wouldn't know, but I'll venture to say that it's probably like the pain of giving birth condensed into 5 minutes.

It hurts A LOT.
 

jad4400

New member
Jun 12, 2008
1,688
0
0
Plurralbles said:
jad4400 said:
While I agree thtat interntionally hiting someone in the groin isn't really funny, if somthing hapens there by accident, then its really funny, like this:

lmfao. It might have been deserved for cropping the dog's ears....

At least, if the man holding the camera's balls were bitten...
Yeah, the croped ears kind of made the video a little bit of a downer.............But it was still pretty funny.
 

Elonas

New member
Apr 16, 2009
182
0
0
oreopizza47 said:
it's really sad when it happens often enough that you can just shake off the pain and walk away. i miss the idea of having future children.
I'm both sorry for your loss, and sorta envious for not being able to feel 'em much anymore. But damn, that musta taken a lot of whacks to the crown jewels.
 

Trucken

New member
Jan 26, 2009
707
0
0
MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69 said:
GodsAndFishes said:
A simple test has shown that being kicked in the balls is actually more painful than giving birth.
Kick a man in the balls and ask him if he would like to be kicked there again and he will say no, but ask a woman after giving birth if she'll do it again and often she will. Thereforce logically being kicked in the balls is more painful.

Its fun not to look at the whole picture.
A kick in the groin is more painful than giving birth???? I saw my wife push out a ten pound,fourteen ounce baby. I gotta tell ya I'd rather be kicked in the groin, hell I'd rather slam my nads in a car door because she had that kid natural, no pain killers, and he got stuck so they had to jerk him out, causing her taint to rip. Top that one kiddos!
Well, she had the OPTION of painkillers but rejected them. Do you think a guy would reject painkillers if he was about to get kicked in the groin? "So yeah, hey, I'm gonna kick you in the groin, it's gonna hurt like hell, you want some painkillers?" "Oh fuck yeah, hand 'em over."

Not saying that childbirth doesn't hurt, but I do know alot of women who has more than one kid...
 

RicoADF

Welcome back Commander
Jun 2, 2009
3,147
0
0
Jannycats said:
PayJ567 said:
But don't worry... We'll get them back when we accidentally take the painkillers during child birth.

"That's for punching me in the balls last week you *****!"
You know, his has been killing me for ages... does getting kicked there really hurt as much as giving birth? I always thought it didn't because the pain lingers for hours after you give birth, or so I hear. A shame we'll never find out for real.
Put it this way, if a guy cops a real blow there, it can be painful for quite awhile and even do real permanent & apparently even life threatening damage.
If a girl was to kick me there I'd charge her with assault & whatever else I could (since I'd never give one a legitimate reason to).
 

Diligent

New member
Dec 20, 2009
749
0
0
steevee said:
Honestly, the only time I've ver come near to hitting a women, was after she decided that because she was losing an argument, she would knee me in the happy sacks.
I politley told her she should gtfo out, because if she said another word, I may end up doing something I regret, her male friend told her to cease and desist. I think even he aw she had gone too far :p
Dude, I completely sympathize. When we were young a bunch of us were hopping over a wooden fence. This girl who went over before me grabbed my leg as I was at the pinnacle of the fence-hop and pulled...
I could not communicate the ammount of pain I was in, so the stupid ***** kept pulling on my leg as I was stuck with my crotch resting against the top point of the fence, where all I could do was let out some whimpered gasps.
After I got off the fence I seem to remember my friends holding me back, because I was going to clock her in the face. It's the only time I have ever EVER even considered hitting a girl.

In summary, groin shots are not funny, but accepatable as self defense, not comedy.
 

Uber Waddles

New member
May 13, 2010
544
0
0
Groin kicks are awesome.

Back in high school, some hardass ***** with an authority problem decided it would be fun to kick me in the nuts.

She ended up in cuffs after I actively charged her with assault, and got her kicked out of school for the remainder of the year. 3 strikes, *****. Also, the kick has me out of school and work for 3 days. Guess who ended up getting $2000 in a settlement? Love the system...

In all seriousness, if your life or well being isnt in danger; dont hit a person there. If its another dude, I have no problem checking their face into the sharpest corner I can find. But if your a woman, dont do it unless you need to.