Happiness... hap-piness... hap...penis... vaaaaaGINA!
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Mr. Lahey: Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.
Ricky: Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a f**kin' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.
And one more since the show has way too many awesome quotes:
Ricky: Knock-knock, Lahey.
Mr. Lahey: Who's there, Ricky?
Ricky: A f**kin' shitty f**kin' trailer park supervisor who hangs around with a big-gutted drunk elf who thinks he's gettin' us thrown back in jail but he can't 'cause he's got no evidence and he's dumb as f**k, and he's got this other thing goin' on in his head that's tryin' to... twirly around and... f**kin' get... different... F**K!
Ricky: Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a f**kin' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.
And one more since the show has way too many awesome quotes:
Ricky: Knock-knock, Lahey.
Mr. Lahey: Who's there, Ricky?
Ricky: A f**kin' shitty f**kin' trailer park supervisor who hangs around with a big-gutted drunk elf who thinks he's gettin' us thrown back in jail but he can't 'cause he's got no evidence and he's dumb as f**k, and he's got this other thing goin' on in his head that's tryin' to... twirly around and... f**kin' get... different... F**K!
No, it is early in the first season, though. In the first episode, Bobby got hit in the face with a baseball and the whole town got to gossiping. Before long, everybody thought Hank was beating him.Terramax said:
That is the only line from king of the hill I know. Seriously.
My favorite is "I'M GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE!!!" *shocked family stares at chair where Homer was sitting*
My favorite is "I'M GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE!!!" *shocked family stares at chair where Homer was sitting*
In a convoluted series of events (Of course), Fraisers Christmas present to his son wound up with different Cranes, in Maine.
Fraiser: My god, do you realise what this means?
Niles: Yes, the Cranes from Maine have got you living brain!
And that's just off the top of my head, Fraiser is packed with these.
Fraiser: My god, do you realise what this means?
Niles: Yes, the Cranes from Maine have got you living brain!
And that's just off the top of my head, Fraiser is packed with these.
from Futurama
the space bees episode:
"Help! I can't swim in space honey as far as I know!"
"Of course he exists. As a frozen corpse floating through space. Hehehehe, aw. I made myself sad."
Farnsworth: "Incredible!"
Leela: "What? Fry's still alive?"
Farnsworth: "No! According to this gizmometer, Fry is dead and there's no way to bring him back! Amazing."
The Farnsowrth Parabox:
"HEEELP! Oh, Lordy-loo! Zeus! God! One of you guys, do something! Satan! You owe me!"
*later* "Good news, everyone! I'm still technically alive! Yes."
the space bees episode:
"Help! I can't swim in space honey as far as I know!"
"Of course he exists. As a frozen corpse floating through space. Hehehehe, aw. I made myself sad."
Farnsworth: "Incredible!"
Leela: "What? Fry's still alive?"
Farnsworth: "No! According to this gizmometer, Fry is dead and there's no way to bring him back! Amazing."
The Farnsowrth Parabox:
"HEEELP! Oh, Lordy-loo! Zeus! God! One of you guys, do something! Satan! You owe me!"
*later* "Good news, everyone! I'm still technically alive! Yes."
Can't think of any particular lines from it, but one of the best episodes from the Simpsons is that James Bond spoof episode, where Homer moves the family upstate to start a great new job, working for a truly wonderful guy. A truly wonderful guy who just so happens to be planning and executing a hostile takeover of the west coast. Oh, hey, here's one.
"No, Mr. Bundt, I expect you to die, and be a very boring funeral."
*Bundt escapes*
"Stop him! He's supposed to die!"
*Homer tackles*
"Nice tackle, Homer! Am I proud of you!"
Homer: "Well."
"No, Mr. Bundt, I expect you to die, and be a very boring funeral."
*Bundt escapes*
"Stop him! He's supposed to die!"
*Homer tackles*
"Nice tackle, Homer! Am I proud of you!"
Homer: "Well."
From Scrubs:
*Ted fills a half litre full of vodka"
JD: Thirsty then?
Ted: It makes the tears taste less bitter.
*Ted fills a half litre full of vodka"
JD: Thirsty then?
Ted: It makes the tears taste less bitter.
Family Guy, Peter:
"Roll up, roll up, fight my wife. Floats like a butterfly, stings like when I pee."
"Roll up, roll up, fight my wife. Floats like a butterfly, stings like when I pee."
"whats the matter red you scared?"
"n-n-n-n-n-n"
"noticably I'll say now stand still and let me practice my stabbin' HAHA HAAA"
"n-n-n-n-n-n"
"noticably I'll say now stand still and let me practice my stabbin' HAHA HAAA"
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you? -Philip J. Fry