Hangover cures

[walls of cetepedes]

To please the "workers" we force encourage Gladitorial fights for extra bananas at break time.

Sounds like a fair system, comrade. Now, can I still function without my: heart, brain, kidneys, lungs, bladder, stomach, liver and skin?

I'm pretty sure you need a skin to live, but the rest...naaaaah.

Okay, keep the skin. Got it. Would you be willing to buy my left kidney? It tickles...

 

[Ophiuchus]

I'm really bad at hangovers. I could deal with the banging headache kind, but I don't get those. I get no headache at all, but it's replaced with a horrible queasy feeling that won't go away. So... usual cure:

1. Don't even think about getting out of bed until at least 5pm. Ideally later.
2. Get out of bed only to make a cup of tea.
3. Drink tea in bed. Lay there for a few more hours.
4. Attempt to eat a biscuit.
5. Fail at eating biscuit. Drink tea.
6. Repeat for the rest of the day, or even a couple of days if it was a really heavy session.
7. Eventually shake off the hangover and "oh Christ what did I do to make a tit of myself that night?" feeling, get back to feeling vaguely normal some time the following week.

The fact that I really can't be bothered with this process was largely responsible for my quitting drinking entirely when I was 19, which makes it all the more ridiculous that I started again.

THAT SAID... the last time I had to man up and be functional after the previous night's drinking session, the raspberry flavour Lucozade Sport was almost single-handedly responsible for getting me through it. Which makes sense 'cos it's exactly the same as Gatorade which everyone else seems to recommend.

 

[5stringedbandit]

Listen to really loud heavy metal, Megadeth, Toxic Holocaust etc. And punch yourself in the face repeatedly and/or headbutt wall.

LMAO how the fuck does that work?

It makes ME feel better about myself and my tiny, tiny mouse like genitals

xD That was a good chuckle
I'm gonna have to agree with 5String.
If you want a cure, do what he said, since it seems the most logical of them all xD

At last someone sees my point.

Another tip would be to put your head in a microwave and then run said microwave for about 50 seconds. Don't try that, though.

An alternate cure, involving microwaves is putting your neighbor's cat in there for about half an hour. When its well and truly dead film yourself eating it, then send it to me so I can have a wank over it.

Or find a pinball cabinet, and slam your head through the glass. Then, proceed to eat the plastic ships and what not inside. Note: Do not do during game of pinball, player will be extremely pissed.

Another cure, go to a rowdy bar, remember kids, rowdy means friendly. Find the biggest man you can and throw beer over him. He will find it hilarious, refuse to buy him another one. He knows the hang over cure and will commence the curing of hang over immediately.

Or you can play some Counter Strike For Cats...

Spoiler

Can't argue with that

No one can. That's why it's the ultimate cure.

Touche' my friend. Touche'.

 

[Miss_M]

Stick to one drink. I was drinking pints of vodka and coke the other night (It was student night at the local clubs - I'm not normally that irresponsible!) and was fine the next day. Whenever I mix I feel like shit afterwards (gin-lager-cosmos-jaeger-vodka and coke-jack and coke the night before a trip to Alton Towers anyone?!)