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Cpt_Oblivious

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Hello there and welcome to the Escapist!
There is already a large thread for introductions but no one really uses it.

I hope you enjoy your stay and please ignore the body under the stairs.
 

sky14kemea

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hi, welcome!

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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i never thought so said:
thanks anynews i should know
Most news comes in regular updates on the front page of the site. There's a forum guidelines link at the top of the forums page which is always useful to be aware of.

sky14kemea said:
dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D
But then what will we warn people about?
 

Rascarin

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Welcome!!!

*puts up streamers, balloons and hands out party poppers*

sky14kemea said:
dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D
It's about time we got rid of that thing. It's starting to stink up the place...
 

Trivun

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sky14kemea said:
hi, welcome!

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D
Does Max know you're moving his body? Did he give permission, since I think he may still be hungry...

Anyway, OP, welcome to the Escapist, and don't worry, if Sky doesn't move the body by tomorrow we'll get the Cleaners in...
 

mikecoulter

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You'll enjoy this website, as long as you take a few hints -

1) On The Escapist site, you'll always get a better response from people by using good grammar.

2) Huge posts are boring, usually referred to as a "wall of text", they don't go down too well.

3) Don't flame people for their opinions.

By following these people will usually give you more respect here, and have a better debate / conversation with you.

Please enjoy The Escapist us much as we do. :)

Also, who on earth let out the rabid raccoon!?
 
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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Oh yea, there is always Max. Look out for him, new guy, or you may be the body.
What happened to him? I haven't seen him post that much since he finished his suspension. Maybe it's just me though.
 

traceur_

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Trivun said:
sky14kemea said:
hi, welcome!

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D
Does Max know you're moving his body? Did he give permission, since I think he may still be hungry...

Anyway, OP, welcome to the Escapist, and don't worry, if Sky doesn't move the body by tomorrow we'll get the Cleaners in...
Damnit my chainsaw still has blood stains on it from last time, those things are a ***** to get out you know, I'm not cleaning unless you guys buy me a decent solvent or give me a raise. Maintenance is important.

Also don't touch that tree, the tree is mine. Bad things happen to people who touch my tree.
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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The infamous SCAMola said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Oh yea, there is always Max. Look out for him, new guy, or you may be the body.
What happened to him? I haven't seen him post that much since he finished his suspension. Maybe it's just me though.
Dunno, he is back and posting a bit though, I got quoted.

sky14kemea said:
mikecoulter said:
Also, who on earth let out the rabid raccoon!?
my bad, i left the gate open when i went to the shops earlier >_<
We forgive you, but only because you're clearing out the body tomorrow.

Edit Messed up quotes.
 

Fairee

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
sky14kemea said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
sky14kemea said:
dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D
But then what will we warn people about?
Max?
Oh yea, there is always Max. Look out for him, new guy, or you may be the body.
There is no proof that Max was responsible for that death. Just because he was in the cupboard with her seconds before she died, doesn't mean he was responsible......
Trivun said:
sky14kemea said:
hi, welcome!

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D
Does Max know you're moving his body? Did he give permission, since I think he may still be hungry...
There's not much left now anyway, it's all mouldy and rotten. At least I hope it is, because what else could be causing the smell.....?