Haiku

[lemiel14n3]

Alright, here's the game. we get a conversation going, each person responding to the posts of others, but they all have to be in haiku.

Pressed against the floor
chewing on the soft carpet
a cat lesbian?

 

[Link_to_Future]

I don't think that I
really understand what you
mean. Could you explain?

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Lol, what the hell man?
That really makes zero sense
And is not funny

 

[Link_to_Future]

I know right? It's a
random chain of words aimed to
offend. And it failed.

 

[i don't know]

I really hate you's
Please go choke to death ASAP
Why wont you die now?!

 

[lemiel14n3]

my cat chews the rug
on the floor of the bathroom
I like the word-play

 

[Dango]

Is that haiku
A continuation of
The one from before?

 

[JoJo]

Who knows if it is
Or not, but by the way your
Avatar is cute

 

[Eumersian]

While this may be true
Dango is still a dingo
Underneath it all

 

[Dango]

Lies! I say! All lies!
Don't fall for his trickery...

[sub][sub]Am not a Dingo[/sub][/sub]

 

[Eumersian]

I can understand
That this is a sensitive
Issue for you now

Let's change the subject
Perhaps it will be kittens
Or current events

 

[JoJo]

In Cairo protests
Rage back and forth but will the
President give in?

 

[Link_to_Future]

I enjoyed this game.
I think that I'll bring it back.
Here we go again.

 

[lemiel14n3]

many thanks for
your revival of my game
hope it will last now

 

[Eumersian]

I'll try to keep it
Now what were we talkin' 'bout?
Perhaps, sandwiches?

 

[Link_to_Future]

Turkey, ham, roast beef.
I would love to have a few
sandwiches right now!

 

[Eumersian]

I just finished one
Roasted chicken with veggies
Awesome food for sure

 

[Link_to_Future]

You make me jealous.
I think that I may have to
head to Subway soon.

 

[Eumersian]

That's interesting
That's exactly where I got
The sandwich above

Are you stalking me?
Answer truthfully, or I'll
Gut you like a fish

 

[Link_to_Future]

Why would I do that?
I'm totally not sitting
behind you right now.