Having Children...yes or no?

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twcblaze

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For the longest time I never wanted kids, I was seriously considering a vasectomy at age 17. Buuuuuuuuuuuut, since I know that I can be a little over-dramatic and my tastes are prone to change, I decided to hold off on it, now I'm 21 and I've met and am dating the girl I'd like to one day marry, and you can bet your ass I want to have kids with her.
 

Dark Knifer

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I look forward to having kids. They look like fun, annoying at times yes, but fun nonetheless. Because they are the only people you can influence for their entire life. Ideal age for me would be 25ish, since my parents got marrieyd in their late 30s I didn't really have grandparents since half of them died before I was a teen and the other half are senial. I want my parents to get a chance at being grandparents.
 

octafish

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I have a little girl, and on November 1st (unless sooner) I will have a son. Then I am done.
 

Soviet Steve

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I would like kids, but my genes would be a pretty cruel curse given the combination of illnesses handed to me by my parents, so it wont happend.
 

Mimssy

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Not sure I'm into the idea of breeding. Maybe some adopted ones? I'd have to meet a family person to make me want to be a mother.
 

e2density

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Nope.

1. They are the most self loathing "Look at me" bastards on the planet
2. They are loud, annoying, and do stupid things.
3. I can't spank them (goddamn laws)
 

Nieroshai

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I'll have kids when I can afford to feed them, whish isn't until the next president from what I can tell.
 

Nieroshai

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e2density said:
Nope.

1. They are the most self loathing "Look at me" bastards on the planet
2. They are loud, annoying, and do stupid things.
3. I can't spank them (goddamn laws)
And worse, they could grow up to be child-haters.
 

Ham_authority95

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Ask me again when I'm 34, have a great wife/girfriend, and a shitload of money....(I'm in some debate about the whole "living till 34" and the "shitload of money" thing..)
 

latenightapplepie

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No thanks.

Even ignoring the fact that I don't like them that much, and that I probably won't ever be financially sound enough to feel like I could raise one, acquiring children other than the old-fashioned way, which isn't really an option for me because I find vaginas gross, is complicated and often expensive.
 

00slash00

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i hate kids, i feel like jumping out a window if im around them for more than 3 minutes. if i had a child i would probably either resent him or her, or just sell the kid to science.

the only way i can see myself actually having a kid would be if the condom broke or i didnt pull out fast enough. and even then i would be very insistent on either abortion or adoption.

and to people who think that everyone is required to have a baby or they are bad people or something, to them i would just say "just turn around and go back to watching fox news"
 

LogicNProportion

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I want either a big family, or a few spread about the planet on my travels being a king of mercenaries! >D

But honestly, as many as I can have with my partner when the time comes. I have a bloodline and legacy to restore.
 

Shoggoth2588

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I don't like children to be honest. I don't plan on having any. Very well may get a vasectomy too in the not-too-distant future.
 

Dracosage

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I want a girl.

They are adorable.

http://www.wimp.com/sosweet/

I get all teary eyed at the song "The Suburbs" due to this want.
 

SimuLord

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Mimssy said:
Not sure I'm into the idea of breeding. Maybe some adopted ones? I'd have to meet a family person to make me want to be a mother.
You're still young. Kids are something you really start wanting once you're so world-weary that domestic bliss presents a more attractive option than adventuring.
 

JourneyThroughHell

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Well, I don't really like little children, but I do like people. So the answer is "yes".

After all, all of us have been ridiculously annoying children at some point in our lives.
 

Sonic Doctor

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Sicamat said:
Kids? Not till I´m 35 at least.
Same here, well it is my hopeful point.

If I finally find a nice girl, it could be a little earlier.

10 years to go starting....yesterday.
 

ilspooner

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I am sorta thinking about it. But at the moment I am just a teenager, so its a long time before I need to think about it seriously.
 

Dimitriov

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I do intend to have kids someday, but not for a good while yet. Why?

Because from a purely biological/evolutionary standpoint not reproducing means you failed. lol