Hello i have been forced on this website by friends saying i will love yahtzee and everything he says and does and i don't so lets get that out the way first. If you haven't been hiding under a rock for years you will have heard of halo and if you haven't well good for you glad someone missed hearing about it. i am a PC gamer and at the time halo combat evolved came out i was still playing unreal and quake but then one of my friends got the game for me so i thought i may as well play it. One question to all you halo fans why was it called halo combat evolved the combat hasn't really evolved you shoot at things and they die like every other FPS! However i did think halo 1 was ok the storyline was ok but the multiplayer was really bad but that's why i got unreal and quake. Then along came halo 2 for the xbox and i got it 2nd hand mind you but i still payed £5 for and i want that £5 i could buy like 5 milkshakes and some chocolate for that it was a terrible game and i don't now why people never noticed this fact they all seems to be suckered into the world of halo. After halo 2 i gave up on the halo series ever becoming good and i was right halo 3 was just pouring salt into the wound halo 2 made but people will still all over it and i been told multiplayer is the core of halo 3 and and core with the courner stones of teabagging and n00b hunting isn't my cup of tea i like games like unreal where i can rank up like a 50 kill combo and the multiplayer maps where bad i know you are meant to make you own levels but really all you got is a level and you get to throw items over it liek someone has made a cake and let you put the icing on but the cake would have been better if they did the icing and does anyone else like carrot cake no sorry off topic. Halo wars the bastard child of starcraft and halo is was ok i'm sad to say but i think it'll been better if it was called St. Forges' babys first RTS and that's all i'm going to say about the halo series cause all they writing about halo is making my toes bleed!
Halo series review
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Not much of a review, to be honest. You don't really raise any good arguments so much as just talk about how much you don't like it. Going more into why you don't like it would have helped. Also, paragraphs and capitalization are your friends.
And what does Yahtzee have to do with this?
And what does Yahtzee have to do with this?
What does yahtzee not have to do with this isn't this his website or something and i was going to do an in depth review but really who would read it and plus i'm wicked fast at touch typing but i throw grammer in the bin so i can type fast and as long as you can read it it should be fine plus the review is only the start on other websites when i review people ask questions like did you like this or whatever and i answer and we have a talk about it but i think forums must has died
So you want us to say whether we liked the review or not?
I didn't like it. Who would like it? Who cares if you can touch type really fast, so can most of us of a certain age, and generally we find the full stop and shit buttons.
Pfft, to be honest, you're probably a troll, so nevermind.
I didn't like it. Who would like it? Who cares if you can touch type really fast, so can most of us of a certain age, and generally we find the full stop and shit buttons.
Pfft, to be honest, you're probably a troll, so nevermind.
I'm guessing you're trying to very poorly imitate Yahtzee.
Also I don't think it's a troll, it's probably just an 11 year old fanboy, hence the Vincent Valentine avatar.
Also I don't think it's a troll, it's probably just an 11 year old fanboy, hence the Vincent Valentine avatar.
this isnt yahtzee's site, hes just one of the many critics working on this site.maltesers182 said:
also i think theres lots of people who would read an in dept review, even more than there would be people reading a shallow rant.
and that you can write fast is nice and all but its not worth the lack of grammar and poor sentence structure, next time take your time whit the review
Oh lord, I don't think I've laughed this hard all week. You ma'am, have brought tears to my eyes.ix_tab said:
To address the OP: Ok. Here's what you need to do. First off, read [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/11/03/] some [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/4/27/] more [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/7/7/the-bad-boys-of-punctuation/] Penny Arcade [http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2005/20050902h.jpg]. That is what you are coming off as good sir, and it makes everyone that read that "review" (more a short rant) frustrated. It's ok to have a negative review of the Halo series, but that requires some more insight and proper sentence structure to be effective at all at persuading people.
Will you please stfu and gtfo. Your 'work' is terrible. I officially dub thee, TROLL.maltesers182 said:
You are unbelievably pretentious, I point to your website:
http://www.bebo.com/game_reviewer
You are not a game reviewer, you will never get your work published because it is so atrocious and badly written. I can't believe that you are 18/19, did you actually go to school?
I know comprehensive education in the UK has become worse than ever but it's like you've just learnt basic writing.
Please do us all a favour and keep barely comprehensible anti-populist rants to yourself and your friends. If you learn how to write well and actually make a contribution to this website then feel free to post again.
Also, please learn the difference between the following words:
'There' and 'Their'
'To' and 'Too'
'Where' and 'Were'
'Payed' and 'Paid'
Also, please try to remember that 'courner' is not a word.
More importantly than spelling, you need to learn punctuation. Read the forum rules and you will see that all users are asked to check their work is well presented before posting.