Have you ever gotten so angry....

[Aenir]

I must have some really sever anger issues.

Let me explain it all for you.


Typical Sunday for me:

Wake up at 9 in the morning, splash my eyes with cold water and get right on the Xbox to play some Mw2. Well about 3 hours into the bliss, I started to suck.

BAD.


My teammates were sucking, the enemies were being campers and dropshots (Don't even get me started on them) and it was on my best map, Skidrow.

Well, I got so angry that I threw my controller out the window into freezing snow, screamed so incredibly hard until I felt the capillaries on my face break, and I ended up vomiting everywhere in my room because I got so ticked.

So have you ever gotten so angry at a game, that you have had a similar experience to the one above?

Therapy. Seriously. I've never even imagined or heard anything half as severe as what you just described.

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

My friends older brother once got so pissed off that he punched a hole through his laptop screen. Lol. But yeah, I myself get pretty angry with video games but I don't think I've puked from angry yet, haha!

 

[TheZapper]

I punched the screen of my psp in after one too many defeats in Pro Evo.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

I miss my psp now.

 

[Colonel Alzheimer's]

When I was like 11, I was playing a Spiderman game (dunno which one) and you had to mash the A button to open a door. I mashed that button until my hand ached, and still couldn't get it. I got so frustrated I cried a little bit.

But no, I've never thrown my controller out the window and then vomited.

 

[Cherry Cola]

.... No.

Just... No.

I mean, I've been pissed before, but... No

I once punched a guy in the face so he collapsed on a table, but you know.. I didn't vomit all over him...

Actually, that would've been really funny.

wow, you
punching someone
and they actually noticed it?
consider me shocked, and awed.

OT: I hate not being able to play Master of puppets on a jazz bass, when I can easily manage it on my unspecified other bass, but I can't play slap style on that bass though.

Well, I understand that since you grew up being a weak little guy who couldn't hurt a fly because he would simply get beat up by it, it's hard to grasp the fact that not everyone is as untrained as you.

From what I hear, you're like the Big Friendly Giant, because it's hard for you to not be friendly, all your punches are like tickling!
[sub]And I'm dutch, being dutch gives +12 on bar brawls and beating people with random objects[/sub]

Somehow I fail to see the connection between a giant and weak punches...

Wouldn't it made more sense if you said I was like the Big Friendly Fish or something?

And those bonus points in beating people with random objects are useless for you, since you never have anything but your bass in your hands!

 

[David_G]

I've been mad, but I've never been that mad. I never throw a controller or hit something that has some value, because I know I'm going to regret it later on, so I just punch something soft, like a pillow or my bed.

 

[Artina89]

I haven't gotten THAT angry at a videogame, its just not worth it. I mean I get frustrated sure, and I have gotten angry, but not to the point that I have vomited. That applies to pretty much anything I do. I just put it down and walk away. Its a far healthier option.

 

[Flight]

Can't say I have, but I have cursed at the screen from time to time.

 

[mrF00bar]

No lol. Getting pissed at a game is one thing, raging so hard that you vomit everyone is something else lol.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Wow... wowww. Sounds like my nephew when he's throwing a tantrum.

Most I do is mutter "Oh, for fucks sake!" turn the console off and do something else.

 

[Atoli]

I was playing Assassin's Creed and at some point got so annoyed that i threw my controller at the wall. I didn't think i used a great deal of force until i discovered my controller in parts. Also while playing Red Alert 3 i broke the keyboard by hitting it with my fist. Anger management problems.

 

[Pifflestick]

I smashed my mouse to bits playing TF2 when I got a really suck-ass team. It was attack-defend and we hadn't capped a SINGLE point the whole round and THE RED TEAM DIDN'T HAVE ANY SENTRIES! Just thinking about that makes me want to smash something.

 

[Aunel]

.... No.

Just... No.

I mean, I've been pissed before, but... No

I once punched a guy in the face so he collapsed on a table, but you know.. I didn't vomit all over him...

Actually, that would've been really funny.

wow, you
punching someone
and they actually noticed it?
consider me shocked, and awed.

OT: I hate not being able to play Master of puppets on a jazz bass, when I can easily manage it on my unspecified other bass, but I can't play slap style on that bass though.

