TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL ALL CAPS DAY, AN INTERNET HOLIDAY THAT CELEBRATES THE LIFE AND DEATH OF ONE OF OUR MOST BELOVED TV STARS... BILLY MAYS!
BILLY MAYS, BORN JULY THE 20TH 1958 AND DIED JUNE 28TH 2009 AT THE TENDER AGE OF 50.
BILLY WAS A MAN WHO LOVED LIFE, LOVED TO SHOUT AND MOST OF ALL LOVED TO SHOW YOU HIS NEW PRODUCT.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
MAYS WAS A BORN PITCHMAN, IF HE SHOUTED ABOUT IT, YOU KNEW IT HAD TO BE GOOD. HE BROUGHT US SUCH WONDERFUL PRODUCTS AS:
AWESOME AUGER: A GARDENING TOOL.
BIG CITY SLIDER STATION: A MINI-BURGER COOKER.
THE DING KING: A DENT REPAIRING DEVICE.
ESPN360: A BROADBAND SERVICE.
EZ CRUNCH BOWL: "A NEW WAY TO EAT BREAKFAST CEREAL".
FLIES AWAY: A FLY TRAP.
GOPHER: A TOOL FOR GRABBING OUT-OF-REACH OBJECTS.
GRATER PLATER: A CERAMIC PLATE WITH GRATER TEETH.
GREEN NOW!: LAWN FERTILIZER IN A CAN.
GRIP WRENCH: A TOOL TO HELP GRIPPING.
HANDY SWITCH: A WIRELESS ELECTRIC SWITCH.
HERCULES HOOK: A HOOK FOR HANGING OBJECTS ON ONE'S WALL.
ICAN HEALTH INSURANCE: AFFORDABLE HEALTH INSURANCE.
ITIE: A NECKTIE WITH A HIDDEN POCKET.
JUPITER JACK: CELL-PHONE SPEAKER SYSTEM FOR THE CAR
KABOOM!: TILE AND SHOWER CLEANER.
MIGHTY MENDIT: A BONDING AGENT FOR MENDING CLOTH.
MIGHTY PUTTY: AN EPOXY PUTTY ADHESIVE.
MIGHTY PUTTY STEEL: A METAL ALLOY ADHESIVE PUTTY.
MIGHTY PUTTY WOOD: A NON-SHRINKING EPOXY PUTTY FOR WOOD.
MIGHTY TAPE: A SELF-FUSING SILICONE RUBBER WATERPROOF TAPE.
DUALSAW: A CIRCULAR SAW WITH TWO BLADES.
ORANGE GLO: A WOOD CLEANER.
OXICLEAN: A GENERAL PURPOSE CLEANER.
QUICK CHOP: A CHOPPING DEVICE.
SAMURAI SHARK: A KNIFE SHARPENER.
SIMONIZ FIX-IT: A SCRATCH REMOVER.
TOOL BAND-IT: A MAGNETIC ARMBAND FOR HOLDING HAND TOOLS.
TURBO TIGER: A VACUUM CLEANER.
ULTIMATE CHOPPER: A KITCHEN TOOL.
VIDALIA SLICE WIZARD: A KITCHEN TOOL.
WASHMATIK: A HOSE THAT COULD PUMP WATER FROM A BUCKET
WITHOUT BEING HOOKED UP TO A FAUCET.
WHAT ODOR?: AN ODOR-REMOVING FLUID.
ZORBEEZ: A CHAMOIS CLOTH.
SO FROM ALL THE GAMERS AND INSOMNIACS WHO MAYS KEPT COMPANY LATE AT NIGHT AND IN THE EARLY MORNINGS, WE MISS YOU.
R.I.P BILLY MAYS.
BILLY MAYS, BORN JULY THE 20TH 1958 AND DIED JUNE 28TH 2009 AT THE TENDER AGE OF 50.
BILLY WAS A MAN WHO LOVED LIFE, LOVED TO SHOUT AND MOST OF ALL LOVED TO SHOW YOU HIS NEW PRODUCT.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
MAYS WAS A BORN PITCHMAN, IF HE SHOUTED ABOUT IT, YOU KNEW IT HAD TO BE GOOD. HE BROUGHT US SUCH WONDERFUL PRODUCTS AS:
AWESOME AUGER: A GARDENING TOOL.
BIG CITY SLIDER STATION: A MINI-BURGER COOKER.
THE DING KING: A DENT REPAIRING DEVICE.
ESPN360: A BROADBAND SERVICE.
EZ CRUNCH BOWL: "A NEW WAY TO EAT BREAKFAST CEREAL".
FLIES AWAY: A FLY TRAP.
GOPHER: A TOOL FOR GRABBING OUT-OF-REACH OBJECTS.
GRATER PLATER: A CERAMIC PLATE WITH GRATER TEETH.
GREEN NOW!: LAWN FERTILIZER IN A CAN.
GRIP WRENCH: A TOOL TO HELP GRIPPING.
HANDY SWITCH: A WIRELESS ELECTRIC SWITCH.
HERCULES HOOK: A HOOK FOR HANGING OBJECTS ON ONE'S WALL.
ICAN HEALTH INSURANCE: AFFORDABLE HEALTH INSURANCE.
ITIE: A NECKTIE WITH A HIDDEN POCKET.
JUPITER JACK: CELL-PHONE SPEAKER SYSTEM FOR THE CAR
KABOOM!: TILE AND SHOWER CLEANER.
MIGHTY MENDIT: A BONDING AGENT FOR MENDING CLOTH.
MIGHTY PUTTY: AN EPOXY PUTTY ADHESIVE.
MIGHTY PUTTY STEEL: A METAL ALLOY ADHESIVE PUTTY.
MIGHTY PUTTY WOOD: A NON-SHRINKING EPOXY PUTTY FOR WOOD.
MIGHTY TAPE: A SELF-FUSING SILICONE RUBBER WATERPROOF TAPE.
DUALSAW: A CIRCULAR SAW WITH TWO BLADES.
ORANGE GLO: A WOOD CLEANER.
OXICLEAN: A GENERAL PURPOSE CLEANER.
QUICK CHOP: A CHOPPING DEVICE.
SAMURAI SHARK: A KNIFE SHARPENER.
SIMONIZ FIX-IT: A SCRATCH REMOVER.
TOOL BAND-IT: A MAGNETIC ARMBAND FOR HOLDING HAND TOOLS.
TURBO TIGER: A VACUUM CLEANER.
ULTIMATE CHOPPER: A KITCHEN TOOL.
VIDALIA SLICE WIZARD: A KITCHEN TOOL.
WASHMATIK: A HOSE THAT COULD PUMP WATER FROM A BUCKET
WITHOUT BEING HOOKED UP TO A FAUCET.
WHAT ODOR?: AN ODOR-REMOVING FLUID.
ZORBEEZ: A CHAMOIS CLOTH.
SO FROM ALL THE GAMERS AND INSOMNIACS WHO MAYS KEPT COMPANY LATE AT NIGHT AND IN THE EARLY MORNINGS, WE MISS YOU.
R.I.P BILLY MAYS.