Have you ever met an authentic guy gamer

[lacktheknack]

(sorry CoD, Halo and other ultra-masculine space marine penis-fests, you're not real games).

God, don't be so bloody narrow minded!

...

quoted to grab attention

Do them all a favor, OP, and add a blazing THIS IS SATIRE to the bottom of the post.

 

[Satocreed]

According to these qualifications I am not an "authentic" gamer...I only missed 1 and 4 though. Never met one ever apparently according to either thread. Nerdy helio-phobes for the win.

 

[Hellz_Barz]

Never met any male gamer in my whole life, do they even excist? :O

Completly with you, guys do not exsist on the interwebs. All "guys" are just FBI agents. This thread is screaming for a [HEADING=1]Chest Hair or GTFO[/HEADING]

(Gasp) You pervert! I've never felt more exploited in my life...
Hmph, between this and chest hair jiggle physics, I don't know where this industry is headed... but I know I'll have none of it.

Get back to the tool-shed! and make me a ummm.... what's the equivalent of a sandwich for what guys make? a spice rack? change oil? something.

 

[FieryTrainwreck]

Seriously, why do people work so hard to misunderstand other people on the internet? It was exceedingly obvious what the guy meant, and yet everyone lambasted him for imprecise language. Semantics hounds can grind every discussion to a crashing halt if you let them, and that's apparently the direction we've gone here.

Edit: also, entirely unbelievably juxtaposition is probably the shittiest form of satire.

 

[Perfice]

Get some sleep, man. I'm not trying to be antagonistic. I'm just frustrated at the "satire detection failures" that have happened depressingly often on this site.

Well, usually when using satire someone needs to have an understanding of what the satire is being used on. The thread owner would have done better if they quoted the last thread rather then sending out a link. Most people, such as myself, don't click on links when posted but I do read quotes. I wouldn't have even noticed the satire if I didn't read every post on the first page before posting like always.

 

[Mouse One]

Heh. Hey, I thought it was funny. And judging by a quick glance at the thread next door, I strongly suspect that there's a lot of videogame enthusiasts (ah, hell, I'll call them gamers) who would take it at face value and agree.

 

[Vergial]

This thread. I love it. It's a little bit overkill, but at the same time...it's delicious.

An internet to you, good sir/madam.

 

[GiantRaven]

(sorry CoD, Halo and other ultra-masculine space marine penis-fests, you're not real games).

God, don't be so bloody narrow minded!

...

quoted to grab attention

Do them all a favor, OP, and add a blazing THIS IS SATIRE to the bottom of the post.

The irony here is so thick I could bludgeon myself to death with it.

 

[lacktheknack]

Get some sleep, man. I'm not trying to be antagonistic. I'm just frustrated at the "satire detection failures" that have happened depressingly often on this site.

Well, usually when using satire someone needs to have an understanding of what the satire is being used on. The thread owner would have done better if they quoted the last thread rather then sending out a link. Most people, such as myself, don't click on links when posted but I do read quotes. I wouldn't have even noticed the satire if I didn't read every post on the first page before posting like always.

I see where that comes from, but the problem is that the guy being mocked built up his opinions over a couple dozen posts, which can't all be included.

 

[lacktheknack]

(sorry CoD, Halo and other ultra-masculine space marine penis-fests, you're not real games).

God, don't be so bloody narrow minded!

...

quoted to grab attention

Do them all a favor, OP, and add a blazing THIS IS SATIRE to the bottom of the post.

The irony here is so thick I could bludgeon myself to death with it.

 

[GiantRaven]

My comment wasn't meant in even the vaguest sense of seriousness.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Never met any male gamer in my whole life, do they even excist? :O

Completly with you, guys do not exsist on the interwebs. All "guys" are just FBI agents. This thread is screaming for a [HEADING=1]Chest Hair or GTFO[/HEADING]

(Gasp) You pervert! I've never felt more exploited in my life...
Hmph, between this and chest hair jiggle physics, I don't know where this industry is headed... but I know I'll have none of it.

A boy on the interwebs? Get back to the garage and fix my car.

in b4 Christine Hansen.

 

[MrGalactus]

2. They actually play main titles like Sims and WoW that sell massive units and have online interaction (sorry CoD, Halo and other ultra-masculine space marine penis-fests, you're not real games).

I smell an elitist.

EDIT: sorry, i made the same mistake as the others. I apologise, I'm the turkey.

 

[Vergial]

2. They actually play main titles like Sims and WoW that sell massive units and have online interaction (sorry CoD, Halo and other ultra-masculine space marine penis-fests, you're not real games).

I smell an elitist.

Check his link and you'll have found one.

 

[lacktheknack]

My comment wasn't meant in even the vaguest sense of seriousness.

That's self-indulgent irony, then, because there's absolutely no evidence in your post of your intent. Making your post a failed satire of... a satire. Huh.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Never met any male gamer in my whole life, do they even excist? :O

Completly with you, guys do not exsist on the interwebs. All "guys" are just FBI agents. This thread is screaming for a [HEADING=1]Chest Hair or GTFO[/HEADING]

(Gasp) You pervert! I've never felt more exploited in my life...
Hmph, between this and chest hair jiggle physics, I don't know where this industry is headed... but I know I'll have none of it.

Get back to the tool-shed! and make me a ummm.... what's the equivalent of a sandwich for what guys make? a spice rack? change oil? something.

well how about a manwich? ( I'd post a picture but I dont know how to)

OT: I thought this was pretty funny since, I read the original thread, and almost made a thread like this. But my morals got in the way of things, well that or I was too lazy.

 

[RatRace123]

A boy on the interwebs? Get back to the garage and fix my car.

in b4 Christine Hansen.

I am not your slave, I am a strong, independent man. And you wonder why there are such rabid masculinists(not sure that's a word.) out there.

 

[Perfice]

Get some sleep, man. I'm not trying to be antagonistic. I'm just frustrated at the "satire detection failures" that have happened depressingly often on this site.

Well, usually when using satire someone needs to have an understanding of what the satire is being used on. The thread owner would have done better if they quoted the last thread rather then sending out a link. Most people, such as myself, don't click on links when posted but I do read quotes. I wouldn't have even noticed the satire if I didn't read every post on the first page before posting like always.

I see where that comes from, but the problem is that the guy being mocked built up his opinions over a couple dozen posts, which can't all be included.

You can quote them all, it's annoying, but I've seen it done.

However, I understood the satire from the very first post on the other thread. The other ones do embiggen the satire, but the first post would have been fine.

 

[lacktheknack]

No.

Every "guy gamer" has been a "GuY gamrrr" who is a stupid attention whore who places nothing by Call Of Duty or what the fuck ever is the current most popular game to try to get the attention of legitimate gaming women.

[small]Time for another probation yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay[/small]

Come on, man. Don't sass the mods.

 

[Paksenarrion]

A boy on the interwebs? Get back to the garage and fix my car.

in b4 Christine Hansen.

I am not your slave, I am a strong, independent man. And you wonder why there are such rabid masculinists(not sure that's a word.) out there.

Sounds like someone needs a...(damn, it just doesn't translate well...what's the equivalent of dicking? Rimming?) Sounds like someone needs a good rimming, if you know what I mean.

My breasts are like sandpaper. Lots of friction. Because this is what boys want. Huge, sandpaper-like breasts.