"hello everybody"

[coldwarkid]

If you're out getting more bodies then try this time to make sure they get preserved properly, last time the embalming fluid leaked everywhere, took us days to get it out of the carpet. Speaking of which, it's brand new this carpet so please for the love of God make sure you carry a few body bags with you. I'm not getting brain fluid anywhere this time...

No worries my friend, I've got some Tesco's own bin bags, and the wee buggers come preserved in buckfast. This job could get no easier. I'm even going to leave the hatchet in for comic effect/added warning.

Fair enough If you need any more hatchets try the shed out back. Otherwise, I have a sniper rifle you can borrow, although it doesn't really add the same level of fear...

You're too late, job's done! I put down a tarpaulin to save the carpet, and left a honey badger in the doorway just in case one of the little illiterate buggers gets brave.

Oh, and I think the guy's name was Lorenzo or something. See the effect RL sports have on people? This is why we stick to video games!

*wipes blood from face, sighing*

Very nice All bases covered, very efficient. Who taught you how to kill? They did an excellent job. Oh, by the way, you missed a spot of blood on your right cheek

I was taught by the right honorable Sir Soul Caliber, actually (I knew eventually I'd find a place for my misspent youth) and by living in Glasgow for sixteen years. It is, my friend, a place when you can rely on a verbose nature no more than you can rely on a baseball bat with a nail in it.

Oh, thank you very much *uses Ned's kappa tracksuit to clean face*.

Just out of interest, I've got a few rotting corpses I could rub on the walls, how does that sound? It'll attract flies and Zombie fanatics, but we can beat them with sticks. Everyone else'll keep clear.

 

[Trivun]

So that's who keeps ringing us then hanging up when I answer!

Yeah, sorry about that. I will now be official secretary, so I can answer the calls.

I find myself wondering what favours these could have been...

I think certain revelations about the sites i visit should answer that for you.....

I've since found that I may be better off agreeing with the Captain here...

 

[Trivun]

If you're out getting more bodies then try this time to make sure they get preserved properly, last time the embalming fluid leaked everywhere, took us days to get it out of the carpet. Speaking of which, it's brand new this carpet so please for the love of God make sure you carry a few body bags with you. I'm not getting brain fluid anywhere this time...

No worries my friend, I've got some Tesco's own bin bags, and the wee buggers come preserved in buckfast. This job could get no easier. I'm even going to leave the hatchet in for comic effect/added warning.

Fair enough If you need any more hatchets try the shed out back. Otherwise, I have a sniper rifle you can borrow, although it doesn't really add the same level of fear...

You're too late, job's done! I put down a tarpaulin to save the carpet, and left a honey badger in the doorway just in case one of the little illiterate buggers gets brave.

Oh, and I think the guy's name was Lorenzo or something. See the effect RL sports have on people? This is why we stick to video games!

*wipes blood from face, sighing*

Very nice All bases covered, very efficient. Who taught you how to kill? They did an excellent job. Oh, by the way, you missed a spot of blood on your right cheek

I was taught by the right honorable Sir Soul Caliber, actually (I knew eventually I'd find a place for my misspent youth) and by living in Glasgow for sixteen years. It is, my friend, a place when you can rely on a verbose nature no more than you can rely on a baseball bat with a nail in it.

Oh, thank you very much *uses Ned's kappa tracksuit to clean face*.

Just out of interest, I've got a few rotting corpses I could rub on the walls, how does that sound? It'll attract flies and Zombie fanatics, but we can beat them with sticks. Everyone else'll keep clear.

I find that you can rely on a baseball bat with a nail in it much more than you can rely on anything else... As for that idea, it's pretty good, although I'd be wary of doing it too near the main doors. Patrol cars have stepped up their rounds near here since the incident...

 

[sky14kemea]

Where is Max anyway, he doesn't get involved much anymore. Not since...The Accident.

(There was no accident, I'm just saying it for the newbies to get a fear of Max. It's just healthy ya'know.)

He wa suspended until yesterday. He's back now.

yeah, lets hope he doesnt cause another 'accident' like that on a large scale XD im still clearing rubble out of the kitchen

 

[Fairee]

I've since found that I may be better off agreeing with the Captain here...

Oh we don't want to visit that again. It looks very odd on internet history.

Lol, watching you guys squirm is such fun. I was actually joking about that, I wouldn't hand out those kinda favours, even to save the Escapist from the cops....

 

[gremily]

hello everybody i am new

Welcome nooby.

 

[traceur_]

I was taught by the right honorable Sir Soul Caliber, actually (I knew eventually I'd find a place for my misspent youth) and by living in Glasgow for sixteen years. It is, my friend, a place when you can rely on a verbose nature no more than you can rely on a baseball bat with a nail in it.

Oh, thank you very much *uses Ned's kappa tracksuit to clean face*.

