"hello everybody"

[Hamster at Dawn]

Welcome, let me give you a tour!

Now over here you'll see the search button, don't worry too much about that, no one ever uses it. If you look to your left now then you can see out the window. Try not to let yourself look outside too often or it may cause irritation to your eyes. No, don't go in there, that's where I keep the wolf. Well I hope you've enjoyed this tour. As I know you will be thouroughly unimpressed with this post, I have prepared an image for you:


This concludes the post.

 

[sky14kemea]

Also, who on earth let out the rabid raccoon!?

my bad, i left the gate open when i went to the shops earlier >_<

Hmm, well, you shall be punished.

aww man, im already moving the body

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D

But then what will we warn people about?

Max?

Oh yea, there is always Max. Look out for him, new guy, or you may be the body.

There is no proof that Max was responsible for that death. Just because he was in the cupboard with her seconds before she died, doesn't mean he was responsible......

But there was a sign saying "Max's body - Do not Touch" for ages.

 

[Agrosmurf]

Really I think you have been here for a long time... a veteren of the Escapist!

 

[coldwarkid]

thanks anynews i should know

Most news comes in regular updates on the front page of the site. There's a forum guidelines link at the top of the forums page which is always useful to be aware of.

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D

But then what will we warn people about?

Look, if we need a new body, I'll see what I can do.

*gets out hatchet*

I'm away to look for an unsuspecting Ned. Won't be long. Glasgow's crawling in the buggers.

 

[wordsmith]

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D

But then what will we warn people about?

Max?

Oh yea, there is always Max. Look out for him, new guy, or you may be the body.

There is no proof that Max was responsible for that death. Just because he was in the cupboard with her seconds before she died, doesn't mean he was responsible......

hi, welcome!

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D

Does Max know you're moving his body? Did he give permission, since I think he may still be hungry...

There's not much left now anyway, it's all mouldy and rotten. At least I hope it is, because what else could be causing the smell.....?

That's what it is? I always assumed it was Danny xD

 

[Vrex360]

Hello, I never got my welcome so I'll just give the one that was so frequently denied from me:

Welcome to the Escapist, I hope you like it here.

 

[mikecoulter]

Also, who on earth let out the rabid raccoon!?

my bad, i left the gate open when i went to the shops earlier >_<

Hmm, well, you shall be punished.

aww man, im already moving the body

I think that should be Cpt_Oblivious' job really....

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Hello, I never got my welcome so I'll just give the one that was so frequently denied from me:

Welcome to the Escapist, I hope you like it here.

Welcome to the Escapist!

Also, who on earth let out the rabid raccoon!?

my bad, i left the gate open when i went to the shops earlier >_<

Hmm, well, you shall be punished.

aww man, im already moving the body

I think that should be Cpt_Oblivious' job really....

I can't I err... have a corpse allergy!

 

[mikecoulter]

Hello, I never got my welcome so I'll just give the one that was so frequently denied from me:

Welcome to the Escapist, I hope you like it here.

Awh, you deprived person. Welcome :')

 

[Galletea]

Since the body will hopefully be moved soon, I see no reason to dwell on it further.

Welcome, welcome, the pool table is over there, the beer fridge over there, and the rabid raccoon is around somewhere. Troll feeding is not encouraged and various forms of etiquette apply. Any questions can be PM'd to various people including myself if you like.
Have a nice stay at planet Escapist.

[small]I don't care who moves the bloody thing, just get it done please. And get that raccoon back in its cage.[/small]

 

[i never thought so]

wow a lot of people welcoming me! thanks.

 

[Hippobatman]

Hmm... The "it's safer here" message is running a bit late. Sorry I can't provide it, but I don't have it memorized, and I believe it's kind of a trademark thing for the user who's name escapes me at the moment.

Anyway, hi and welcome. Good grammar and common sense are key traits and your gimp can be deposited for later withdrawal in the cupboard on the right side of that door.

Please enjoy your stay.

 

[Fairee]

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D

But then what will we warn people about?

Max?

Oh yea, there is always Max. Look out for him, new guy, or you may be the body.

There is no proof that Max was responsible for that death. Just because he was in the cupboard with her seconds before she died, doesn't mean he was responsible......

But there was a sign saying "Max's body - Do not Touch" for ages.

Yeah, until the cops got interested. Now we don't know anything about what happened.....

 

[Trivun]

Also, who on earth let out the rabid raccoon!?

my bad, i left the gate open when i went to the shops earlier >_<

Hmm, well, you shall be punished.

aww man, im already moving the body

I sincerely hope so. However, you may have more than one to move soon enough...

thanks anynews i should know

Most news comes in regular updates on the front page of the site. There's a forum guidelines link at the top of the forums page which is always useful to be aware of.

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D

But then what will we warn people about?

Look, if we need a new body, I'll see what I can do.

*gets out hatchet*

I'm away to look for an unsuspecting Ned. Won't be long. Glasgow's crawling in the buggers.

If you're out getting more bodies then try this time to make sure they get preserved properly, last time the embalming fluid leaked everywhere, took us days to get it out of the carpet. Speaking of which, it's brand new this carpet so please for the love of God make sure you carry a few body bags with you. I'm not getting brain fluid anywhere this time...

 

[Magical Hans]

Hello there and welcome to the Escapist!
There is already a large thread for introductions but no one really uses it.

There's a thread for this????

 

[XJ-0461]

Hello and welcome to the Escapist. And yeah, don't piss off Max.


I got his sympathy once, though. I feel special.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Hello there and welcome to the Escapist!
There is already a large thread for introductions but no one really uses it.

There's a thread for this????

There's rumoured to be one. Probably behind the radiator or in one of the Mod's rooms.

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D

But then what will we warn people about?

Max?

Oh yea, there is always Max. Look out for him, new guy, or you may be the body.

There is no proof that Max was responsible for that death. Just because he was in the cupboard with her seconds before she died, doesn't mean he was responsible......

But there was a sign saying "Max's body - Do not Touch" for ages.

Yeah, until the cops got interested. Now we don't know anything about what happened.....

I did say not to let them in.

 

[Fingerprint]

Welcome to the Escapist - the last bastion of the English language left on the internet.

I see you've had the standard "Max Warning", take heed of that advice - I didn't and now... well, I... I don't want to talk about.

*sobs...* HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT! HE NEVER STOOD A CHANCE.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Hello, I never got my welcome so I'll just give the one that was so frequently denied from me:

Welcome to the Escapist, I hope you like it here.

Welcome to the Escapist!

Cpt. I believe the above psot has a job for you.