Hello again

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

I don't know if anyone remembers me but I'm back after a long hiatus.
And WOW there are a lot of new people.

That's all I have to say about that.

Changed my avatar too, but I'm thinking of changing it back. Perhaps then people may recognise me a little.

 

[Abedeus]

OBJECTION!

We do not care. Please state the purpose of your testimony!

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

...welcome back! And yes, things have changed...for the better.

How so?

 

[Evil Scotsman]

Hey hey, random guy that I've never heard of before have fun on your welcoming-back-party which you will have to set up and pay for yourself I'm afraid

 

[Fairee]

I don't know if anyone remembers me but I'm back after a long hiatus.
And WOW there are a lot of new people.

That's all I have to say about that.

I just happened to check your posts, and you've been posting regularly for the last month. Therefore the first part is a lie.

If you want to say, wow, there's a lot of new people join recently and start a discussion about it, fine. just don't lie to us.

 

[Pandalisk]

...welcome back! And yes, things have changed...for the better.

How so?

I Came to the escapist of course

But anyway...

 

[chumpzilla_69]

I don't know if anyone remembers me but I'm back after a long hiatus.
And WOW there are a lot of new people.

That's all I have to say about that.

I just happened to check your posts, and you've been posting regularly for the last month. Therefore the first part is a lie.

If you want to say, wow, there's a lot of new people join recently and start a discussion about it, fine. just don't lie to us.

We're onto you.....

but in all niceties, welcome back amigo!

 

[Abedeus]

...welcome back! And yes, things have changed...for the better.

How so?

Well we removed the chainsaw wielding maniac that would decapitate random people, the site has been tweaked with a new awesome game and uhm...some bugs and glitches in the site have been fixed.

Yes. That maniac is... Gone.. *brrrmmm-m-m-m....*

That? That was my stomach. It's, uhm. Hungry. For bloo... I mean, blueberries. Yes. I... will... drink... your... MILKSHAKES!

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

I don't know if anyone remembers me but I'm back after a long hiatus.
And WOW there are a lot of new people.

That's all I have to say about that.

I just happened to check your posts, and you've been posting regularly for the last month. Therefore the first part is a lie.

If you want to say, wow, there's a lot of new people join recently and start a discussion about it, fine. just don't lie to us.

Wooaahh someone has a bee in their bonnet.
I guess when you look at them all together it seems that way yes.
But the way I see it I only occasionally post just to let people know I'm not dead. From now on I intend to post slightly more.

ARE YOU SATISFIED?

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

...welcome back! And yes, things have changed...for the better.

How so?

Well we removed the chainsaw wielding maniac that would decapitate random people, the site has been tweaked with a new awesome game and uhm...some bugs and glitches in the site have been fixed.

Hey I noticed just now the site isn't lagging like shit which it used to for me, anyway.

 

[ThreeWords]

Hello to you too

I presume your somewhat of a veteran, right?

 

[Abedeus]

Yes. I... will... drink... your... MILKSHAKES!

Um, please say that isn't what I think you're saying.

Sorry, I cannot be held responsible for your fantasies, physical, emotional or spiritual ones. Please refrain from putting me in a delicate, pretty awkward situation. Now let's sign our agreement with a kis... I mean, keys to your car. And your wallet. Now. My chainsaw is thirsty.

Seriously thought, double tea eph, mate?

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Never heard of you.

Question the first:
Who are you?

Question the second:
Why should I care?

 

[Shapsters]

OBJECTION!

We do not care. Please state the purpose of your testimony!

I second that notion!

 

[Danny Ocean]

I don't know if anyone remembers me but I'm back after a long hiatus.
And WOW there are a lot of new people.

That's all I have to say about that.

Changed my avatar too, but I'm thinking of changing it back. Perhaps then people may recognise me a little.

Ahh shovenstuff, good to see your avatar again, I'd wondered where it went.

I know it's shallow to believe in a hierarchy on these forums, but damn. At least show the guy some respect, even if he's not been here as long as some others.

 

[Abedeus]

Never heard of you, Who are you? Why should I care?

"Hey fellas. This bum doesn't know who John Muir is. Shall we teach him? (Reciting) There once was a man named John Muir, A naturalist noble and pure, Whose love for all beasties, the most and the least-ies, Has never been equalled, Uh..fer shure!"

To respond in a more accurate way, PICUP THE PIE. I mean, I don't know.

OBJECTION!

We do not care. Please state the purpose of your testimony!

I second that notion!

Only if WITH A VENGENCE!!

 

[Sevre]

So hello then. This usually happens don't worry. *Waves hello*

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

Never heard of you.

Question the first:
Who are you?

Question the second:
Why should I care?

I am H.R.Shove'n'stuff, sir.

I used to post here when it was slightly quieter, but I went away. I'm hardly a veteran, but I did post quite a lot so people got to recognise me.

I never said you should care pally.

 

[Fairee]

I don't know if anyone remembers me but I'm back after a long hiatus.
And WOW there are a lot of new people.

That's all I have to say about that.

I just happened to check your posts, and you've been posting regularly for the last month. Therefore the first part is a lie.

If you want to say, wow, there's a lot of new people join recently and start a discussion about it, fine. just don't lie to us.

Wooaahh someone has a bee in their bonnet.
I guess when you look at them all together it seems that way yes.
But the way I see it I only occasionally post just to let people know I'm not dead. From now on I intend to post slightly more.

ARE YOU SATISFIED?

Okay, sorry. Maybe that came across as a bit aggressive and I didn't mean it to be. Let me try and rephrase.

Saying you're back after a long hiatus suggested to me it had been months since you had been online. So when I checked out your profile (I do this with a lot of people, espesh if I don't chat to them regularly) and saw several posts from the last few days, I was surprised.

And I shouldn't have said it was a lie. A lie suggests you were purposefully deceiving us in order to benefit from it. What you said was more, not quite accurate rather than outright lying.

As for posting more often, you don't have to. I am well aware that there are people on here who have lives in the real world. It's just I'm not one of them.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Never heard of you.

Question the first:
Who are you?

Question the second:
Why should I care?

I am H.R.Shove'n'stuff, sir.

I used to post here when it was slightly quieter, but I went away. I'm hardly a veteran, but I did post quite a lot so people got to recognise me.

I never said you should care pally.

I've been coming here for over a year now, and I don't recall ever seeing you, then again, you did mention an avatar change, so that may be the reason I don't remember you.

What was your previous avatar?