"hello everybody"

[SmilingKitsune]

a soul destroying thread...hhmmm

I say we team up and destroy all their souls while they're bickering amongst themselves.

lets go buddy!! >D

All right! ~scratches head~ how does one destroy souls again? Oh right, ~raises hands to temples~ nuh nuh nuh nuh, bew bew bew, southpark refference!

 

[nolongerhere]

right, ill just leave my ponies and go, im actually terrified of the outcome of this entire thread.. XD
good luck to everyone though, if you need new souls i can always ask satan on my way out

You know what, leave Satan alone. His job's hard these days. Max eats most of his souls, then people like you come along, and bother him at home, asking for the few souls he has left. It's just plain rude.

i just thought since he was my half-brother he'd give me a hand XD

my baaad

I'm his son, and he made me listen to N-dubz.
You've got no chance.

 

[Agent Larkin]

What happens when they ask why you have an umbrella?
And how you knew it was going to rain kittens?

Say its a comfort umbrella and that he made a lucky guess. Thats what i would do.

 

[Fingerprint]

I'll be sure to bring an umbrella, marry a satanist and let you borrow my sisters cat.

What happens when they ask why you have an umbrella?
And how you knew it was going to rain kittens?

I'll just tell them the Reaper said it was going to rain kittens. I may get a few funny looks at first (although that probably won't have anything to do with what I'm saying) but once I explain it then I'm sure they'll understand.

 

[Agent Larkin]

well this sure has petered out

 

[i never thought so]

i will take the advise and not annoy max

 

[Agent Larkin]

Actually now that i think about it who won?
Also never thought so your gonna have so many badges tomorrow =p

 

[Fingerprint]

I'll be sure to bring an umbrella, marry a satanist and let you borrow my sisters cat.

What happens when they ask why you have an umbrella?
And how you knew it was going to rain kittens?

I'll just tell them the Reaper said it was going to rain kittens. I may get a few funny looks at first (although that probably won't have anything to do with what I'm saying) but once I explain it then I'm sure they'll understand.

...I'll just make it so that you cannot speak my name without your brain exploding.
Or, come to think of it, so that you can't even speak OF me.

Mmm... I could write it down? Actually I'm sure you could come up with some devious plot to counter that one. In that case I could just smile and plead insanity to everyone there. It'd be a believable alibi.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I've since found that I may be better off agreeing with the Captain here...

Oh we don't want to visit that again. It looks very odd on internet history.

Lol, watching you guys squirm is such fun. I was actually joking about that, I wouldn't hand out those kinda favours, even to save the Escapist from the cops....

Not even little me?

 

[Fairee]

I've since found that I may be better off agreeing with the Captain here...

Oh we don't want to visit that again. It looks very odd on internet history.

Lol, watching you guys squirm is such fun. I was actually joking about that, I wouldn't hand out those kinda favours, even to save the Escapist from the cops....

Not even little me?

Nope, sorry. I'm a good girl

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I've since found that I may be better off agreeing with the Captain here...

Oh we don't want to visit that again. It looks very odd on internet history.

Lol, watching you guys squirm is such fun. I was actually joking about that, I wouldn't hand out those kinda favours, even to save the Escapist from the cops....

Not even little me?

Nope, sorry. I'm a good girl

I refuse to believe that after the bookmarks thread. You showed your true colours then.

Edit This has turned into best welcoming thread ever. It's like a TV episode played entirely in flashbacks.

 

[Fairee]

Lol, watching you guys squirm is such fun. I was actually joking about that, I wouldn't hand out those kinda favours, even to save the Escapist from the cops....

Not even little me?

Nope, sorry. I'm a good girl

I refuse to believe that after the bookmarks thread. You showed your true colours then.

That was purely a joke, I just wanted to see how people reacted. I am honestly a good and totally innocent girl.

<.> Phew, I think they may have believed me!

 

[Fingerprint]

Mmm... I could write it down? Actually I'm sure you could come up with some devious plot to counter that one. In that case I could just smile and plead insanity to everyone there. It'd be a believable alibi.

That'll work.

Phew, I thought I'd have to make a deal with the devil... again. And considering I owe at least 4 other "people" my soul, or at least a soul, bargaining could have been difficult.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Lol, watching you guys squirm is such fun. I was actually joking about that, I wouldn't hand out those kinda favours, even to save the Escapist from the cops....

Not even little me?

Nope, sorry. I'm a good girl

I refuse to believe that after the bookmarks thread. You showed your true colours then.

That was purely a joke, I just wanted to see how people reacted. I am honestly a good and totally innocent girl.

<.> Phew, I think they may have believed me!

Maybe. We'll find out at Escapism.

 

[Fairee]

Lol, watching you guys squirm is such fun. I was actually joking about that, I wouldn't hand out those kinda favours, even to save the Escapist from the cops....

Not even little me?

Nope, sorry. I'm a good girl

I refuse to believe that after the bookmarks thread. You showed your true colours then.

That was purely a joke, I just wanted to see how people reacted. I am honestly a good and totally innocent girl.

<.> Phew, I think they may have believed me!

Maybe. We'll find out at Escapism.

Pfft, I hope you don't. Cos if you do, Simriel will have a lot of explaining to do.

 

[i never thought so]

well this is the biggest welcome l have ever had. Anyone feel free to add me to your friend's list

 

[MasterStratus]

Wait, wasn't this thread about welcoming someone? I forgot what it was about around page 4.

 

[i never thought so]

Wait, wasn't this thread about welcoming someone? I forgot what it was about around page 4.

never mind i don't!

 

[traceur_]

Wait, wasn't this thread about welcoming someone? I forgot what it was about around page 4.

you kept track until then? impressive, I got lost in the tide after page one, good times were had.

and I just realised I never actually welcomed the new guy so...

Spoiler

BAM

WELCOME NEW GUY!!!

 

[Nickflip]

Gentlemen.

How are you?

Greater than great. you?