Happy Holidays!

[Nouw]

Test Subject 03 has woken up, I repeat Test Subject 03 has woken up. Initiate Protocol #23.

Protocol #23 Initiated. Emergency locks disengaged at Facility Omega-Theta-Theta. Cyclotron reaching peak revolutions in T- 00.00.32.

All units engage Test Subject 03 with Cyclotron. I repeat, all units engage Test Subject 03 with Cyclotorn. Bring him back dead or alive.

THIS IS A CLASSIFIED THREAD. ALL NON-OFFICIALS PLEASE GO TO THE BASEMENT SHELTER.

Primary units have engaged; reporting heavy losses. Cyclotron has sustained significant damage, and is deemed non-operational. Secondary units are forming at inner perimeter.

Begin encrypted message cipher Foxtrot-Charlie-Kilo

Sir, we have sustained unimaginable losses. The troops can't take this carnage, and we will be overrun within minutes. Requesting permission to deploy Centurion Device.

Message recieved...encrypting...

Goddamn it this is unacceptable! We mustn't let him escape.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

It's only 8 months away guys, geez! That's less than 9 months away!

Well it does seem that Christmas starts in stores earlier and earlier each year, but I think even 8 months is pushing it a little.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Christmas is tomorrow... and it's APRIL!

It's the end of the world.

It... it can't be!

Well, considering that the supposed end of the world is to happen this year before next Christmas, we might as well have Christmas within the next few weeks so that we can enjoy our presents.

 

[Lightning Delight]

Dammit, I was so busy planning for New Years that I completely forgot about Christmas! Fuck! Now I gotta call everybody and see if they can come to a party or something and pray to god they don't have plans or I'll be forced to do what I did last Christmas and drink alone until I think I see Santa coming out of the chimney. Well, thanks for the reminder, at least.

 

[scorptatious]

Holy shit! Christmas is almost here already?

Better bring out some appropriate music!


Why yes, I have played Kirby's Epic Yarn. Great game.

 

[TimeLord]

Well considering we aren't getting a Christmas this year. End of the world, 2012 Myan calendar etc I'm looking forward to paying out no money this December!

I kid, end of the world theories are silly. Although I am looking forward to defending my home with my bare hands from looters and rioters this December!

 

[mysecondlife]

Well. Its never too early to start planning.

hmm.. Videogames for christmas morning. I'm not big on the holiday.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Well fuck! And here I thought we would be celebrating national cheese ball day. I had the mozzarella and everything else prepared too. Fuck you Christmas in April, ruining my national cheese ball day! Fuck you!

 

[Guffe]

hahha, this was funny.
Especially since the OP reposted at post 6, I think, saying what the fuck xD
Well hopefully I've moved out by then so it'll be a little special "coming back home" for the first time.

 

[Rawne1980]

The same thing I do every Christmas.

Barricading my bedroom door so the kids can't wake me up at stupid'o'clock in the morning.

 

[The Night Angel]

Um, the OP joined after last Christmas, so this thread didn't get lost anywhere Either trolling or extremely over-eager for the holidays to come

 

[Quaxar]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/128/slowpoke_pokemon.gif

Oh yes... Christmas 2011 will be the greatest ever.

 

[Knife-28]

Jeez some people are slow, I've already sorted all my plans for New Years. ^_^

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

Test Subject 03 has woken up, I repeat Test Subject 03 has woken up. Initiate Protocol #23.

Protocol #23 Initiated. Emergency locks disengaged at Facility Omega-Theta-Theta. Cyclotron reaching peak revolutions in T- 00.00.32.

All units engage Test Subject 03 with Cyclotron. I repeat, all units engage Test Subject 03 with Cyclotorn. Bring him back dead or alive.

THIS IS A CLASSIFIED THREAD. ALL NON-OFFICIALS PLEASE GO TO THE BASEMENT SHELTER.

Primary units have engaged; reporting heavy losses. Cyclotron has sustained significant damage, and is deemed non-operational. Secondary units are forming at inner perimeter.

Begin encrypted message cipher Foxtrot-Charlie-Kilo

Sir, we have sustained unimaginable losses. The troops can't take this carnage, and we will be overrun within minutes. Requesting permission to deploy Centurion Device.

Message recieved...encrypting...

Goddamn it this is unacceptable! We mustn't let him escape.

Encrypted Message Received...Decrypting...Encrypting Response...Response Sent...

Air Support is inbound. Repeat Air Support is inbound. Lase the target and prepare for incoming strike package code:

Tango-Charlie-Niner

Air Support confirmed, target marked. Strike confirmed; repeat, strike confirmed. Target appears neutralized.
All ground forces, advance and secure Test Subject 03, Sweep Pattern Hydra.

 

[General BrEeZy]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! I listen to this song at work every now-and-again.

 

[ArnRand]

Oh shit, they've worked it out. All of you, go outside right now and call the cops. I think you'll like what you see. I haven't got much time so I'll keep this brief. Hitler isn't dead. And it wasn't the moon that buzz aldrin stepped onto in 1969. It's wasn't the moon at all.

Farewell, and good luck. Have the best damn christmas you've ever had.