Groin Attacks Are Not Funny

[asinann]

Of course it's acceptable man! Go for the weak spot!

If I'm getting attacked by some dude I'm not gonna avoid the balls just coz it'll hurt him a lot. That idea can fuck right off!

Says someone who obviously didn't read the first post, you know the part where he said unless you are being attacked, it's not kosher to go for the nuts. What's being complained about it that women seem to find it amusing to kick someone in the nuts because the man that's talking to her said something she didn't like, or she teaches her small children that it's hilarious to run up and randomly hit a guy there (which doesn't get her arrested or even reprimanded by police, but if a man so much as SAYS he's gonna hit a woman he gets 5 years.)

 

[Nikajo]

It's not even just that it hurts, it can actually cause serious damage. You can stop people having kids. If the guy is attacking you, I mean seriously attacking you then hell even I would go for the balls if I absolutely had to (yes I am a guy). But if you're doing it for a laugh, just remember this - how would you like it if we kicked you in the ovaries and then you could never have kids?

Sometimes accidents happen though. In that case feel free to laugh yourself silly

Oh and remember never to accept the offer of a ro-sham-bo!

A guy from my highschool once though that smacking people with a wet towel, in the locker room, was fun. That's when three blokes from my year decides to grab a hold of him an give him the hardest, most horrific smack with a twisted, evil and dripping wet towel. Right on his babies..

His sack split open and the contents fell out!!

Everytime i think of this story, my balls cringe

Dude....that's just messed up!

 

[Deadlock Radium]

On the contrary - groin attacks are fucking hilarious when they're not happening to me.

Indeed. But GOD how they hurt when it happens to me.

Once, I was standing with my legs just a little separated when someone kicks me in between the legs with STEEL TOED BOOTS from behind after running towards me, and the toe hit right on. I actually cried in pain. NOT FUN!

 

[ranasan]

Indeed. I couldn't stand that one ***** in Total Recall. Everytime she got into a fight with Arnold she would immediately focus on atacking his crotch. I was so happy when she got killed.

 

[FlamingMastodon]

They can be funny as long as they are used during proper timing instead of at random times ever 3 seconds

 

[twasdfzxcv]

This is so true! These girls who are three at this one house that I have been to (AND THEY WERE THREE!) Aimed for it at least twice! I think that it should be illegal, YES illegal to do this. Some girls who obsess with pepper spray think that this is hilarious, when really I can't describe the pain to a girl. Some girls may think "well, what about being pregnant?" We'll, that doesn't damage you in a serious way of your body. You can have like 10-20 kids and not have problems. With this, it hurts so much! It's not funny.

Next time some ***** goes for your balls and dares to bring up pregnancy, you should suggest you stretching their vagina a feet wide if they hit you in the nuts.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

My ex tried to jump into my lap while I was sitting on the floor, once. Foot went straight into my balls. Her dad came in to offer me words of consolation while she and her mother giggled about it in the other room. Cor, I should've seen this as the precursor sign for ****-y-ness that it was and left 'er on the spot before she could continue this cycle of emasculation. Slut.

 

[Dapsen]

This thread... I can keep reading it forever. I t's just so awesome.
It's left my balls sore with fear, and i have cringed many a time from awesome videos.
thank you, @tkioz, for making it

OT: The only situation where it is entirely okay to attack a man on the balls, is if he is threatening you directly with physical harm.

My ex girlfriend has hit/kicked/thrown stuff at my balls so many times, I can't recall some of them.
Each time I fall to the floor in agony, with some strange contortion of a facial expression, she just giggles and says "Oh, I'm sorry!" as if she had just accidentally pushed my hand, while I was doing something.

How I hate that ignorant *****...

On the other hand, I can't think of anything funnier than watching someone else take a shot to the balls

 

[Lukeje]

This is so true! These girls who are three at this one house that I have been to (AND THEY WERE THREE!) Aimed for it at least twice! I think that it should be illegal, YES illegal to do this. Some girls who obsess with pepper spray think that this is hilarious, when really I can't describe the pain to a girl. Some girls may think "well, what about being pregnant?" We'll, that doesn't damage you in a serious way of your body. You can have like 10-20 kids and not have problems. With this, it hurts so much! It's not funny.

Assault is illegal.

