Man: Well, what've you got?
Woman:Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam......or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Man:Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife:I don't want ANY spam!
Man:Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife:THAT'S got spam in it!
Man:Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?