ya know i never understood this either, why the hate on Vega, i thought he was hilarious... he was effectively an 'insert-real-dude' into the whole damn set of games... seriously, where is there in the first two just a normal, non-whiney, bench-pressing, DUDE!! (that isn't Ashley if you remove her second X chromosome)

speaking of Ashley, drunk day after scene, i knew i kept that woman alive for some reason beyond being the lesser-evil of the two original human grunts...
F!Shep: Vega, why are here... cooking... breakfast?
Vega: Oh hey Lola, i was up last night hanging with LT and... ugh... i woke up first, yea, that's why, thought it'd be great to cook as... 'thanks'
*F!Shep is suspicious* uh-huh... *walks over to the observation room, hears groaning* what th- *looks down and finds passed-drunk-Ashley waking up from hang over*
PD!Ashley: oh fuck... last night... vega... booze... *gets a stupid look on her face* hehehehe... *realizes what that could mean* OH SHIT!! if Shepard finds out...
F!Shep: yes, tell me... if i find out what? *evil grin of trolling awesome*
and that's effectively why i love James Vega, he can out-drink Ashley Williams and is such a nice guy to make breakfast the next morning =w= there's nothing 'suspicious' about that at all...
there was lots of snickering and joking later on aboard the Normandy~
Personally, i thought he was this cute puppy... like a big-dumb-werewolf-puppy that could rip your arms off yet be so freakin' adorable when you pet it... hehehe... so yea, Shep needed a fanboy after the first two games, someone that wasn't 'at Shepard's level' in the social pecking order now that they've become akin to god... and he's just so cute doing it too... the fist-fight scene is even funnier with F!Shep, cause its not 'male-bonding' its 'your superior just kicked your ass and she's a woman and f*cking grinning about it' XD