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So I continue with my march through all the FPS titles I own, this time bringing you a review, or a poor excuse for one anyway, of Halo 4, the recently released FPS from 343i. I swear this will be the last FPS review from me in a long time, unless I finally get the desire to review Borderlands 2 or Call of Duty: Black Ops 2. Not that I will get the urge to review Black Ops 2 soon, as this means I?d have to head back into the online MP to get a better grip on its flaws and issues. And, frankly, it is time I?d rather spend here with you, talking about Halo 4 and the things that does well, as well as the things that it doesn?t do quite so well. So, without further ado, I present you my opinion on Halo 4. And no, I won?t be removing my bias for this review because, unlike some of the people out there in internet land, I?m not an idiot.
Halo 4 takes place 5 years after the ending of Halo 3, joining the action as Cortana, the AI from previous Halo games, desperately tries to wake up Master Chief. The ship they?ve been drifting on for so long, Forward unto Dawn, has been found. However, as you can guess, it?s not the people they wanted to find them. It?s the Covenant and they?re still pretty annoyed about something. However, as you?re busy fighting your way through a horde of very angry Covenant , Cortana notices that you?re drifting towards a planet. It?s here that you discover that this planet is named Requiem and that it?s also home to the Prometheans. You also learn that Cortana is becoming Rampant, which means that she?s been in active service for too long and is beginning to think herself to death. Eventually, the UNSC Infinity picks up on the distress signal sent out by Cortana and is itself pulled into Requiem. All warnings fall on garbled ears though, and you?re sent off to take out what Cortana believes are two transmission jammers.
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It?s when you?re trying to turn off the jammers that things get a lot worse for everyone involved. Instead of disabling jammers, you?ve actually been releasing the Didact, the big bad of Halo 4, from his prison. After this, all hell breaks loose. The Didact assumes control of the Covenant, attacks the Infinity and generally proceeds to try and kill you in as many ways as he possibly can. Oh, and he?s trying to activate something called the Composer, which is a bad thing you should probably stop. Really, the main story of ?Stopping the ancient evil? isn?t anything to talk about really. It?s your usual Halo story with the odd plot twist now and then. If you?re a fan of the series, you?ll click with it right away. However, the side story that focuses on Cortana?s rapidly declining mental state throughout the campaign and her relationship with the Chief is a very welcone addition. Again, while it?s not going to astound players, but it?s a closer look into the characters of Cortana and the Chief, fleshing out their characters a bit more and explaining their relationship in a little more detail. It helps add a bit more personality to their characters, so that Cortana seems a little more human and it also helps the Chief seem a little more human, a little less walking silent killing machine.
That all said, I wouldn?t say I was pleased with the campaign. Don?t get me wrong, it was a fun afternoon and I enjoyed it, but the fact is nothing really memorable about it springs to mind. It?s not bad, but it wasn?t good either. Yes, the story about Cortana?s decent into Rampancy was a good arc but that was only focused on when it helped advance the main plot line, so it didn?t really get brought up that often. But apart from that, you could have easily taken another Halo?s story and put in Halo 4 and no real difference would have been made. Well, maybe it would have added a couple more hours to the 5 I got playing on Normal but that?s neither here nor there. I just found the story a little bland, a little boring and pretty forgettable, apart from the mentioned bits about Cortana. It does what it needs to do to get the job done but, unlike the Halo?s before it, it lacks the passion to get me interested in what was unfolding on my screen.
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It?s at this point that I should mention the multi-player, both competitive and the co-op Spartan Ops. Spartan Ops is a nice little episodic side story, separate from the main story completely, that follows your custom made Spartan through various missions set 6 months after the events of the campaign. The UNSC Infinity returns to Requiem, interested in finding out some of the hidden secrets of the planet. These missions are a fun little distraction and add a little more play time to Halo 4, plus it helps that they are pretty good fun to play with a friend on the couch or via Xbox LIVE. The main multi-player though, in my 8 hours with it, will not be receiving the same praise. In fact, the only praise it gets is the fact you can now create custom load outs, very much like in Call of Duty, and the ordinance drops. The custom load outs allow you to tailor your own playing style a lot quicker, so you don?t have to fumble around with a gun you don?t like using and the ordinance drops help you control the battlefield easier, allowing you to spawn in power weapons or a power up to help you in the next fire fight you get into. They are nice touches that help you tailor your online experience into the one you want to be from the get go and it hardly makes any difference to the balance of the online matches. Yes, skilled players will begin to pummel you into the ground if you?re not careful but that has always been the Halo way. If someone with skill gets a hold of the power weaponry, you?re going to have a tough time getting him away from it.
However, with that said, my overall experience with Halo 4?s MP can be described like this. A laggy, bug riddled experience that frustrates me if I play for more than 30 minutes. Some games, I?d be lag free and have a smooth game, no rubber-banding or anything. But then in the next two games, I?d be lagging everywhere. My armour ability wouldn?t load for a good 15 seconds after spawning, the host would change to an even worse host, I?d betray people without ever firing a shot and vehicles would rubber band back and forth like they were tied to the environment with bungie cords. On top of that, they still haven?t got a betrayal system that works properly. I was team-killed by one guy 5 times in a row without being offered the chance to kick him. I kill him to exact some pathetic revenge, he was given the option and he took it without a seconds thought. Not really a good system you have there, 343i, it?s kind of inconsistent. This made me time with the multi-player an unplayable mess for a good eighty percent of the time I played it. It was a frustrating mess that had potential to be the best Halo multi-player yet. The maps are great, although the rotation could be fixed a bit, it has a wealth of game types that are expanding slowly over time and it finds games a lot quicker than Halo: Reach did. However, when I?m lagging everywhere eight percent of the time and a dodgy kicking system, I can?t honestly say that the multi-player is a good distraction. It only annoyed me and I can?t give a glowing recommendation based off of my experiences.
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I was a little disappointed with Halo 4. It?s certainly the weakest Halo game from the main series I?ve played by a long shot in terms of both campaign and multi-player but that doesn?t mean it?s a terrible game. The gameplay is still as solid as it ever was, the gunplay of old Halo games is still there and works well and it looks absolutely stunning, although they do go a little overboard on the blue and orange at some points. It?s certianly one of the prettiest games I?ve played in 2012 and the only game I?ve played that can come close to it in terms of looks is Far Cry 3. However, none of this can shake the feeling that 343i could?ve done a bit better with Halo 4. The single player felt a little shoe-horned in, with Cortana?s story line being the exception, the multi-player is bug riddled and frustrating to play and they seem to have spent time tweaking the visuals, when they could?ve spent that time tweaking the campaign and multi-player to deliver to its full potential. If you?re a Halo fan, chances are you?ve picked this up already. If you?re not though, I?d give Halo 4 a miss. The older Halo games are more fun and a lot less frustrating, especially Halo 3 and Reach.
[small]Why is the villain called the Didact? Oh...oooooooooh, I see what they did there. Very clever.[/small]
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