Happy holidays

[Ignignoct]

If this thread is about the "holiday" I think it is, I can safely say that nobody should be celebrating, or admitting to celebrating.

What about those of us that celebrate it in a legal and medically sanctioned manner?

If it's absolutely required for your health, then that's fine, if you're not doing it for kicks.

Because weed is the #1 killer of our youth's bright futures these days.

It's a fact.

Yeah - just like masturbation leads to blindness. I love facts- you get so many of them in school.

And insanity.

Also, did I mention insanity?

Insanity also causes masturbation.

 

[Andalusa]

Happy First-day-of-Easter-for-the-Orthodox-Church day.
Happy National Marijuana Day.
Happy Birthday Hitler.
Happy Tonsil Day to Geek@Heart.
Happy Patriot's Day for people in Massachusetts
And Happy first-day-back-to-school-after-the-Spring-break day to me. That was a mouth full.

Oh, well, as long as we're celebrating unimportant things, let's add an important one!
Everyone: Celebrate! Today is the one year anniversary of the day I took over the universe.

Okay, new list.
All of the above stuff plus:
Happy one-year-anniversary-of-the-day-Max-took-over-the-Universe day.

and this next one is an important one for me:
The day I finished my astronomy coursework.

 

[Ignignoct]

If this thread is about the "holiday" I think it is, I can safely say that nobody should be celebrating, or admitting to celebrating.

What about those of us that celebrate it in a legal and medically sanctioned manner?

If it's absolutely required for your health, then that's fine, if you're not doing it for kicks.

Because weed is the #1 killer of our youth's bright futures these days.

It's a fact.

Yeah - just like masturbation leads to blindness. I love facts- you get so many of them in school.

And insanity.

Also, did I mention insanity?

Insanity also causes masturbation.

Internet causes insanity causes masturbation causes blindness?

Thus Internet causes blindness?

The more you know....

Did you know it also causes insanity?

I don't know where 'internet' came from, but I also heard that weed causes insanity.

And insanity, too.

 

[AceDefective]

Well... It is national Marijuana Day... (4/20)
Uhh, happy holidays to you too?

EDIT: Apparently it's also Hitler's birthday and the day Bob Marley died.
EDIT 2: MY FRIENDS LIE! Bob Marley died on May 11.

see Hitler smoker Marijuana on his birthday that is the reason for 4/20

 

[DigitalSushi]

Its the twentieth of four!!!!

Yeah? And?

The only thing I know that's interesting about today is that it's 10 years to the day since I had my tonsils out. And that's hardly worth celebrating.

HOORAY FOR HAVING YOUR TONSILS TAKEN OUT!!
how does it feel?

 

[Andalusa]

Happy First-day-of-Easter-for-the-Orthodox-Church day.
Happy National Marijuana Day.
Happy Birthday Hitler.
Happy Tonsil Day to Geek@Heart.
Happy Patriot's Day for people in Massachusetts
And Happy first-day-back-to-school-after-the-Spring-break day to me. That was a mouth full.

Oh, well, as long as we're celebrating unimportant things, let's add an important one!
Everyone: Celebrate! Today is the one year anniversary of the day I took over the universe.

Okay, new list.
All of the above stuff plus:
Happy one-year-anniversary-of-the-day-Max-took-over-the-Universe day.

and this next one is an important one for me:
The day I finished my astronomy coursework.

Congratulations!
It's always good to be done with work.
I wish it happened to me.

Thanks ^^.
I'm so happy about it I might even have a party.
It's been hanging over me like a dead horse, which isn't very nice.

 

[Fairee]

Its the twentieth of four!!!!

Yeah? And?

The only thing I know that's interesting about today is that it's 10 years to the day since I had my tonsils out. And that's hardly worth celebrating.

HAPPY TONSIL DAY!

Congratulations. That is the craziest thing anyone has ever said to me.

HAPPY TONSIL DAY!

This is now a holiday I will celebrate yearly. Ice cream all day. Ice cream is what you eat after having your tonsils removed, right?

Actually, I ate Pringles. But yes, generally you eat ice cream.

And no, it's not worth celebrating yearly. Even as an excuse to eat ice cream.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

I found a fiver today.
Is it happy fiver to the me day?

 

[Fairee]

Its the twentieth of four!!!!

Yeah? And?

The only thing I know that's interesting about today is that it's 10 years to the day since I had my tonsils out. And that's hardly worth celebrating.

HOORAY FOR HAVING YOUR TONSILS TAKEN OUT!!
how does it feel?

It's been 10 years. That's more than half my life. I can hardly remember having them.

I remember frequent trips to the hospital, and being extremely sick. But not them being there.

 

[Andalusa]

Thanks ^^.
I'm so happy about it I might even have a party.
It's been hanging over me like a dead horse, which isn't very nice.

B-but...
Horses...don't die..
Right?
*sobs*
Right?!

I... don't know.
I've heard other people say it, I'm just trying to be normal!