Just out of interest, I've got a few rotting corpses I could rub on the walls, how does that sound? It'll attract flies and Zombie fanatics, but we can beat them with sticks. Everyone else'll keep clear.

oooo that sounds like fun! but can I use my claws? my babies don't like it when I use other weapons, they get jealous when I use chainsaw to clean but I tell them he gets the job done better. My babies have been craving meat for a while now.

 

[Trivun]

I've since found that I may be better off agreeing with the Captain here...

Oh we don't want to visit that again. It looks very odd on internet history.

Lol, watching you guys squirm is such fun. I was actually joking about that, I wouldn't hand out those kinda favours, even to save the Escapist from the cops....

Thing is, I'm not sure whether or not to believe you

I do really

Where is Max anyway, he doesn't get involved much anymore. Not since...The Accident.

(There was no accident, I'm just saying it for the newbies to get a fear of Max. It's just healthy ya'know.)

He wa suspended until yesterday. He's back now.

yeah, lets hope he doesnt cause another 'accident' like that on a large scale XD im still clearing rubble out of the kitchen

God, I know, I had gravel in my fried eggs this morning. Not good, gravel in your eggs...

 

[coldwarkid]

If you're out getting more bodies then try this time to make sure they get preserved properly, last time the embalming fluid leaked everywhere, took us days to get it out of the carpet. Speaking of which, it's brand new this carpet so please for the love of God make sure you carry a few body bags with you. I'm not getting brain fluid anywhere this time...

No worries my friend, I've got some Tesco's own bin bags, and the wee buggers come preserved in buckfast. This job could get no easier. I'm even going to leave the hatchet in for comic effect/added warning.

Fair enough If you need any more hatchets try the shed out back. Otherwise, I have a sniper rifle you can borrow, although it doesn't really add the same level of fear...

You're too late, job's done! I put down a tarpaulin to save the carpet, and left a honey badger in the doorway just in case one of the little illiterate buggers gets brave.

Oh, and I think the guy's name was Lorenzo or something. See the effect RL sports have on people? This is why we stick to video games!

*wipes blood from face, sighing*

Very nice All bases covered, very efficient. Who taught you how to kill? They did an excellent job. Oh, by the way, you missed a spot of blood on your right cheek

I was taught by the right honorable Sir Soul Caliber, actually (I knew eventually I'd find a place for my misspent youth) and by living in Glasgow for sixteen years. It is, my friend, a place when you can rely on a verbose nature no more than you can rely on a baseball bat with a nail in it.

Oh, thank you very much *uses Ned's kappa tracksuit to clean face*.

Just out of interest, I've got a few rotting corpses I could rub on the walls, how does that sound? It'll attract flies and Zombie fanatics, but we can beat them with sticks. Everyone else'll keep clear.

I find that you can rely on a baseball bat with a nail in it much more than you can rely on anything else... As for that idea, it's pretty good, although I'd be wary of doing it too near the main doors. Patrol cars have stepped up their rounds near here since the incident...

Alright...no worries about the cops, I have trained those badgers well.

 

[Trivun]

If you're out getting more bodies then try this time to make sure they get preserved properly, last time the embalming fluid leaked everywhere, took us days to get it out of the carpet. Speaking of which, it's brand new this carpet so please for the love of God make sure you carry a few body bags with you. I'm not getting brain fluid anywhere this time...

No worries my friend, I've got some Tesco's own bin bags, and the wee buggers come preserved in buckfast. This job could get no easier. I'm even going to leave the hatchet in for comic effect/added warning.

Fair enough If you need any more hatchets try the shed out back. Otherwise, I have a sniper rifle you can borrow, although it doesn't really add the same level of fear...

You're too late, job's done! I put down a tarpaulin to save the carpet, and left a honey badger in the doorway just in case one of the little illiterate buggers gets brave.

Oh, and I think the guy's name was Lorenzo or something. See the effect RL sports have on people? This is why we stick to video games!

*wipes blood from face, sighing*

Very nice All bases covered, very efficient. Who taught you how to kill? They did an excellent job. Oh, by the way, you missed a spot of blood on your right cheek

I was taught by the right honorable Sir Soul Caliber, actually (I knew eventually I'd find a place for my misspent youth) and by living in Glasgow for sixteen years. It is, my friend, a place when you can rely on a verbose nature no more than you can rely on a baseball bat with a nail in it.

Oh, thank you very much *uses Ned's kappa tracksuit to clean face*.

Just out of interest, I've got a few rotting corpses I could rub on the walls, how does that sound? It'll attract flies and Zombie fanatics, but we can beat them with sticks. Everyone else'll keep clear.

I find that you can rely on a baseball bat with a nail in it much more than you can rely on anything else... As for that idea, it's pretty good, although I'd be wary of doing it too near the main doors. Patrol cars have stepped up their rounds near here since the incident...

Alright...no worries about the cops, I have trained those badgers well.

