Haiku game

[Orca87]

Rules are quite simple
Write game describing haiku's
For people to guess

((My attempt to be witty at expense of grammar is fail))

Blue and Orange rings
Run, Jump, solve all these puzzles
The cake is a lie

((Easy see?))

 

[Hazy]

MadWorld:
Why is this world white
I swear I have not seen red
wait, there is the red.

Chronicles of Riddick:
I stalk through shadows
Always watching where I step
Attack the Narcs Now!

Jet Grind Radio
Acid Jazz plays loud
Skates skuttling along fast
Watch out for the cops.


Yeah, I'm not too good at Haikus.

 

[Timotei]

This is the wrong board
For a game with some haikus
Try [a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/362]this[/a] board good sir

 

[Orca87]

Sonic 1,2,3&K

Run fast for the rings
Spinning jump to kill robots
free the animals!

 

[Orca87]

Oops, sorry, how do I get it moved? Should I just make a new thread?

 

[Hazy]

Oops, sorry, how do I get it moved? Should I just make a new thread?

No, PM a mod.


Err, I mean:

Your thread was placed wrong
Message a moderator
They will fix it fast.

 

[EnemyOfGeneric]

Shake the wii remote,
And look like a massive fool,
TV now broken,

Yeah, my Haiku skills are also not too good.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Let me give this a try...

TF2:
We must secure the intelligence

Frantically sprinting to avoid death

A spy just sapped my sentry

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Assassin's Creed

Investigation Stage,
Assassinate target,
Now wash, rince, repeat.

The longer words are a bit of a problem.

 

[El Poncho]

Overlord 2:

Come here my minions
My Brown red green and blue
We show no mercy (I think thats right)

 

[Skreeee]

Mario Kart

Half the race in first,
Only to be fucked over,
By a damn blue shell.

 

[coldfrog]

Living safe at home?
There's a zombie on your lawn!
Quick, plant peashooters!

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Giant ball of stuff;
Why is it sticky? Don't ask.
Shoot it into space!

 

[Timotei]

Investigation Stage,
Assassinate target,
Now wash, rince, repeat.

Win. I always found the lack of variety to be the game's one weakness.

Hopefully AC2 will cure that.

 

[Orca87]

Overlord 2:

Come here my minions
My Brown red green and blue
We show no mercy (I think thats right)

Your middle line needs seven counts, not six, but close ^_^

Florescent tube sword
Take down the worlds assassins
Spectacle fighter

No more heroes

 

[Fraught]

God of War
Throats slit open,
aggh there's too much blood.
Ooh, sex minigame.

[small]Do be honest, I never understood the concept of haikus and moras, so I may have failed hard. If someone would explain them to me, would be greatly appreciated. ^_^[/small]

 

[Shapsters]

TF2

Lots of fun and guns
Classes for everyone to
Play and have some fun

 

[Shapsters]

God of War
Throats slit open,
aggh there's too much blood.
Ooh, sex minigame.

[small]Do be honest, I never understood the concept of haikus and moras, so I may have failed hard. If someone would explain them to me, would be greatly appreciated. ^_^[/small]

Haikus have a way
Of confusing simple minds
Its really easy

[small]I give up, Haikus have a 5 syllable, then 7 syllable, then 5 syllable set up. All of them are that way. Also, dont take the second verse seriously, I dont actually think you are stupid [/small]

 

[Fraught]

God of War
Throats slit open,
aggh there's too much blood.
Ooh, sex minigame.

[small]Do be honest, I never understood the concept of haikus and moras, so I may have failed hard. If someone would explain them to me, would be greatly appreciated. ^_^[/small]

Haikus have a way
Of confusing simple minds
Its really easy

[small]I give up, Haikus have a 5 syllable, then 7 syllable, then 5 syllable set up. All of them are that way. Also, dont take the second verse seriously, I dont actually think you are stupid [/small]

Oh, okay. I read that Haikus have a 5,7,5 moras set up, and read that moras depend on syllable weight or something, and it confused me. But if it's just regular ol' syllables, then lets try again.

Ninja Gaiden
Really fast combos,
that are so unrealistic.
Ooh, look, huge boobies.

I think I did it this time.

[small]Oh, by the way, I'll try not to take the second verse seriously. But let this be the last time!11!!1!one[/small]

 

[SteakHeart]

Prototype:
I do not like this,
This power that I now posess,
It is killing me.

Dead Space:
Necromorphs, be gone
You killed my nicole, my dear
She shall be avenged.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

RuneScape
I wander the world
As I search for a purpose,
"Dancing for free stuff"