Guns solve everything.

[Thamous]

no. seriously no: read this article.

Spoiler

guns dont solve problems. your brain does..

seriously read the last lines about him having chest pains.

You are aware no one in this thread is being remotely serious right?

Next: you want to do the dishes.

Use sponge bullets.

How would you take your clothes off with a gun?

You use it to take someone hostage and force them to do it.

 

[The_Vigilant]

Next question: you need to study for tomorrow's mathematics test.

Use an automatic weapon to do practice problems on the side of a building.


Next: You need to change a baby's diaper. Hostages not allowed. Actually, hostages should not be allowed for any answer.

 

[Suijen]

Well, the flare gun is pretty useful.

 

[Pinkamena]

Next question: you need to study for tomorrow's mathematics test.

Use an automatic weapon to do practice problems on the side of a building.


Next: You need to change a baby's diaper. Hostages not allowed. Actually, hostages should not be allowed for any answer.

Does the baby need to be alive afterwards?

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

-snip-

I know!
You use the firing pin to type on the keyboard, or you threaten someone with it until they give you the answer you desire!

MY TURN AGAIN!
You're trying to cook a delicious barbaque.

You get a really big gun and shoot until it warms. Then you put the meat on it.

You have to deliver a lot of newspapers.

Newspaper gun.

You have look powerless with a gun.

 

[Vibhor]

Newspaper gun.

You have look powerless with a gun.

The gun is a water gun.

You want to release a video game.

 

[Alon Shechter]

You need to stop Scotland's population from turning into Scotsmen without killing anyone!

 

[Sansha]

This is a quote I came up with, and it's the most vindictive, hateful, malevolent thing I've never conceived:

Guns are tools because they fix the problem with people.

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

Newspaper gun.

You have look powerless with a gun.

The gun is a water gun.

You want to release a video game.

Re-release half life to and anyone who tries to argue gets shot.

You have to make a gun.

 

[Redingold]

Integrate xe[sup]x[/sup] between x = 3 and x = 5

Do that with a gun.

 

[Richardplex]

Integrate xe[sup]x[/sup] between x = 3 and x = 5

Do that with a gun.

Get out a bulletbroof graphical calculator, that is rather large
use blanks to get it to integrate the function.
Write answer down in your exam.

Next question: you need to study for tomorrow's mathematics test.

Use an automatic weapon to do practice problems on the side of a building.


Next: You need to change a baby's diaper. Hostages not allowed. Actually, hostages should not be allowed for any answer.

Does the baby need to be alive afterwards?

I laughed out loud at that. I should probably feel bad, but I don't >

You have to tell a story to a child.

 

[Redingold]

Integrate xe[sup]x[/sup] between x = 3 and x = 5

Do that with a gun.

Get out a bulletbroof graphical calculator, that is rather large
use blanks to get it to integrate the function.
Write answer down in your exam.

Ooh, you're tricky. Very well: Prove or disprove the Goldbach Conjecture using a gun.

 

[BlindTom]

Integrate xe[sup]x[/sup] between x = 3 and x = 5

Do that with a gun.

Get out a bulletbroof graphical calculator, that is rather large
use blanks to get it to integrate the function.
Write answer down in your exam.

Next question: you need to study for tomorrow's mathematics test.

Use an automatic weapon to do practice problems on the side of a building.


Next: You need to change a baby's diaper. Hostages not allowed. Actually, hostages should not be allowed for any answer.

Does the baby need to be alive afterwards?

I laughed out loud at that. I should probably feel bad, but I don't >

You have to tell a story to a child.

Tell them a story about that time you shot them in the leg again. Do it through interpretive dance.

 

[Richardplex]

Integrate xe[sup]x[/sup] between x = 3 and x = 5

Do that with a gun.

Get out a bulletbroof graphical calculator, that is rather large
use blanks to get it to integrate the function.
Write answer down in your exam.

Ooh, you're tricky. Very well: Prove or disprove the Goldbach Conjecture using a gun.

Your a massive bastard, you know that? *dedicates life to solving said conjecture so he can write the formula out in bullets* You want me to solve the riemann hypothesis while I'm at it?

 

[Redingold]

Integrate xe[sup]x[/sup] between x = 3 and x = 5

Do that with a gun.

Get out a bulletbroof graphical calculator, that is rather large
use blanks to get it to integrate the function.
Write answer down in your exam.

Ooh, you're tricky. Very well: Prove or disprove the Goldbach Conjecture using a gun.

Your a massive bastard, you know that? *dedicates life to solving said conjecture so he can write the formula out in bullets* You want me to solve the riemann hypothesis while I'm at it?

No, solve something harder. Try P = NP.

 

[Richardplex]

Integrate xe[sup]x[/sup] between x = 3 and x = 5

Do that with a gun.

Get out a bulletbroof graphical calculator, that is rather large
use blanks to get it to integrate the function.
Write answer down in your exam.

Ooh, you're tricky. Very well: Prove or disprove the Goldbach Conjecture using a gun.

Your a massive bastard, you know that? *dedicates life to solving said conjecture so he can write the formula out in bullets* You want me to solve the riemann hypothesis while I'm at it?

No, solve something harder. Try P = NP.

Goddamn it man, I'm going to do theoretical physics at uni for a reason; it's easy maths. I needed my sister to help me download onto my mp3 player since I'm so incompetent with technology, how am I going to solve that? *cries in corner*

 

[Harkonnen64]

As Red vs. Blue taught us, if your friend is injured and in need of urgent treatment, coat your bullets with a medical salve and fire directly at them.

Or cure a headshot with CPR.

 

[Rhaff]

Integrate xe[sup]x[/sup] between x = 3 and x = 5

Do that with a gun.

Get out a bulletbroof graphical calculator, that is rather large
use blanks to get it to integrate the function.
Write answer down in your exam.

Ooh, you're tricky. Very well: Prove or disprove the Goldbach Conjecture using a gun.

Your a massive bastard, you know that? *dedicates life to solving said conjecture so he can write the formula out in bullets* You want me to solve the riemann hypothesis while I'm at it?

No, solve something harder. Try P = NP.

I do believe that P = NP has not been solved, or is that just me remembering wrong?

 

[Redingold]

Integrate xe[sup]x[/sup] between x = 3 and x = 5

Do that with a gun.

Get out a bulletbroof graphical calculator, that is rather large
use blanks to get it to integrate the function.
Write answer down in your exam.

Ooh, you're tricky. Very well: Prove or disprove the Goldbach Conjecture using a gun.

Your a massive bastard, you know that? *dedicates life to solving said conjecture so he can write the formula out in bullets* You want me to solve the riemann hypothesis while I'm at it?

No, solve something harder. Try P = NP.

I do believe that P = NP has not been solved, or is that just me remembering wrong?

You're quite right; it hasn't been solved, hence why I want him to try it with guns.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Your car just broke down in the middle of the Mojave. The rad has a hole in it and you're the only life form of any type for miles in any direction. All you have on hand is a .357 magnum and enough coolant for one refill.


Get to work!

You shoot yourself to your destination!
Like a shotgun jump, but with a magnum 0_0.
And it sounds as if someones been playing fallout...