Killer badgers... you're full of surprises, you know that? I approve...

 

[coldwarkid]

I was taught by the right honorable Sir Soul Caliber, actually (I knew eventually I'd find a place for my misspent youth) and by living in Glasgow for sixteen years. It is, my friend, a place when you can rely on a verbose nature no more than you can rely on a baseball bat with a nail in it.

Oh, thank you very much *uses Ned's kappa tracksuit to clean face*.

Just out of interest, I've got a few rotting corpses I could rub on the walls, how does that sound? It'll attract flies and Zombie fanatics, but we can beat them with sticks. Everyone else'll keep clear.

oooo that sounds like fun! but can I use my claws? my babies don't like it when I use other weapons, they get jealous when I use chainsaw to clean but I tell them he gets the job done better. My babies have been craving meat for a while now.

Every little helps, my friend. Just be prepared for a more hideous sight than George Romero in a mankini. To quote Frankie Boyle, Glasgow looks like "Paris after a nuclear war"

Or something like that, I was too busy sticking fireworks up a Ned's arse.

 

[Fairee]

I've since found that I may be better off agreeing with the Captain here...

Oh we don't want to visit that again. It looks very odd on internet history.

Lol, watching you guys squirm is such fun. I was actually joking about that, I wouldn't hand out those kinda favours, even to save the Escapist from the cops....

Thing is, I'm not sure whether or not to believe you

I do really

Let me remind you of this post then:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.112502?page=16#2053386

And no, a white text apology doesn't make up for it. You've offended me now, suggesting I'm that sort of a girl. *hmph*

 

[sorry user name taken.]

thanks anynews i should know

Most news comes in regular updates on the front page of the site. There's a forum guidelines link at the top of the forums page which is always useful to be aware of.

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D

But then what will we warn people about?

Look, if we need a new body, I'll see what I can do.

*gets out hatchet*


I'm away to look for an unsuspecting Ned. Won't be long. Glasgow's crawling in the buggers.

this person is awesome!!

 

[sky14kemea]

But then what will we warn people about?

Max?

There is no proof that Max was responsible for that death. Just because he was in the cupboard with her seconds before she died, doesn't mean he was responsible......

But there was a sign saying "Max's body - Do not Touch" for ages.

You have summoned me, and I have risen.

Also, I put that sign up for a reason.
So what did you do?
You moved the body.

The corpse I definitely did not create.
Do you know how much trouble you all are in?

Does Max know you're moving his body? Did he give permission, since I think he may still be hungry...

See? Is it so hard to follow simple advice?

Now I have to consume your souls.

oh nooooooooooo

everybody ruuuuuuuuun!

 

[NotAPie]

But then what will we warn people about?

Max?

There is no proof that Max was responsible for that death. Just because he was in the cupboard with her seconds before she died, doesn't mean he was responsible......

But there was a sign saying "Max's body - Do not Touch" for ages.

You have summoned me, and I have risen.

Also, I put that sign up for a reason.
So what did you do?
You moved the body.

The corpse I definitely did not create.
Do you know how much trouble you all are in?

Does Max know you're moving his body? Did he give permission, since I think he may still be hungry...

See? Is it so hard to follow simple advice?

Now I have to consume your souls.

oh nooooooooooo

everybody ruuuuuuuuun!

Not even my avatar can stop him!
*runs*

 

[Fairee]

Now I have to consume your souls.

Go ahead. Let me know if you actually find a soul in me, not sure there's one left in there for you to consume...

 

[Knonsense]

Willkommen!

God, I know, I had gravel in my fried eggs this morning. Not good, gravel in your eggs...

Better than ketchup in your eggs at least.

 

[sky14kemea]

Do you know how much trouble you all are in?

Does Max know you're moving his body? Did he give permission, since I think he may still be hungry...

See? Is it so hard to follow simple advice?

Now I have to consume your souls.

actually to be fair, i havent moved it yet so ill just leave it where it is now

 

[Trivun]

But then what will we warn people about?

Max?

There is no proof that Max was responsible for that death. Just because he was in the cupboard with her seconds before she died, doesn't mean he was responsible......

But there was a sign saying "Max's body - Do not Touch" for ages.

You have summoned me, and I have risen.

Also, I put that sign up for a reason.
So what did you do?
You moved the body.

The corpse I definitely did not create.
Do you know how much trouble you all are in?

Does Max know you're moving his body? Did he give permission, since I think he may still be hungry...

See? Is it so hard to follow simple advice?

Now I have to consume your souls.

Does that include me? I believe my soul disappeared long before yours, and yours never existed anyway as I believe you said a while back... All that lies within me is the dark pit of the Void

 

[Simalacrum]

ahoy, welcome to The Escapist! as I often tell people this community is very friendly and its a great site in general ^^

keep the trolls away by reporting them and you earn my respect (i've developed a hate for them since their growing in numbers, even here...)