Guess that obscure game quote!

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

"Come now, Cheshire...look at me. Do I look like I have any interest in children? Now making them...well, that's another story."
Also, a probably better known one:
"Welcome... TO DIE!.

That's from Bayonetta I believe.

OT: "Hehe.... penal code..."

 

[MrJKapowey]

"They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."

New Vegas, Cass on the NCR I think.

Yup.

'Thank you, mortal. Their spirits are free, and henceforth, above my shrine, five bright candles shall burn forever in memory of their sacrifice. For your service, take this token, that your deeds might be entered in the Book of Fate.'

 

[MrJKapowey]

Well, the excrement has really hit the oscilation. (Only slightly misquoted)

I don't remember ever hearing that - but in Bad Coy 2, Sweetwater says 'Why is it that whenever the deffacation hits the oscillation, the team is always split up.'

Was that the quote you were thinking of?

 

[Dr Sauce]

"The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog . . ."

 

[MrJKapowey]

"GIVE ME THE NAUGHTY NIGHTWEAR!"

Fallout 3

XD

 

[Sebster 105]

"GIVE ME THE NAUGHTY NIGHTWEAR!"

F3

OT:

I'LL ASK THEM WHEN I'VE BLOWN THEM TO HELL

 

[josetaco]

GO FOR THE EYES BOO!!

 

[Annoying Turd]

Don't trust the skull.

Guy above me is quoting Minsc from the Baldur's gate series.

 

[ragawolf]

minotaur!minotaur!

 

[RockOn3906]

"Oh perfect Light! I want to end this!"

Spoiler: Easy. Got this one immediately.

Terra from FF Dissidia (specifically, her using Ultima branched from Holy Combo.)

"All Hail! King of the Losers!"
Also includes the best thing I've ever heard come from my Laptop speakers:
"Wololooo"

Spoiler: How refreshing.

Ahh, Age of Empires II taunts. So awesome, but what's made of win is this conversation:
First guy--"You played 2 hours to die like this?"
Second guy--"Yeah, well, you should see the other guy!"
Third/other guy--"Ah, smite me."

"I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!"

Spoiler: Ahh, one of my all-time favorites! Wondered when it'd come up.

Culex before the fight in Super Mario RPG (set to Final Fantasy 4 boss music, of all things; nicely done, way-back-when Square!)

And one for the topic; someone got a quote similar to this a long time ago in this thread.
"I am already dead. Where this body drops and rots is of no matter now."

 

[MordinSolus]

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

 

[silenthillXD]

Two nice easy ones "What a horrible night to have a curse" and even easier "There was a hole here, its gone now"

 

[Testosticore]

"ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT?!?"
Its in caps because it's extreme

 

[Stealthygamer]

"ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT?!?"
Its in caps because it's extreme

Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja, not obscure

OT: "This has been proven from the point of behavioral science!"

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Two nice easy ones "What a horrible night to have a curse" and even easier "There was a hole here, its gone now"

First one, Castlevania 2: Simons Quest, really random time to have dialog in that game in my opinion.

Second one, Silent Hill 2 on the bar wall, can't remember the bar's name though, but the messages on them were a little creepy.

 

[snow]

"Testicle transplants for them are expensive. $10,000 a pop, that's $40,000 for a full set!"

 

[Proverbial Jon]

here's one guys "..."

Snake's confused response in just about any Metal Gear Solid game?

OT:

Easy enough if you've played it.

Character 1: I don't know what you're planning, but there's always another way.
Charcater 2: Really? But... you're the same as me. It's easier just to run, besides, it's what we deserve.


EDIT: A more obscure one.

Character 1: ...Are you (name)?
Character 2: Indeed I am, you sweet little thing! Here to work so very hard, are you? So very hard!

 

[FeraIMuse]

"Well, I'll be teleporting you into a completely safe, uninhabited section of the ship, you'll be fine. I think. Well, anyway, good luck!" And, from the same game, "I'm Henry the 8th I am I am, I've been married to the widow next door, she's been married seven times before..." And yes, it's actually the whole song.

 

[Telemachus]

"Look, plumbers crack."

oh, i mean, hey look, the plumbers back!

Ratchet and Clank up your arsenal. not exactly obscure, but im ok with that.