Anyways, Anarchemitis lied.
We can probably get a few made on Saturday, with hope that we'll edit maybe 2, definitely 1 to upload.
The problem was this:
I had a Radeon x1550, which is a 256 megabyte video card. I got it replaced with a 512 nVidia 8400 video card, which ran GMod even worse because it was a 64 bit processor. So, I called up my computer guy, asked him to buy an nVidia 9600 for $100, and install it. It was installed Wednesday, but didn't quite run. My power pack only supported the main frame, so he took it home to put a new one in.
So, hopefully today, definitely by tomorrow, I'll have a PC with a 512-megabyte 256-bit video card. Which should run Fallout 3 on, what, high? At least medium.