Hmm... Kotick says he'll reinvent Guitar Hero? I can imagine it now.
"Well, It's been two years now, and I think we are ready to reinvent Guitar Hero"
"What do you have in mind sir"
"Picture this, we set the game......in a warzone"
"Excuse me? What do you mean by a warzone?"
"You know, a warzone, like what they did with the latest SSX"
"Except that game didn't do well.....at all.......and I'm pretty sure people will realize that we just copied EA"
"That's the best part, we release the new Guitar Hero, claim it has been in the works before SSX, and then say how they copied us"
"I don't think that's going to work sir"
"Looks like someone is hankering for their paycheck to be cut"
"Uh, what I mean is...... What else were you thinking about doing"
"Well get this, we have a different setlist, with the setlist composed songs from the previous games and DLC, and whatever we don't have in there we sell for DLC"
"I think that's just going to piss off the fans"
"They'll be too excited about the guest musicians to pay attention to that"
"Who did you have in mind?"
"Well, I'm glad you asked. I was driving to work today when I thought to myself 'Who on the radio is popular enough to draw in fans?'"
"......Oh no"
"That's right, why don't we include Justin Bieber and Ke$sha? They're popular musicians"
"First off, calling those two hacks musicians is an insult to real musicians. Second off, don't you remember Band Hero?"
"Well I lay off so many development teams that it's hard for me to keep track of who it is I actually lay off, so I guess I don't really remember"
"Sir, I have to be honest, I don't think I can help you with this project. It's just so awful both to the world of video games and the world of buisness. Nothing you can say will keep me on ths project"
"Did I tell you that I plan on adding an 8 at the end of the title?"
"I'm leaving now sir"
"Did I also tell you that I plan on adding a keyboard periphiral that we will assure everyone is original?"
-Assistant has a sudden brain embolisim due to stupidity-
"Th-tha-that sound-s brill-iant s-si-sir!"
"Well, not to brag here, but I'm not the CEO of this company for nothing"
I have a half-feeling that I'm not too far off from the truth here.