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[sprout]

I don't know... it's a little unfair that your team only has 3 1/2 members (sorry sprout). So, with that in mind, if there is another Nerf battle amongst the events, I'll offer my services modding your blasters. They won't know what hit them (literally. Concussions can cause memory loss.)

HAhahaha... funniest thing I've read today. For your information I'm not short, simply condensed, which only strengthens my powers of awesome. Ask anyone.

For the record s0osleepie [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/s0osleepie] only has an inch on me, we measured. Her team picture is just misleading.

picture proof:

 

[Steve Butts]

I don't know... it's a little unfair that your team only has 3 1/2 members (sorry sprout). So, with that in mind, if there is another Nerf battle amongst the events, I'll offer my services modding your blasters. They won't know what hit them (literally. Concussions can cause memory loss.)

HAhahaha... funniest thing I've read today. For your information I'm not short, simply condensed, which only strengthens my powers of awesome. Ask anyone.

For the record s0osleepie [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/s0osleepie] only has an inch on me, we measured. Her team picture is just misleading. (picture proof: http://gyazo.com/78f42fc1f565ec25a15cb5c0965a52d0.png )

Yeah, she's not short; she's just concentrated!

 

[s0osleepie]

I don't know... it's a little unfair that your team only has 3 1/2 members (sorry sprout)...

HAhahaha... funniest thing I've read today. For your information I'm not short, simply condensed, which only strengthens my powers of awesome. Ask anyone.

For the record s0osleepie [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/s0osleepie] only has an inch on me, we measured. Her team picture is just misleading. (picture proof: http://gyazo.com/78f42fc1f565ec25a15cb5c0965a52d0.png )

And a mighty inch it is!! rawr!

Yeah, she's not short; she's just concentrated!

Awesome condenses. #fact

 

[Dastardly]

HAhahaha... funniest thing I've read today. For your information I'm not short, simply condensed, which only strengthens my powers of awesome. Ask anyone.

For the record s0osleepie [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/s0osleepie] only has an inch on me, we measured. Her team picture is just misleading. (picture proof: http://gyazo.com/78f42fc1f565ec25a15cb5c0965a52d0.png )

"Wow, sarcasm! That's original!"

But okay, have it your way. The Overdogs have four proper members, one of whom is apparently made of super-dense dark matter or something. Just don't be shocked when your teammates use you to fuel their spaceship -- I'm not sure if that'll be the "awesome" you're looking for...

(Seriously, though, an inch? Was sleepie on stilts or something? Or are your inches just bigger in the Piedmont?)

Yeah, she's not short; she's just concentrated!

I see... so in mid-competition, you're gonna, err... dump water on her to... unleash her True Power?

I kid, I kid. I love short people. My wife is a short people. She's okay, when she's not getting underfoot...

 

[Dastardly]

And a mighty inch it is!! rawr!

It is *ahem* a super-concentrated inch (while we are arbitrarily assigning inappropriate physical properties to everything).

Well, we already have badges for those sorts of things, but we'll think about it and maybe come up with something...special.

I want that picture on all of my valentines.

 

[sprout]

I don't know... it's a little unfair that your team only has 3 1/2 members (sorry sprout)...

HAhahaha... funniest thing I've read today. For your information I'm not short, simply condensed, which only strengthens my powers of awesome. Ask anyone.

For the record s0osleepie [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/s0osleepie] only has an inch on me, we measured. Her team picture is just misleading. (picture proof: http://gyazo.com/78f42fc1f565ec25a15cb5c0965a52d0.png )

And a mighty inch it is!! rawr!

Yeah, she's not short; she's just concentrated!

Awesome condenses. #fact

Yeah well, for your information my yearly check up revealed that I grew a half inch this year! So in 2 years, you better watch out!

 

[Steve Butts]

You're all forgetting just how important an inch is from a hobbit's perspective.

 

[MazRoyElle]

6F is going to win... my psychic abilities say so.... and my spider senses are tingling... either that or i have indigestion again.. GO 6F!!!

 

[DrStrangelove]

Shit just got REAL!

I shall be looking foward to this battle of epic proportions... i expect lasers, explosions and flying diamond monkeys by sundown.

So many helicopter explosions. Almost too many but that, my friend, is impossible.

 

[Lima]

You're all forgetting just how important an inch is from a hobbit's perspective.

Steve, you just made my day. On that note, I'd watch that short girl army... Their size makes them shifty. ;-)

GO TEAM WON!