Haiku battle!

[Nerdfury]

HAIKU BATTLE!

Rules:
- Haikus go in 5, 7, 5 order
- The last line of the preceding haiku becomes the first line of yours
- First come, first serve
- Post a split second later than someone else? Doesn't count.
- Don't follow the 5, 7, 5 count? Doesn't count.
- No need to follow on, story wise, but must make sense!

Let me start you off:

This is Escapist
Haiku battle royale, go!
Let me see your skill!

 

[Asciotes]

Let me see your skill
Can you score in the basket?
You're a skilled Baller.


That was terrible, I apologize

 

[SharPhoe]

This seems familiar. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.111584#1959334]
Even the title's the same.
It's not your fault, though.

 

[Timotei]

This should be in games
With that second rule you added
It makes it a game.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

It makes it a game
I see no skill, thread is unoriginal
It's in forum games, fail.