Guns solve everything.

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Guns.
Yes, those various sized ejectors of speeding death.
But, could they be a force for good?
Could they in fact, (indirectly or directly) solve everything.
You could post a problem, an answer or both.
But please, let's start of small, and work our way up the problem ladder.

So i'll start us off.
You need to get something on a high shelf but you can't quite reach.
GO!
(try and be imiginative with your answers and questions )

 

[Richardplex]

They're very important in use in Rube Goldberg machines.

 

[gabmed]

Guns.
Yes, those various sized ejectors of speeding death.
But, could they be a force for good?
Could they in fact, (indirectly or directly) solve everything.
You could post a problem, an answer or both.
But please, let's start of small, and work our way up the problem ladder.

So i'll start us off.
You need to get something on a high shelf but you can't quite reach.
GO!
(try and be imiginative with your answers and questions )

SHOOT THE HINGES! (Internet for reference)

No, but seriously. Shoot the hinges, shit falls, you get shit. Easy Peasy.

I take it it's my turn then?

You're trying to find a video online.
HOP TO IT!

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

-snip-

I know!
You use the firing pin to type on the keyboard, or you threaten someone with it until they give you the answer you desire!

MY TURN AGAIN!
You're trying to cook a delicious barbaque.

 

[klipton]

-snip-

I know!
You use the firing pin to type on the keyboard, or you threaten someone with it until they give you the answer you desire!

MY TURN AGAIN!
You're trying to cook a delicious barbaque.

You get a really big gun and shoot until it warms. Then you put the meat on it.

You have to deliver a lot of newspapers.

 

[Jordi]

Roast your meats with the heat generated by continuously firing a machine gun.[footnote]Edit: seriously, WTF, I refreshed the page before posting to see if nobody had gone before me...[/footnote]

You're trying to catch a football.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

-snip-

I know!
You use the firing pin to type on the keyboard, or you threaten someone with it until they give you the answer you desire!

MY TURN AGAIN!
You're trying to cook a delicious barbaque.

would a flamethrower count as a gun? if so then yeah, really cripy barbeque...

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Roast your meats with the heat generated by continuously firing a machine gun.[footnote]Edit: seriously, WTF, I refreshed the page before posting to see if nobody had gone before me...[/footnote]

You're trying to catch a football.

You hit the football with a constant stream of small guns until it is in position (using a gun firing gun)
Then you catch the football using two assualt rifles as a form of chopsticks!

Now for a question...
You have a rabbit infestation...

 

[Pinkamena]

New problem:
You want change the tires on your car. Wat do?

 

[Gamer_152]

As Red vs. Blue taught us, if your friend is injured and in need of urgent treatment, coat your bullets with a medical salve and fire directly at them.

 

[Jordi]

Roast your meats with the heat generated by continuously firing a machine gun.[footnote]Edit: seriously, WTF, I refreshed the page before posting to see if nobody had gone before me...[/footnote]

You're trying to catch a football.

You hit the football with a constant stream of small guns until it is in position (using a gun firing gun)
Then you catch the football using two assualt rifles as a form of chopsticks!

Now for a question...
You have a rabbit infestation...

Spoiler: That's a little too obvious.

fox shooting gun

Other people already posted new ones.

 

[Richardplex]

New problem:
You want change the tires on your car. Wat do?

*Hopes no-one notices I have no idea how to change a tire*
shoot tire until the shredded rubber falls off wheel, use blanks to roll over the new tire, use multiple cannons to force it onto the wheel

As Red vs. Blue taught us, if your friend is injured and in need of urgent treatment, coat your bullets with a medical salve and fire directly at them.

Or as world of warcraft taught me, fire Life Rockets at them.

New question: you want to work out the area under a graph...

 

[FuktLogik]

Violence: If it's not solving your problems you're just not using enough of it.

Here's one. Remote out of batteries? Too lazy to get up and change the channel? If you've got the old style T.V with the dials, try shooting it them. If you're lucky you'll miss the tube and the channel will change!

 

[Jordi]

New problem:
You want change the tires on your car. Wat do?

*Hopes no-one notices I have no idea how to change a tire*
shoot tire until the shredded rubber falls off wheel, use blanks to roll over the new tire, use multiple cannons to force it onto the wheel

I'm happy to tell you that that is exactly how you change a tire.

As Red vs. Blue taught us, if your friend is injured and in need of urgent treatment, coat your bullets with a medical salve and fire directly at them.

Or as world of warcraft taught me, fire Life Rockets at them.

New question: you want to work out the area under a graph...

Shoot bullets under graph. Count how many you need to remove all paper.

Next: you want to do the dishes.

 

[Zeema]

Minigun+Cheese= Awesome Swiss Cheese

haters gonna hate

 

[That Greek Guy]

you cant get it up
GO

 

[StormShaun]

Shoot the soap bottle and pour it onto the dishes and then scrub...seems fine to me exept you have just wasted a bullet and a hell load of dish soap, but hey, all the more fun?

Next Q: You want to kill someone with a sword?

 

[Wintermoot]

you can use them to hunt or solve problems like a annoying neighborhood cat.
also you can chop down trees with a minigun MANLY!

 

[andreas3K]

Next: you want to do the dishes.

Use sponge bullets.

How would you take your clothes off with a gun?

 

[Jordi]

you cant get it up
GO

Real men get boners just from looking at guns.

Shoot the soap bottle and pour it onto the dishes and then scrub...seems fine to me exept you have just wasted a bullet and a hell load of dish soap, but hey, all the more fun?

Next Q: You want to kill someone with a sword?

Ehm...
Sword shooting gun?
Bayonet?
Gunblade?
Put sword on shelf, place victim below it, and do the shelf trick (see above)?

Next: you want to do the dishes.

Use sponge bullets.

How would you take your clothes off with a gun?

Stand in front of firing minigun and perform necessary movements to only let it hit cloth.

Next question: you need to study for tomorrow's mathematics test.