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A not so long time ago there was Halo, and Halo was a game that I rather enjoyed. Soon after there was Halo 2, and then I decided that the Halo series was just one loop-the-loop only with half of the story in around half of the time. When Halo 3 came out I expected it just to finish the loop-the-loop and leave you hanging dead in space, and it pretty much did just that.
Halo took me seven or eight hours to complete the first time around, whereas Halo 2 and 3 combined took me eight, maybe nine hours to complete.

The problem that Halo 3 has is that it's trying too much, in my opinion, and that it was overhyped. Sure, it's better than Halo 2 but it falls short of being as fun as Halo ever was for me.
Halo 3, being as overhyped as it was and being called "the game" to get for the 360 put me off of it completely, and I went in with bad expectations and came out with a bad experience. I tried some multiplayer, but I avoid the game whenever possible because of the amount of weapons.
The only weapons I like in the game are the assault rifle, spikers and small machine guns, however it doesn't seem to matter how much I fire my opponents never die, and my shield drops quicker than your toast going butter-side down. I'm not exactly sure what happens about it all, but whenever I come across another player I'm the one who dies unless I have a player-dubbed "Power Weapon".
That said I am a PC gamer, not a console gamer and I find shooters on a console much harder than I do on the computer, so maybe that's just it.

The vehicles in Halo 3 are also, in general, rubbish. The Warthog still responds to your controls like an overly hyperactive and overly excitable puppy, the Mongoose is a smaller version of the Warthog without the turret on top, the Banshee is still as hard to fly as it was in Halo 2 and the Chopper has a mind of its own half of the time.

Then there's also the campaign which, quite frankly, annoyed me because it could have been better if it was just added on to Halo 2. There were no surprises there other than perhaps Johnson, the only character who seemed to be liked by his voice actor, was killed. Thanks, Bungie. The one character I liked in Halo...

There was also no apparent incentive for the Elites to join with the humans for any reason than that they can kill the other aliens, which to me said "we can't figure out why so we're going to go with this. It's cool. You'll like it. It's got aliens to kill! And it's cool!"

In general, Halo 3 felt like a game that was appealing to the people who liked Halo 2 rather than trying to actually be a good game. There were far too many things in Halo 3 that made me think of it as a fan game rather than anything else, such as Guilty Spark and the Hornets, the last level where you were forced to drive another Warthog through terrain that wasn't designed to have a Warthog drive through it and the Gravemind.

There were also issues with level design. In Halo the level design was rather straight forwards, and its almost kept the same in Halo 3, the only difference being that I've been blinded by all the lights in the game and I can't tell backwards from forwards on the game. At one point I was going the wrong way for a minute before I realised that I was following a trail of dead bodies that I'd left. That, and I couldn't honestly read the motion sensor.

Personally, I didn't like Halo 3 and I'd honestly urge people to stay away from it. Then again I can see why some people might like Halo 3. As far as it goes some of the weapons are actually good, I just can't use them (read, I can't snipe and I hate semi-automatic/manual weaponry without the use of a mouse), and the graphics are good if only you didn't have all that dynamic lighting blinding you. If you haven't played any of the Halo games and you're interested, then rent it out first. The Halo story isn't that hard to get into and you might find yourself amused enough to consider buying the full game, as well as renting/buying Halo and Halo 2, but I would say don't go into it without high expectations.
 

Jack and Calumon

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An above average review, however, you have just spoiled a major plot event in Halo 3 for me. Use a spoiler box next time.
 

Blights

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Halo vehicle control was pretty smooth for me, better than having all the controls on just one stick anyway.

Being a console gamer I dont think you can really tell people to stay away from halo 3.

Its a solid shooter (Over-rated, yes) but online is very fun. Most people play it so online waiting rooms are about 1 minute of length.

Your review was very good though for a first. Props to you.
 

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Catkid906 said:
An above average review, however, you have just spoiled a major plot event in Halo 3 for me. Use a spoiler box next time.
This was a good review of the review. I will now read it.
 

