GTA IV - Social Sim

[SantoUno]

I have just renamed GTA IV to what impression I got of it once I finally started playing it, I mean sheesh it is honestly the first GTA game I was going to play entirely, and all I got was a sluggish immigrant lifestyle in which I am more concerned about getting at a girl by taking her out everywhere and trying to beat my fatass cousin at pool or the Jamaican dude I can't even understand at darts.

So have fun and rename any game you want to describe it's most annoying, ridicilous, or hilarious faults or features.

Oh, just one rule - You can't use this:

 

[Valksy]

GTA IV - Ragdolling Through a Windscreen Sim

Honestly, that was the bit I had the most fun with - hit something hard and fast and see how far you could fly...

and then take GTA IV with its whiney cousin bullshit out of your system and put in saints row 2 instead.

 

[SantoUno]

GTA IV - Ragdolling Through a Windscreen Sim

Honestly, that was the bit I had the most fun with - hit something hard and fast and see how far you could fly...

and then take GTA IV with its whiney cousin bullshit out of your system and put in saints row 2 instead.

Sadly this is EXACTLY the same case with me, the only fun I really had in that game was getting any car, building up as much speed as possible, and then running into the ragdolls that populate the city to see how far and funny they will fly.

I guess I have a ragdoll fetish.

 

[DazZ.]

Rollercoaster Tycoon (any) = Death machine planner.

Shame they didn't leave any remains behind or hurt anything I aimed the flying carts of crying children at.

 

[BakaSmurf]

Call of Dullness: Mediocre Warfare 2.

Care to guess how I felt about MW 2?

 

[Outright Villainy]

Halo 3: Power squat training.

Yeah, the drive really fast into pedestrians bit was easily the most fun i had. Or the go really fast and throw yourself out the windshield and see how far you drag minigame...

 

[siffty]

call of duty:noob tube 2

 

[azncutthroat]

Half Life Body... 'cause , you know, you can't see your your chest...?

Oh fuck you too!!

 

[Valksy]

Theme Park - Coating the World in Barf

 

[Discrodia]

Ass Effect 2.

 

[Valksy]

Ninja Gaiden 2: Revenge of the Thumb Blisters

 

[Worgen]

gta IV- want to see some big american titties?

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Age of Conan: Testosterone Adventures

Halo Wors(e)

 

[Zer_]

Call of Duty: Airstrike Death Simulator.

 

[Grayjack]

Call of Shitty: Modern Campfare 2

 

[D.L.390]

Call of Dullness: Mediocre Warfare 2.

Care to guess how I felt about MW 2?

Sorry, but...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SO TRUE. (And I am serious)

 

[Valksy]

Dead or Alive 4: I Am So Embarressed

 

[JWW]

Spore = Space Pokemon that look pretty but fail at depth

 

[Hiphophippo]

GTA IV - Ragdolling Through a Windscreen Sim

Honestly, that was the bit I had the most fun with - hit something hard and fast and see how far you could fly...

and then take GTA IV with its whiney cousin bullshit out of your system and put in saints row 2 instead.

Sadly this is EXACTLY the same case with me, the only fun I really had in that game was getting any car, building up as much speed as possible, and then running into the ragdolls that populate the city to see how far and funny they will fly.

I guess I have a ragdoll fetish.

Don't feel bad. We all do. Saints Row 2 was so much better than GTA4. In fact, I made every goddamn effort to only kill people in Saints Row 2 by throwing them into walls, cars, off buildings, onto hookers, into hookers...you get me.

All this made all the more fun by the ridiculous physics engine in the game. Punch a man and watch him sail through the air!

Another Saints Row cannot come fast enough.

 

[major28]

halo 3:medieocore alien shooter
borderlands: kill that guy in a hockey mask for 50 hours
any final fantasy: grind your thumbs off
any pokemon game: look how devoted u r to getting all the pokemon give it 3 hours
assassins creedI: y the hell do i have so much money