Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

[Shock and Awe]

You ever notice how in elementary/primary school the teachers were far more attractive?

 

[ExaltedK9]

I had some smoking hot ones...but not one's I actually had a 'crush' on.

No, I was home-schooled.

Me too!

So...ehh, nevermind.

(not going there)

 

[deletemeplease107]

I made out with one of my teachers, would that count?

The hell?

I've explained it before. I had an English teacher that was only in her mid-twenties, and we became pretty good friends. One night, I went to a party that happened to be hosted by her brother. She was upset and really drunk, and I was the only person there that she knew, we ended up making out and didn't talk about it. We're still good friends to this day.

woah....
*high 5*

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

I made out with one of my teachers, would that count?

The hell?

I've explained it before. I had an English teacher that was only in her mid-twenties, and we became pretty good friends. One night, I went to a party that happened to be hosted by her brother. She was upset and really drunk, and I was the only person there that she knew, we ended up making out and didn't talk about it. We're still good friends to this day.

woah....
*high 5*

*high five*

Thanks man!

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

I had some smoking hot ones...but not one's I actually had a 'crush' on.

No, I was home-schooled.

Me too!

You're gross.

Or the kinkiest man on the escapist.

that or y'know he had a tutor hired to teach him at home... some people have that setup... and it can be pretty sweet sometimes.

my own experience with teachers has been that the hotter the teacher the worse i was treated. so i tended to think of their physical attractiveness as more of a little eye-candy to allieve the stress of putting up with their crappy teaching abilities... I mean I've had several teachers in one class one year. and my grades (even though the subject matter was practically the same) fluctuated rather violently... and I mean if it was distraction i didn't feel it, and i don't thing distraction would account for a full 30% downturn in grades in a subject that i LIKE... but y'know just sayin... personal experience ruined the whole hot teacher thing...

 

[jamesworkshop]

negative here sir

 

[JWAN]

I knew a guy who took Dance simply because he fancied the teacher. One memorable time was when one particular dance involved taking a wide stance, and slowly stretching one leg while squatting down on the other. The teacher demonstrated, and then asked for the guy who fancied her to repeat it in front of the class. He went red, tried to imitate her, and revealed not only that he had a raging erection, but that it was caught down his trouser-leg so when he stretched he went all breathless and cross-eyed from the pain.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

LOL holy shit man thats a good one

Jesus Christ, man. I only just wrote that. You replied way too fast.

*Looks around room suspiciously*

oh, you caught me, I just have these responses previously typed up and I paste them in mere seconds after someone posts and I have a 50/50 chance of getting the correct response. I screwed it up on the discussion about aids though...

 

[Mackinator]

Yes, yes - oh God yes. Back a little while in my GCSE years a new teacher arrived. She was absolutely stunning and we found out we had her for our particular subject for 2 years. Best 2 years of teaching ever. And im saying she was so hot you did have a crush on her.

Probably the most stunning woman I have ever seen.

 

[Mockingjay]

Never been any inspiring male teachers tbh

 

[bushwhacker2k]

5th Grade teacher was top grade model material, and in 10th grade my history teacher and math teachers were hot... actually I got the impression my history teacher was into me, but I won't go into that.

 

[Slash Dementia]

Three of my high school teachers were unbelievably beautiful, but a crush, no.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

No, but I remember we had a particularly good-looking teacher in 9th grade, but other than that all my teachers are and have been butt-ugly.

 

[Mondo_Generator]

No I haven't.

But there was an insanely hot music teacher at our school.

I remember one of my mates tried to do the "classic Todd thong trap" off Scrubs in one of her classes, she unfortunately didn't bend over with her ass towards us.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

A science teacher that joined shortly before the 6th years finished school >.> but dammit she was sexy

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

I made out with one of my teachers, would that count?

The hell?

I've explained it before. I had an English teacher that was only in her mid-twenties, and we became pretty good friends. One night, I went to a party that happened to be hosted by her brother. She was upset and really drunk, and I was the only person there that she knew, we ended up making out and didn't talk about it. We're still good friends to this day.

*two thumbs up, does his best Borat impression* Very nice!

So, how old were you at the time?

 

[FishSama]

I never had a real big crush on a teacher. When I was in 1st grade, I had a crush on my teacher, but I don't remember her name, and I only remember she was Japanese.

But I suppose it doesn't matter now. I'm getting married to a woman who'll be a biology teacher this time next year.

Epic win. lol

 

[Gerazzi]

There aren't many young teachers and the young ones are male.
So no.

 

[dwightsteel]

I....was with...a substitute teacher when I was a senior in high school. She was awesome. And hot. A real milestone for me.