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Darmort said:
In general, Halo 3 felt like a game that was appealing to the people who liked Halo 2 rather than trying to actually be a good game.
After I read that line any credibility this review had was drained. Seriously, your insulting a game for trying to please its fans...how many game series have sold out and moved on in different directions - I would actually salute Bungie for caring about its fans - not insult them. Besides, even if you didn't like Halo 3 (which, judging from this review I see no real reason for - it just seems to be you claiming its a bad game because you are not very good at it (case in point:
I couldn't read the motion sensor, I can't kill my enemies, read, I can't snipe and I hate semi-automatic/manual weaponry without the use of a mouse)
- these are not basic design faults - these are faults with your playing strategies.)

Your going to get a lot of support simply because you bashed Halo, as the majority on these forum are ignorant when it comes to the matter and merely follow everyone else in basing the game thats popular, but by and large it wasn't a great review - although the paragraphs are well set out, you don't really explain your points clearly and at times contradict yourself: At first you claimed the weaponry was terrible but then went on to list a variety of weapons you liked.

Its flows poorly, sentences often end abruptly and the whole thing, to me, smacks slightly of elitism. On the other hand the english is well-done there are few grammar and spelling errors and you do provide varied insights into sections of the game. Keep trying.
 

heartshooter

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it's weird how more and more people are copying yahtzee's review of halo 3; 18 fucking months after the games worldwide release.
 

OtherAlex

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I play Halo 3 on a regular basis, but only with a bunch of mates, booze, and the Alpha Zombie game tooled up maximum.

Dont get me wrong, its a competent shooter, and the campaign was decent enough.

Aside: a 300 percent speed alpha zombie can keep pace with a warthog!! Good times.
 

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Alright Review.
I think Halo 3's hype lead to some people getting a BIG letdown.
PS. There's a little grammar error in the first line.
 

Darmort

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D_987 said:
After I read that line any credibility this review had was drained. Seriously, your insulting a game for trying to please its fans...how many game series have sold out and moved on in different directions - I would actually salute Bungie for caring about its fans - not insult them. Besides, even if you didn't like Halo 3 (which, judging from this review I see no real reason for - it just seems to be you claiming its a bad game because you are not very good at it (case in point:
I couldn't read the motion sensor, I can't kill my enemies, read, I can't snipe and I hate semi-automatic/manual weaponry without the use of a mouse)
- these are not basic design faults - these are faults with your playing strategies.)
I salute Bungie for trying to please their fans, however I've never found a game that tries to appeal to all either a specific group or its fans to be any good or less than its said to be and unfortunately Halo 3 falls into the latter group.
And while I may not be very good at it, the same as I'm not good at Halo but I still like it. I've never been able to read a motion sensor regardless of the game and I think of them as pointless (that said, I like motion sensing in games like Counter-Strike: Source and Call of Duty 4 where you see the map in relation as to where you are), I've never been able to snipe (exception being TF2) and the only burst fire gun I've ever liked is the Clarion in Counter-Strike: Source. I also mentioned that I'm a PC gamer, not a console gamer; to me using a controller feels like I should be playing something like Devil May Cry or Soul Calibur, not a shooter.

Your going to get a lot of support simply because you bashed Halo, as the majority on these forum are ignorant when it comes to the matter and merely follow everyone else in basing the game thats popular, but by and large it wasn't a great review - although the paragraphs are well set out, you don't really explain your points clearly and at times contradict yourself: At first you claimed the weaponry was terrible but then went on to list a variety of weapons you liked.

Its flows poorly, sentences often end abruptly and the whole thing, to me, smacks slightly of elitism. On the other hand the english is well-done there are few grammar and spelling errors and you do provide varied insights into sections of the game. Keep trying.
Correction; I could bash Halo, but I didn't; I believe saying that if people are interested in playing the game then they should rent it. If I'm bashing something I'm not going to suggest to someone to do the exact opposite.
Yes, the majority of the weapons are terrible. There's a difference between the weapons I liked, the game play usually turning against me because I can't hit anything. The sniper rifle is good, I just can't use it. I've never been able to snipe (TF2 excluded), and as I said, and I've been shooting off entire cartridges with the assault rifle and not kill anyone.
Thanks for the comments and critisism.

As to anyone saying well done for a first review, it's actually my second review on the Escapist, and I've been reviewing and ranting on things long before I joined the Escapist. Also, thanks for all the comments.

