Hardest Chocolate in the World?

[SweetShark]

Do you know any kind of chocolate so hard that can break a solid wall?

Define "solid wall"? Drywall, 2by4s, Concrete Block wall?

I think a large mallet/hammer of hard chocolate could go through the wood, but I really doubt even the hardest chocolate frozen would be enough for concrete. Maybe a poorly done/loose ordinary clay brick wall?

You know what this calls for? A cannon that fires chocolate cannonballs! Mythbusters should totally do this!

Let just say this kind of wall:

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As you said already, there is a chance to break this kind of wall, am I right?

 

[Thaluikhain]

Depends how fast the chocolate was propelled and how big it was. Might need to be going at exceedingly fast speeds, anything can go through a wall if it's going fast enough.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Depends how fast the chocolate was propelled

That's basically it. Move any bar of chocolate at relativistic speeds and it'll make a mess of whatever it hits.

I'll just let xkcd explain [http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/], just replace baseball with bar of chocolate.

As for purely the hardness of chocolate, there's only so far you can go. If you use the right ingredients and temper your chocolate in such a way that the molecules are perfectly aligned you can make some damn hard chocolate, but you'll still be limited by the ingredients (it'll have to remain chocolate, after all).

 

[x EvilErmine x]

Fucking Toblerone. You could smash a hole in someone's skull with the point.

Amen to this, seriously the big bars are like some some sort of esoteric torture device, so hard to eat but my god it's the king of the chocolates

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

What you are looking for is called depleted cocoanium.
A single non explosive shell made from depleted cocoanium could punch a hole through the moon.
However, its very difficult to find due to it being fictional.

I wish I could be of more assistance.

 

[Someone Depressing]

Wow, i can't believe nobody has mentioned this yet

Spoiler: Hardest Chocolate in the world

TERRY MUTHAFUCKIN CREWS!!!!

Seriously. Hardest Chocolate in the world, right there!

Thank you for piling that onto my sexual confusion.

I'm also pretty sure you could break a small child's body with a crunchie if you aimed right.

I'd know.