GTA 5:Wishes

[Max Hegel]

Things that would make GTA better.

1: Make it Grand Theft Equus, set it in the old-west and cast the player as a cattle-rustler.

2: Go back to San Andreas, and put a damned flying saucer in the secret military base like there should have been in the first place.

3: Force Powers.

4: Make is Grand Theft Aero, set in the future, with tons of FLYING CARS. (rip-off Fifth Element shamelessly)

5: Make the player a cop (how hard could this possibly be, I ask you?)

6: Rip-off Crank, where you need to keep stimulated or you'll die.

7: Rip-off The Transporter, where you're just a badass fighter/driver who ends up in huge continuous battles.

8: Rip-off Death Race, in which you must battle in a "Death Race" against convicted murderers, in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

9: Set it in the '70s, and focus on heists. (rip-off The Bank Job)

10: Rip-off any Jason Statham movie.

11: Grappling hooks!

12: Extremely detailed sex-minigames with graphic depictions of genitalia, because what the hell, maybe it would keep me entertained for a few seconds.

13: No joke, I'm totally serious about this. Think about it... A Zombie Outbreak.

14: People and cars that actually GO SOMEWHERE. I can't be the only person that has noticed that none of these people ever arrive anywhere. They just perpetually wander and wait. If you follow an NPC long enough, it actually stops being funny, becomes weird, then passes through weird into creepy, then transcends creepy and becomes a nihilistic metaphor for life, at which point you consider suicide... But luckily, you accidentally brush past a policeman who then decides to beat the shit out of you, which snaps you out of your suicidal haze with the observation: "Damn, this IS realistic."

 

[NeedAUserName]

For the love of [Insert Religious Figure Here] don't include Niko or Roman (even in cameo appearances)

 

[rincewind42]

Would like it to either abandon its silly satire (& pure poor taste humor) entirely or cut back on the gritty realism. Listening to Niko give (yet another) monologue about the atrocities he saw/commited in the old country; only to switch on Republican Space Rangers or tune in to Lazulo on the radio didnt feel comfortable.

That concept is supposed to be there actually. Rockstar works a lot of social commentary into GTA, especially the latest one, and right at that instance it's the blissful unawareness that envelops a lot of people about the tragedy of life in some places.

 

[rincewind42]

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14: People and cars that actually GO SOMEWHERE. I can't be the only person that has noticed that none of these people ever arrive anywhere. They just perpetually wander and wait. If you follow an NPC long enough, it actually stops being funny, becomes weird, then passes through weird into creepy, then transcends creepy and becomes a nihilistic metaphor for life, at which point you consider suicide... But luckily, you accidentally brush past a policeman who then decides to beat the shit out of you, which snaps you out of your suicidal haze with the observation: "Damn, this IS realistic."

YES

 

[N.K]

Things that would make GTA better.

1: Make it Grand Theft Equus, set it in the old-west and cast the player as a cattle-rustler.

2: Go back to San Andreas, and put a damned flying saucer in the secret military base like there should have been in the first place.

3: Force Powers.

4: Make is Grand Theft Aero, set in the future, with tons of FLYING CARS. (rip-off Fifth Element shamelessly)

5: Make the player a cop (how hard could this possibly be, I ask you?)

6: Rip-off Crank, where you need to keep stimulated or you'll die.

7: Rip-off The Transporter, where you're just a badass fighter/driver who ends up in huge continuous battles.

8: Rip-off Death Race, in which you must battle in a "Death Race" against convicted murderers, in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

9: Set it in the '70s, and focus on heists. (rip-off The Bank Job)

10: Rip-off any Jason Statham movie.

11: Grappling hooks!

12: Extremely detailed sex-minigames with graphic depictions of genitalia, because what the hell, maybe it would keep me entertained for a few seconds.

13: No joke, I'm totally serious about this. Think about it... A Zombie Outbreak.