Also, sorry about the spoiler. I assume the spoiler code is
and [./spoiler]?
 

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Oh god to many words i can't read more than a few sentences past 6 o clock but.... uh yes to whatever you said
 

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Oh, you don'T like Halo 3, how special. But this time was different, you genuinely dislike the game because you suck. You die a lot, you cant shoot and you cant drive. Damn game must be garbage. Honestly what game do you play that has a lower bullet damage, you can take so many bullets in the game. I'm 100x more annoyed by the Halo haters than the fanboys, at least the fanboys merely like the game and will argue people that dont. The haters feel they always need to scream to the world "I'M SPECIAL! I DONT LIKE HALO 3!"
 

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I agree with the point that Halo CE: was better than Halo 3.

But I disagree with large amounts of weapons being a bad thing.
 

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heartshooter said:
it's weird how more and more people are copying yahtzee's review of halo 3; 18 fucking months after the games worldwide release.
took the words right out of my mouth
 

weirdbros

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i agree with you 100%

it is a good multiplayer, though

but yeah most everything alse is right
 

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From my (admittedly limited) exposure to the game, I have only a few complaints. I don't like how much space on the screen the guns take up, especially if you're dual wielding and have 4 person split screen. I can't stand how they completely nerfed the assualt rifle. The assualt rifle in Halo 1 was useful as an all around weapon. The AR in Halo 3 is a mix between the smg and the battle rifle, but made worse so that the hybrid can't outgun either of the others at their own range. The result is a weapon that isn't really good for anything, especially with the crippled magazine size. It really makes me irate because the battle rifle's magazine is larger, it's easier to do more damage with each shot (if this logic was extrapolated to all of the guns, a sniper rifle would have a very large magazine indeed), and if you miss with more than 5 or 6 shots in multiplayer, it takes more than one magazine to kill someone. Maybe (probably) I'm making too big a deal out of this, but in Halo 1 the AR was just fun to shoot, and I feel bitter because it's so bad in Halo 3.
 

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I played Halo 3 for some time quite recently, IMO it is an average game, the story is somewhat shakey, It just felt like the original Halo (which I thought wasn't a bad game on PC), thing is this version has more shiney things on it. But I don't want shiney things, I'm not a Mackerel.

The original Halo worked well because it was simple, no doodads, but in this case there are doodads, which bring into context how shallow the game is.
 

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broadblik said:
I played Halo 3 for some time quite recently, IMO it is an average game, the story is somewhat shakey, It just felt like the original Halo (which I thought wasn't a bad game on PC), thing is this version has more shiney things on it. But I don't want shiney things, I'm not a Mackerel.
the animal you were looking for is a jackdaw.
 

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randomsix said:
From my (admittedly limited) exposure to the game, I have only a few complaints. I don't like how much space on the screen the guns take up, especially if you're dual wielding and have 4 person split screen. I can't stand how they completely nerfed the assualt rifle. The assualt rifle in Halo 1 was useful as an all around weapon. The AR in Halo 3 is a mix between the smg and the battle rifle, but made worse so that the hybrid can't outgun either of the others at their own range. The result is a weapon that isn't really good for anything, especially with the crippled magazine size. It really makes me irate because the battle rifle's magazine is larger, it's easier to do more damage with each shot (if this logic was extrapolated to all of the guns, a sniper rifle would have a very large magazine indeed), and if you miss with more than 5 or 6 shots in multiplayer, it takes more than one magazine to kill someone. Maybe (probably) I'm making too big a deal out of this, but in Halo 1 the AR was just fun to shoot, and I feel bitter because it's so bad in Halo 3.
I don't know, I liked the assault riffle in Halo 3. It's certainly better than that water pistol you start with in Halo 2 (Can't remember the name. Shows you how much I know about Halo...). I do agree about the size of the guns in 4 player split-screen, however. It's a mega-nit pick, but something that I'd bring up in a review.

In general, I think Halo 3 has become a severely underrated game amongst the hardcore, particularly in the Escapist. No, it isn't perfect or even close to perfect. It is, however, a pretty darn fun multiplayer game that doesn't deserve half of the crap it gets for having a fan base that's largely immature. I preferred it to Call of Duty 4 anyways, which is the argument that the casuals seem to be yapping on about.