Have you ever been caught

[McClaud]

Was caught by my girlfriend's mom....wouldn't be quite so bad if my head hadn't been between my girlfriends thighs at the time....

You should have stood up and said, "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"

That was at least funny.

My response to the cop tapping on the window with his flashlight was, "Hey, can I at least finish?"

My sister and friends find it incredibly funny, but I still think I could have responded better and wittier.

 

[goater24]

i was caught by my principle in highschool with 2 pounds of cheeb on me, it was a bad time

Crap dude thats hella unlucky!

I have been speed on by the police but in the same sentence I have had them stroll on by when I've been smoking a joint. On the other hand who hasn't had there parents catch them having sex or a room mate telling you to shut the hell up while your next door with your girl friend.

Hmm now you've got me thinking. Well I'venever been caught with my partners clothes on because I always asked when she was present. But my friends have become aware of certain nick names that my partner and I have for each other and at least they now know that the crown in my room is for the Princess, just a shame its not Tamaras...d'oh!

EDIT: But nobody has ever caught me having a wank!

 

[Mogule]

Well...there was this one time I almost got caught.

It was about 10 minutes ago.

I had just (and I mean it was freshly done) finished up some 'necessary manly things'. When all of the sudden, I hear my door click open (I thought I close it...but not all the way >.<). My heart (among other things) sank so low! My luck was amazingly great, as it was only my dog.

 

[c0ld3r]

getting imitating a that 70's show basement circle (if you know what i mean) while sitting on my friends roof

 

[Altorin]

Having "fun times" with my girlfriend in my cinema room at home by my mum, the next day she buys me condoms lol

Now you can have even more "Fun times" your girlfriend

You wouldn't put a plastic bag over your grandmother's head, would you?

and back to the topic.. yeah.. I've been caught doing.. stuff I probably shouldn't have been doing, or at least didn't want to get caught doing, before.

Usually it involves a scramble to turn off the monitor and some embarrassed expressions..

One time I deleted a video on my family computer (didn't have my own back then) and forgot to empty the recycling bin.. what an embarrassing morning.. but probably more for my mother.. this is usually more embarrassing for the people doing the catching then the person getting caught.

 

[ButtonedDownParadox]

My mother walked in while I had my hand down my girlfriend's pants. Just a, "WHoaaa!" and turning and shutting the door behind her. Thankfully my mother never made mention of it to me ever again and has likely excised it from her memory.

 

[ButtonedDownParadox]

One time a friend and I were trying to sneak into the fridge at night to get some Totinos pizza rolls, but he just had to yell out "I LOVE TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and that woke my dad up.

And this makes me laugh.

 

[Booze Zombie]

My god when I looked at the thread I could have sworn you meant masturbation.

That is the logical conclusion if that's your thing you've been caught for...

My mother walked in while I had my hand down my girlfriend's pants. Just a, "WHoaaa!" and turning and shutting the door behind her. Thankfully my mother never made mention of it to me ever again and has likely excised it from her memory.

How did your girlfriend react? "Um... he's just... getting an itch?"

 

[SLy AsymMetrY]

I got caught taking a walk on the rooftops of neighbouring houses when I was ten. My way of escaping endless re-runs of Columbo.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

The Noodle Incident.

I, under law, cannot divulge any more about said incident than those three words.

And now I play the waiting gmae.

 

[MoganFreeman]

I was caught by the cops having sex in the back of my car...got let off with a warning.

Other than that my sundry acts of lasciviousness and larceny have gone widely unnoticed.

EDIT:

We were both 16 and Sophomores in high school. She was the one who instigated it, but I was the one who ended up PAYING for it.

That's women for you.

 

[Ryuzix]

Ive been caught swapping gum with a girl before by my close friend. I was supposed to be going to a movie with him and some other friends but girls>friends. Should of chose another movie...
He is no longer a close friend .

 

[Fronken]

not really, but it was really close one time when my brother came to get some game from my room and i was..uhm, beating the meat, so to say, i finished up, disposed of all the evidence, got my pants back on then about 5 seconds after my zipper was up my brother walked into the room, turned out i had forgotten to lock my door xD

 

[axtr]

I was caught in a... compromising position once. My older brother walked in on me and my girlfriend, well she wasn't my girl at the time... It was not good.

 

[axtr]

I got caught taking a walk on the rooftops of neighbouring houses when I was ten. My way of escaping endless re-runs of Columbo.

You also enjoy rooftops more than the building they cover? I spend a lot of time on rooftops.

 

[Kuroi Youkai]

My ex's dad caught the two of us asleep in her bed. He did not know I existed till that point. /cough Incidentally, the racking of a shell into a pump shotgun sounds infinitely more frightening when you have a pretty good idea where that shell's gonna end up.

 

[Dommyboy]

Well, my girlfriends parents didn't know about the relationship until we kissed underwater and her little brother saw and ran around yelling "Ew! Gross! They kissed underwater!" Twas funny.

 

[Amarok]

This one time I was listening to music and totally rocking out in the most ridiculous "what the hell i'm all lone no one can see me" kind of way, and then my mum's friend walks in. Knock! Knoooock!

 

[McClaud]

I was caught by the cops having sex in the back of my car...got let off with a warning.

Other than that my sundry acts of lasciviousness and larceny have gone widely unnoticed.

EDIT:

We were both 16 and Sophomores in high school. She was the one who instigated it, but I was the one who ended up PAYING for it.

That's women for you.

That's a double standard for you.

It also doesn't help that the reverend continued to say things like, "He led her to sin," and, "She would never do this but he tricked her!" Uh, dude, she's the one who unbuttoned my fly with her teeth, okay?

 

[Fairee]

Me too!. I kind of feel gypped that it is not and soo, as punishment.
Mine was having "solo" time and got caught by my old gf. She got mad since she thinks its gross and we should always have sex together. Yes, she had issues and was very controlling, especially during...
Women do need to learn that men do not always want sex. Its too much work and effort. Sometimes we just need stress relief then get back to whatever we are doing.

We will accept that if guys will accept that some of us find ourselves in that position.. Which is why we have certain toys.....