14: People and cars that actually GO SOMEWHERE. I can't be the only person that has noticed that none of these people ever arrive anywhere. They just perpetually wander and wait. If you follow an NPC long enough, it actually stops being funny, becomes weird, then passes through weird into creepy, then transcends creepy and becomes a nihilistic metaphor for life, at which point you consider suicide... But luckily, you accidentally brush past a policeman who then decides to beat the shit out of you, which snaps you out of your suicidal haze with the observation: "Damn, this IS realistic."

Thats a few different games in my opinion, although I've always wanted a 70's bank robber game in which I could force choke the bank tellers.

 

[m3uk]

either set it in a remake of London, u r all saying real names of places this wont work as it would b bad publicity for the place and if u look u have

Liberty City - NY
Vice City - erm...Miami
San Andreas - Detroit

Things GTA 4 missed are;

Aeroplanes
Go-Karts
Military Base
Gym (i loved the San Andreas weight control)
Wider variety of clothes
a mansion (boat parking space)
Surfing mini-game
multi-player minigames like pool etc
story mode online co-op
Dildo as a weapon (lol i'm not a perv just thought it was hilarious in the last 1)
impound yard (when ur infernus disappears u know where its gone)
more melee weapons (where did the sword go)
missions set with more people (like say u do missions for Triads, Yakuza, Russian Mafia, Rastas, Brittish (i mean like the guy from vice city ...paul?)
Car customization
never ending assassin missions
Card gambling game - texas hold-em

better radio i loved Maurice Chavez so funny but Lazlo just didnt do it.

fighting cyndicate (along with different fighting styles yet another san andreas exclusive)

my want list is long i'm sorry but gta lacked in the extra's which san andreas had

oh yeah i want cars to run out of petrol

a big red button (like the heart in the statue but u shoot it and every building blows up)

use more weapons if ur a passenger a drive-by with an AK would b wkd

own a gang - u choose what they wear the cars they drive.

a car show room u can choose to buy or rob the cars. if the police see u in a stolen car they chase u and u can bribe them for the small offenses like speeding

burglary missions another from san andreas.

and finally protection rackets and owning local businesses like vice city u could get a regular income from the malibu club

The missions & characters i enjoy and would like to see again

Niko without the depression of the war as mentioned in an above post
Dwayne - dwayne my favourite character so keep him as he is
Little Jacob - erm mayb

Another bank robbery, car races and assassin missions, ambulance, fire truck,
better fist fights a redesign (i'm being picky now ive just been playing the bourne conspiracy and the fighting is amazing.) an escape from prison mission would be good halfway through the game niko gets caught ends up in jail a couple of missions in jail like drug dealin, beatin someone up for protection money, a trading system so u can acquire the tools u need 4 the escape.

and another 1 for laughs a gun closet in each safe house that has a bundled in mini-game of cleaning ur weapons and taking them apart and putting them together. then again i like guns so it could just b me. o yh a safety catch on each gun. only jokin.

finally carry a limited amount of weapons i mean shoving an RPG down ur trouser leg...pffft or if u carry too many weapons police see bulges and get suspicious ... never mind.

police do random stop n searches of people.

so closing it the game is far from perfect. it is a good game with excellent graphics. but the police AI and the cabaret club didnt do it 4 me. so if developers read this u have got some work 2 do chop chop i want GTA V by xmas

 

[Please delete this account.]

I wish that GTA5 would lean more towards a cartoony art-style rather than realism.

^Basically all I really want from GTA.

 

[42manZ]

4: Make is Grand Theft Aero, set in the future, with tons of FLYING CARS. (rip-off Fifth Element shamelessly)

In this case Chris Tucker must play a character in the same style.

9: Set it in the '70s, and focus on heists. (rip-off The Bank Job)

At least one has to be the way the joker does it in Dark Knight.

13: No joke, I'm totally serious about this. Think about it... A Zombie Outbreak.

That is the best idea ever and you deserve a million dollars just for conceiving it.

 

[GoldCrow]

Bring back the only thing resembling a good radio station (VRock from Vice City). And please...NO. MORE. ****ING. INDESTRUCTIBLE. TREES!

