Hell Yeah!

[DefunctTheory]

I recently was robbed of a job by the military when I was falsely told I was getting an Early Out. Once I got the offer, though, I was able to help a friend of mine get the job I could have had. I was kind of bummed out though.

But now I'm feeling great. I just got a call from the buddy: over 150 job openings just came into existence at the company. Not only do I have the advantage of already getting the job once, but now I have a friend on the inside who's hitting it off pretty well with the people who do the hiring.

Like most times, my obscene luck has paid off, and I'm ecstatic.

So tell me, Escapist, who else is having things their way today?

 

[Leole]

A hot friend of mine, who happens to be lesbian, was talking to her friend, who also is lesbian, and they happened to be, like, drunk.

They kissed in front of me, what a beautiful sight .

Other than that, I found a dollar on the ground. Yay!

 

[Lilani]

Hey, that's awesome man! Congratulations! Nothing quite that epic happened to me today, but Back to the Future: The Game Part 3 came out today, and I'm impatiently downloading it as I type this.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Whoopdedoo.

I didn't go to the liquor store today, so I'm not contributing to my emergent alcoholism. That's always a plus.

Though a shot of jack wouldn't feel amiss about now.

 

[nunqual]

My girlfriend turned out to not be as brainwashed as I thought she was going to be!

... Long story.