Haiku Reviews!

[Thaius]

What we really ought to do is a thread of Haiku [http://volweb.utk.edu/school/bedford/harrisms/haiku.htm] game reviews.

All credit goes to the above poster, for this suggestion in the "Four-Word Reviews" thread.

Write reviews of games in haiku form! Or, if you want, just talk about them in some way. For those of you completely out of touch with language arts, haiku is a Japanese form of short poetry: click the link for a full explanation.

Have fun!

 

[Nillz]

Borderlands is fun
It has a ton of cool guns
Best RPG yet

(think R-P-G)

 

[Trivun]

Halo 3 is good
Campaign mode makes a fun game
Multiplayer rocks

 

[DannyBoy451]

Too Human:

Pain, Pain, Pain, Pain, Pain.
Denis Dyack is a ****.
Pain, Pain, Pain, Pain, Pain.

Amidoinitrite?

 

[Flishiz]

Would have been more involving if you started the thread with some of your own.

MW2:
Too many headshots
Cheap kills by glitchers and noobs
I prestige often


Mass Effect:
Get out of my way
Hostiles behind you, dumbass
Have to start over

 

[badgersprite]

Dragon Age: Origins

Hey, I know that voice.
Where have I heard them before?
*checks IMDB*

Oblivion

Halt, criminal scum!
Stolen goods are now forfeit.
Pay the court a fine.

 

[Amarok]

To use the exact same games as the other thread

World of Warcraft:
I work for the horde
PvP is largely dead
So I just farm stuff

Abe's Oddysee:
I love this game lots
I can save all 99.
I wish there was more

Tes IV: Oblivion
Radiant AI.
Yeah right, they're clockwork robots.
I still love it, though

Left 4 Dead
Fun co-op shooter.
Suffers from inconsistant
connection and 'tards

 

[Thaius]

Would have been more involving if you started the thread with some of your own.

Yeah, sorry: I tried, but I couldn't think of any. Failure on my part, I know.

So here are some:

Mass Effect:
Save the universe
Biotech and aliens
Shepard wins it all

Gears of War 2:
Better story now
Improved gameplay and features
Yet far more cheap noobs

Mirror's Edge:
Forever running
Featureless buildings fly by
Haunting every step

Fatal Frame:
Do not go in there!
If you value sanity,
Stay away OH CRAP!

 

[orangeapples]

Star Fox 64
Greatest flying game ever
do a barrel roll

 

[Gyrefalcon]

Lord of the Rings:

Finally, at last,
I see that I too can be,
An amazing elf.

Eternal Darkness:

Slip once more through time.
See your family die off.
Stop the ancient foe.

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth:

Become the alien.
Escape from Innsmouth's frogmen.
Death is your best hope.

Gladius:

Norse women warriors,
Compete with Rome's finest men.
Who will take the wreath?

 

[geldonyetich]

Dwarf Fortress

They go on and on
Dwarves whose many toils bring
Crazy ASCII dreams.

 

[friboy2791]

Portal:
Awesome puzzle game
Innovative and funny
the cake is a lie

Chrono Trigger:
Time traveling friends
Fight to stop day of Lavos
you should buy it now

Wii Play:
boring mini-games
only fun for 5 minutes
Don't even bother

Lego Star Wars/Indiana Jones/Harry Potter/Batman/Rockband:
My guilty pleasure
fun for my inner child
lego for the win

Fallout 3:
from Fallout I learned
after doomsday everyone
will have botoxed face