Well, I understand that since you grew up being a weak little guy who couldn't hurt a fly because he would simply get beat up by it, it's hard to grasp the fact that not everyone is as untrained as you.

From what I hear, you're like the Big Friendly Giant, because it's hard for you to not be friendly, all your punches are like tickling!
[sub]And I'm dutch, being dutch gives +12 on bar brawls and beating people with random objects[/sub]

Somehow I fail to see the connection between a giant and weak punches...

Wouldn't it made more sense if you said I was like the Big Friendly Fish or something?

And those bonus points in beating people with random objects are useless for you, since you never have anything but your bass in your hands!

getting hit by a bass hurts, and with a neck-through design my bass might even be ok for the next swing!

BRING IT ON, PUSSY-VIKING!

 

[Cherry Cola]

.... No.

Just... No.

I mean, I've been pissed before, but... No

I once punched a guy in the face so he collapsed on a table, but you know.. I didn't vomit all over him...

Actually, that would've been really funny.

wow, you
punching someone
and they actually noticed it?
consider me shocked, and awed.

OT: I hate not being able to play Master of puppets on a jazz bass, when I can easily manage it on my unspecified other bass, but I can't play slap style on that bass though.

Well, I understand that since you grew up being a weak little guy who couldn't hurt a fly because he would simply get beat up by it, it's hard to grasp the fact that not everyone is as untrained as you.

From what I hear, you're like the Big Friendly Giant, because it's hard for you to not be friendly, all your punches are like tickling!
[sub]And I'm dutch, being dutch gives +12 on bar brawls and beating people with random objects[/sub]

Somehow I fail to see the connection between a giant and weak punches...

Wouldn't it made more sense if you said I was like the Big Friendly Fish or something?

And those bonus points in beating people with random objects are useless for you, since you never have anything but your bass in your hands!

getting hit by a bass hurts, and with a neck-through design my bass might even be ok for the next swing!

BRING IT ON, PUSSY-VIKING!

I thought I was a giant just a second ago?

 

[Sephychu]

I once punched someone in the stomach so hard he was sick, but he kicked me in the nuts over Street Fighter first.

 

[Aunel]

.... No.

Just... No.

I mean, I've been pissed before, but... No

I once punched a guy in the face so he collapsed on a table, but you know.. I didn't vomit all over him...

Actually, that would've been really funny.

wow, you
punching someone
and they actually noticed it?
consider me shocked, and awed.

OT: I hate not being able to play Master of puppets on a jazz bass, when I can easily manage it on my unspecified other bass, but I can't play slap style on that bass though.

Well, I understand that since you grew up being a weak little guy who couldn't hurt a fly because he would simply get beat up by it, it's hard to grasp the fact that not everyone is as untrained as you.

From what I hear, you're like the Big Friendly Giant, because it's hard for you to not be friendly, all your punches are like tickling!
[sub]And I'm dutch, being dutch gives +12 on bar brawls and beating people with random objects[/sub]

Somehow I fail to see the connection between a giant and weak punches...

Wouldn't it made more sense if you said I was like the Big Friendly Fish or something?

And those bonus points in beating people with random objects are useless for you, since you never have anything but your bass in your hands!

getting hit by a bass hurts, and with a neck-through design my bass might even be ok for the next swing!

BRING IT ON, PUSSY-VIKING!

I thought I was a giant just a second ago?

viking is synonymous for giant.
only true vikings have swords, and boats
and beards.

 

[Weaver]

As blindly stereotypical as it seems, OP's description is exactly what comes into my mind when I think of every Xbox360 loyalist.

IMO, go back to the olden days of gaming on the NES and such. Those games were sometimes pretty much impossible to win. It bread us a jaded complacency to unfair and unrelenting difficulty, if you wanted to beat those games you could never lose your cool. I've seen little kids absolutely lose it when they die in Halo, what for? Pick yourself up and try again, it's not a game if you can win all the time.

Anyways, OP I have a mission for you
Download the Silver Surfer ROM on the NES and beat the game. Play no other game until you beat it, even if it takes you weeks.

You will learn patience as I have and you will be a better gamer for it.

Don't use save states
Don't use a turbo button

 

[Egillswordguy]

I once got so mad a game that I thought the best way to solve my frustration was to kick my friend in his nut's

 

[Iampringles]

Never projectile bodily function inducing angry, no.