Have you ever "won the internet?"

[retyopy]

So I saw someone say something samrt, and then someone quoted them and said "you have won the internet." And I've seen a lot of "you have won the internet" compliments, so who here, to there knowledge, has "won the internet?"

 

[VladG]

I won it at an auction in '96. I now officially own the Internet.

 

[Radoh]

That'd be me for my bathroom graffiti.
I decided it would be worth the effort to go through every bathroom stall at my college and write
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite stall on the citadel."

I think I was credited with two internets for that one.

 

[Harlemura]

I have never won the internet.
As I am the internet.
[sub]... Okay, I've just never won it.[/sub]

I think I've earned several cookies and an internet high-five. Can't remember what they were for though.

EDIT:
Oh, one of them may have been for having a Darkwing Duck avatar. But I don't have it no more, so I guess I have to give it back.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I won it at an auction in '96. I now officially own the Internet.

Al Gore? That you?

OT: I don't think that I've won an Internet of my own yet, by the sounds of things we should be preserving our internets before they run out. That series of tubes can only stretch so long.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

ive earned two cookies on this site, and i witnessed someone receive a 1000 internet note on funnyordie (from the Bank of Anonymous, which i didnt even know existed) but ive never one an internet.

 

[Hippobatman]

I've received cookies and a cake (from Furburt if anyone remembers him), but I've never been awarded the internet.

Oh well. I have received the coveted "quote of the day" prize in real life, though. My comment was actually pretty darned hilarious, if I may say so myself. Sadly, I can't retell it, because it's all about the context.

 

[Shockolate]

Not for something I said, but something I did.

Team Fortress 2, Last stage of Dustbowl, me and me friends got both team to only play 1 class. Attacking Demomen (Us) and defending engineers.

As you can probably tell, 12 sentry guns are kind of hard to break, and while we managed to get the first point, we get completely contained.

In the last minute, I told my friends "Fuck it" and changed to spy, and proceeded to use my cloak and dagger to get through the engineers while crapping my pants the whole way.

I got to the point literally just before time ran out to force overtime. Unfortunately, some Engineer unknowingly followed me and I shot him dead just as the rest of his team turned the corner and I got the win.

My 4 friend in ventrilo all gave me an internet.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The Internet is a pretty cool guy eh dounloads movees and doesnt afraid of anything.

I had a whole bunch of internets until they were hacked by Murdoch.

 

[AppleShrapnel]

Just once so far; there was a small debate raging on Windows, Linux, and pirated OS's and whatnot... someone said something like, "Anyone that uses Windows is a pirate" or the like, to which I replied:

"Hey, my Windows are totally legit. Installed by a licensed contractor and everything."

 

[Hagi]

I think I have won 2 internets so far on this site and several others before on other websites.

But, seeing the total number of internets out there and the constant inflation as new internets are carelessly being handed out with no thought whatsoever for the value depreciation of internets, they're probably not worth all too much.

So please people, stop the hyperinflation! Stop carelessly handing out internets! You may think currencies like the Zimbabwean dollar (1$ = 300.000.000.000.000Z$) are doing horrible, but internets are doing much, much worse! So please, be careful and stop this downwards trend!

 

[AngryMongoose]

I've won several internets, which are in my non-corporeal trophy cabinet along with some cookies and a few million points, but I've never won THE internet.

 

[EternalFacepalm]

I have never won the internet.
As I am the internet.
[sub]... Okay, I've just never won it.[/sub]

You, good sir, just won the internet.

OT: I've never won the internet. D:

 

[penguindude42]

I think I have won 2 internets so far on this site and several others before on other websites.

But, seeing the total number of internets out there and the constant inflation as new internets are carelessly being handed out with no thought whatsoever for the value depreciation of internets, they're probably not worth all too much.

So please people, stop the hyperinflation! Stop carelessly handing out internets! You may think currencies like the Zimbabwean dollar (1$ = 300.000.000.000.000Z$) are doing horrible, but internets are doing much, much worse! So please, be careful and stop this downwards trend!

Someone give this guya trophy.

He deserves it.

OT: I've never won an internet. D:

~TOM<3

 

[gigastrike]

Yeah, a bunch. I also have a bunch of cookies and a "rep"...whatever that is.

 

[RJ Dalton]

I did at one point. Don't remember what for now, though.

 

[chaosyoshimage]

I inherited-er, internet...I inherited the internet!

[SUB]But no, not to my recolection. You can't own the internet. I know. I've tried.[/SUB]

Fairly Odd Parents quote?

Anyway, I'm not nearly as witty online as I am in real life, so I've won nothing...

 

[Rawne1980]

Does stealing it from a small child while she wasn't looking and laughing at her as I run away count?

 

[crop52]

Yes, in fact, i was awarded +10 internets.

 

[neoontime]

I once had +1 internet for something funny I put but then later on someone on another site gave my -2 internets. I guess I owe internets so I don't know how that works.