 

[BardSeed]

Bring back the only thing resembling a good radio station (VRock from Vice City). And please...NO. MORE. ****ING. INDESTRUCTIBLE. TREES!

If they set it in the 60's or early 70's they could make an amazing radio station. Lazlow wouldn't be included though.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

I think they should mix the greatness of GTA IV and San Andreas, the incredible script of GTA IV, the ridiculous missions of San Andreas, the incredible characterization in GTA IV, the fun of San Andreas. Also should come back is the internet, the phone, the physics and the aiming system.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Make Brucie the main freaking character!!
Who wouldn't want to play as him!?

Give the ability to grow a Beard

Make the Cars have a 'Transform' button

Bring me back my CHAINSAAAAW!

Be able to take on God 1 on 1 in a fist fight

Be able to dig a very big hole in the ground just for the hell of it.

yeah thats pretty much it.

 

[sunami88]

We need tanks, and real cheat codes. I hate using the cell phone for cheating.

And I'll second the transforming cars comment . Even if it's just an easter egg.

 

[silentsentinel]

Please, please, please put in better helicopter controls. I don't know if it was just me, but steering a helicopter in that game was a battle with the controls.

 

[scoobyduped]

San Andreas - Detroit

I'd say "nice try," but you're not even close. Los Santos=Los Angeles, San Fierro=San Francisco, and Las Venturas=Las Vegas.


As for my wishes, I'd go for either a return to San Andreas, or a pseudo-Seattle.

Being able to fire two handed guns from the passenger seat of a car.

Bring bring back bikes.

Be able to force someone to drive. You get in the passenger seat of their car, put a gun to their face and tell them to drive. You still control the car, but it isn't as responsive as if you were driving. They can also bail on you, or do something you don't tell them to if they're gutsy. I'm not sure how this would work into the game (maybe there could be a mission where you had to), but it would be pretty cool.

Make there be some kind of penalty for killing lots of people. Seriously. If you go on a killing rampage, killing 362 people including 127 cops, it feels kinda weird being able to walk the streets without people going "OH MY GOD!! IT'S HIM!!!!" Like, you should have a "persistent wanted level," that ranges from "pull him over if you see him" to "full out manhunt, shoot on sight." Yeah, I know people like doing random killing (going to littlelacysurprisepageant and seeing how long you can last), so include a "sandbox mode," that you can turn on or off if you don't have a wanted level, where you can't gain or lose money, or do story missions, but none of your actions have effects on persistent wanted level or relationships.

 

[Catballs]

Remake vice city with everything the same, but with the gta 4 engine . Doing this for gta 5 would be pointless, but if they make my i dea into one of the episodes ...

 

[asmodaus]

I want GTA to be an mmo!If you played gta4 online, there is an option called sandbox mode, where you and a couple other people run around the city. My idea is this times 100000!it would be fun as hell to see 1000 on the same server blasting each other

 

[zirnitra]

okay:
an area as big and as varied as San Andreas (if not San Andreas)
complete character customisation
take all this grittiness throw it out the window, replace it with zaniness.
bring back the wacky missions..remember taking a dirt bike over the the roofs of skyscrapers so that you could project a pair of breasts onto the side of a wall to advertise your porno?
more varied cars and guns.
submarines, hidden UFO that could be snuck into and flown about. also bring back: planes, quad bikes, bicycles, hover craft, jetpacks
the present day is a dull grizzly beige monotonous depressing place. set it in the 80s and make it sunny again, this includes giving it a proper decent 80's soundtrack.
make the NPCs more aware of their environments, it always really annoyed me when taking a character somewhere that they weren't slightly impressed that I was taking them in a helicopter gunship or tank.
bring back the ability to buy a failing business do a few fixer upper missions and restore it. then making it part of your criminal empire.

the one thing you did right with GTAIV was the improved clock so days lasted longer.
oh and that reminds me get rid of the black hawk anhiliators bring back the Apache missile firing ass kicking chopper.