Haiku Off!

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Inspired by The Escapist's haiku contest, I bring you this: The Haiku Off. Civilised brother of the 'rap off', this lets you use your poetry skills to diss someone else's mother. For shizzle. I'll start off:

It's a haiku off!
Better than battle of rap!
I am great, you're crap!

Not a great one... but maybe it'll start the ball of poetry moving - like poetry in motion.

God, I'm good.

 

[AvsJoe]

You don't got the skillz
to beat my 5-7-5!
Go back to school, G!

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[AvsJoe]

I have the power
To lift you up with my words!
Not literally.

 

[darkenergy134]

I can not help it.
Your haikus make me so sad.
I need therepy.

 

[Ultrajoe]

I do wonder why
Haiku gets ignored so much
They're like heroin.

Sorry, my Haiku-fu is not good enough to actually rap battle with them.

 

[AvsJoe]

I can not help it.
Your haikus make me so sad.
I need therepy.

You need something more
Than a little therapy;
You need a bullet!

(just kidding, sorry mate)