 

[Tazz Azreal]

Okay so groin attacks in fiction are funny, but girls seriously in real life if the dude isn't attacking you you don't get to hit a guy there, it's just not cricket.

The reason this came about is my nieces and my sister in law came to town for a visit this week and crashed at my place, my nice little cute nieces who have somehow been taught that striking a man in the place of pain is funny.

Any guy who has ever been struck there can tell you even a tap is painful, a full on blow shuts down your brain for a good 5-10 seconds while you working out wtf is going on and then the pain hits. In serious cases you start to taste blood afterwards.

I once sat in on a self defence class that my sisters were taking, the women teaching the class went over different means of disabling an attacker, usually with the common warning that I know well about not using this on people useless it's for real... notable exception? the strikes to the testicles. It's like they thinking punch a dude there is acceptable for being a jerk.

Do women seriously not know how much this freaking hurts?

dude i know waht you mean, last girl taht kicked me in the gonnads made me black out af ew secounds after, to bad for her i was wearing steel toed boots and her ribs were bruised/ almsot brocken for a good 2 months ( she was goin to try n press charges but i brought up a good ol fact of "you want to be our equals, so if you strike me im striking you just as hard!" that and i would press charges if i was sterile, in anguish(spelling?), in mental anguish, for assault, ect...)

 

[Deadpool062]

It's not fun. It's painful.

I like how women go 'Well it's painful giving birth', but you give birth to a child, a kick in the balls does not produce a children, and in fact lessens the chance of that man producing a child. esides, most women won't give birth more than three time in their life, whereas a man can get kicked again... and again... and again...

I have heard its not actually pain its just immense pressure in childbirth. I hate being kicked in the groin but i'm short, it's easy to stop people from messing with me, however its fun to throw apple's at people who are pissing you off.

 

[Brad Shepard]

Its the magic of double standers here

You get hit in the nuts, you dont think its funny, unless its a 1 in a million chance that you got hit there, like a football kicked from all the way on the other side of the field or somthing.

but you see someone else get hit in the nuts, like a skateborder grinds down a rail, then falls off and hits his nuts, its funny.

 

[superbatranger]

Every time I see a guy get hit in the 'nads, I flinch. Shit hurts like hell.

 

[RollForInitiative]

many women i've encountered think a hit in the clitoris hurts as much as in the balls.

i dont know for sure, but i've never seena girl puke and scream in agony by being kicked in the privates.

Further proof that most guys couldn't find the clitoris even if their life depended on it.

On topic, I agree with the original poster. It's not funny and it hurts like all Hell.

 

[Azaradel]

Some girls may think "well, what about being pregnant?" We'll, that doesn't damage you in a serious way of your body. You can have like 10-20 kids and not have problems.

You, sir, are misinformed.

Every year, more than half a million women die in pregnancy or childbirth.

Then there's also vaginal tearing, nerve damage, incontinence, infection, blood loss and postpartum depression to take into account (among other things).
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I'm never having children.

OT: I am not someone who finds it "funny" in any way to kick a guy in the balls, nor have I ever met a girl who thinks it is. Maybe I just live in a really nice place?

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Okay so groin attacks in fiction are funny, but girls seriously in real life if the dude isn't attacking you you don't get to hit a guy there, it's just not cricket.

The reason this came about is my nieces and my sister in law came to town for a visit this week and crashed at my place, my nice little cute nieces who have somehow been taught that striking a man in the place of pain is funny.

Any guy who has ever been struck there can tell you even a tap is painful, a full on blow shuts down your brain for a good 5-10 seconds while you working out wtf is going on and then the pain hits. In serious cases you start to taste blood afterwards.

I once sat in on a self defence class that my sisters were taking, the women teaching the class went over different means of disabling an attacker, usually with the common warning that I know well about not using this on people useless it's for real... notable exception? the strikes to the testicles. It's like they thinking punch a dude there is acceptable for being a jerk.

Do women seriously not know how much this freaking hurts?

While I agree holehartedly as a man, It's still a reasonable option for a desperate woman who is being assaulted or even an attempt at rape, say you were attacked, a pencil very sharp was next to you, wouldn't you go for it, still though it is a jerk move, especially since some women don't understand the large risks at hand, I still say men should wear cups during the day.