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[JMeganSnow]

That's why I use "Good Gravy", "Son of a [Capulet/Montague]" or "Poop".

"I bite my thumb at you" is also a good one, noting your Romeo and Juliet reference.

I've used that one more than once, which always has a Monty Python feel to it and usually winds up with things like "I fart in your general direction!" or "I wave my private parts at your aunties!"

If you've ever read Shogun, I found the usage of "Thy mother!" to be amusing, also.

 

[Optimystic]

...I always thought it was just short for "heckle," meaning to baselessly insult.

 

[rekabdarb]

Hell isn't really a swearword, and fuck is actually an abbreviation for Fornication Under Consent of the King, no joke

Ugh. For the last darn-hecking time, NO IT ISN'T.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-f-word.htm

Read to the bottom. Geez.

wow i gotta remember that!

but yeah go house, interesting ideas

 

[INF1NIT3 D00M]

I love to curse, even when Im not mad. I dont curse as much AT people as I do ABOUT people. If they do something stupid I curse the thing, not the person. That is to say, I dont curse at people I see on a regular basis. On Xbox Live, INF1NIT3 D00M is the whiniest ***** on the planet. Seriously. Play with me sometime, Ill curse because Im losing for about ten minutes, then Itll get quiet as I start to find my groove, then by the 30 minute mark Im cursing because I am so goddamn good at CoD4. Its actually kinda funny and it keeps my friends and girlfriend entertained.

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

Hell isn't really a swearword, and fuck is actually an abbreviation for Fornication Under Consent of the King, no joke

no fuck is derived from the german word "frichen" which means to hit or strike.
they asked a bunch of linguists and they have proven that FUCK isn't an acronym for anything. go wikipedia it if you want to see other things people think FUCK stands for