"hello everybody"

[Trivun]

Do you know how much trouble you all are in?

Does Max know you're moving his body? Did he give permission, since I think he may still be hungry...

See? Is it so hard to follow simple advice?

Now I have to consume your souls.

actually to be fair, i havent moved it yet so ill just leave it where it is now

Oh great! Now we will get the smell of rotting corpse everywhere...

Hey, some of us like the smell of rotting corpse

 

[DigitalSushi]

*starts eating popcorn*
This is the best thriller ever.

 

[Fairee]

Now I have to consume your souls.

Go ahead. Let me know if you actually find a soul in me, not sure there's one left in there for you to consume...

[joke about gingers not having souls]

Not naturally ginger, so that doesn't work.

[joke about blondes not having souls] <- See, that would have been good. Oh no, you messed up. *points and laughs*

 

[Trivun]

Does that include me? I believe my soul disappeared long before yours, and yours never existed anyway as I believe you said a while back... All that lies within me is the dark pit of the Void

Only if you had a hand in the matter.

Well, I asked Sky to move it. However, I also supported ColdWarKid in fetching more bodies and I believe right now we have a better mausoleum than ever, so it's all good, right?

In secret I'm preparing an assault from the rear and flanks, try and get Max in a pincer movement. There's only room for one Evil Lord of the Escapist on this forum... ;D

 

[sky14kemea]

actually to be fair, i havent moved it yet so ill just leave it where it is now

Nyeehh....fine.
I will only hit you with a cat a bit.

*meooooow thunk* ouch...

 

[traceur_]

Does Max know you're moving his body? Did he give permission, since I think he may still be hungry...

See? Is it so hard to follow simple advice?

Now I have to consume your souls.

Consume souls if you must but please dismember and throw the bodies out yourself, my chainsaw is covered in blood stains which are nearly impossible to get out, your messes are really hard to clean up, blood everywhere, bodies not cut up and those damned sigils of baphomet you spray paint everywhere, really are they necessary?

 

[Agent Larkin]

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D

But then what will we warn people about?

Max?

If you mean Maxthereaper then yes we should warn people. In fact he should probably be listed on the opening page.

Also welcome and thank you for not trolling.

 

[Fairee]

Does that include me? I believe my soul disappeared long before yours, and yours never existed anyway as I believe you said a while back... All that lies within me is the dark pit of the Void

Only if you had a hand in the matter.

Well, I asked Sky to move it. However, I also supported ColdWarKid in fetching more bodies and I believe right now we have a better mausoleum than ever, so it's all good, right?

In secret I'm preparing an assault from the rear and flanks, try and get Max in a pincer movement. There's only room for one Evil Lord of the Escapist on this forum... ;D

You will suffer too. Max, c'mon, he's planning a takeover! He needs to be eliminated!

I should have never introduced you to white text. You use it more than me now.

 

[coldwarkid]

If you're out getting more bodies then try this time to make sure they get preserved properly, last time the embalming fluid leaked everywhere, took us days to get it out of the carpet. Speaking of which, it's brand new this carpet so please for the love of God make sure you carry a few body bags with you. I'm not getting brain fluid anywhere this time...

No worries my friend, I've got some Tesco's own bin bags, and the wee buggers come preserved in buckfast. This job could get no easier. I'm even going to leave the hatchet in for comic effect/added warning.

Fair enough If you need any more hatchets try the shed out back. Otherwise, I have a sniper rifle you can borrow, although it doesn't really add the same level of fear...

You're too late, job's done! I put down a tarpaulin to save the carpet, and left a honey badger in the doorway just in case one of the little illiterate buggers gets brave.

Oh, and I think the guy's name was Lorenzo or something. See the effect RL sports have on people? This is why we stick to video games!

*wipes blood from face, sighing*

Very nice All bases covered, very efficient. Who taught you how to kill? They did an excellent job. Oh, by the way, you missed a spot of blood on your right cheek

I was taught by the right honorable Sir Soul Caliber, actually (I knew eventually I'd find a place for my misspent youth) and by living in Glasgow for sixteen years. It is, my friend, a place when you can rely on a verbose nature no more than you can rely on a baseball bat with a nail in it.

Oh, thank you very much *uses Ned's kappa tracksuit to clean face*.

Just out of interest, I've got a few rotting corpses I could rub on the walls, how does that sound? It'll attract flies and Zombie fanatics, but we can beat them with sticks. Everyone else'll keep clear.

I find that you can rely on a baseball bat with a nail in it much more than you can rely on anything else... As for that idea, it's pretty good, although I'd be wary of doing it too near the main doors. Patrol cars have stepped up their rounds near here since the incident...

Alright...no worries about the cops, I have trained those badgers well.

Killer badgers... you're full of surprises, you know that? I approve...

When it comes to surprises, I am your woman. I'm currently hiding a baguette and a copy of Empire magazine somewhere on my person. When I find it, I'll tell you.

 

[Trivun]

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D

But then what will we warn people about?

Max?

If you mean Maxthereaper then yes we should warn people. In fact he should probably be listed on the opening page.

Also welcome and thank you for not trolling.

Too late, he's already here... :s

Does that include me? I believe my soul disappeared long before yours, and yours never existed anyway as I believe you said a while back... All that lies within me is the dark pit of the Void

Only if you had a hand in the matter.

Well, I asked Sky to move it. However, I also supported ColdWarKid in fetching more bodies and I believe right now we have a better mausoleum than ever, so it's all good, right?

In secret I'm preparing an assault from the rear and flanks, try and get Max in a pincer movement. There's only room for one Evil Lord of the Escapist on this forum... ;D

You will suffer too. Max, c'mon, he's planning a takeover! He needs to be eliminated!

I should have never introduced you to white text. You use it more than me now.

Traitor! I guess my second in command will now have to be Sky, or the Captain...

Oh yes, definitely. White text is awesome

 

[coldwarkid]

thanks anynews i should know

Most news comes in regular updates on the front page of the site. There's a forum guidelines link at the top of the forums page which is always useful to be aware of.

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D

But then what will we warn people about?

Look, if we need a new body, I'll see what I can do.

*gets out hatchet*


I'm away to look for an unsuspecting Ned. Won't be long. Glasgow's crawling in the buggers.

this person is awesome!!

Why thank you. I'd like to thank the academy for such a prestigious award, and Jules Vern for making it all possible.

 

[Agent Larkin]

But then what will we warn people about?

Now I have to consume your souls.

Go ahead i aint using it.

 

[Fairee]

Not naturally ginger, so that doesn't work.

[joke about blondes not having souls] <- See, that would have been good. Oh no, you messed up. *points and laughs*

Curses! How was I to know?
[jokes about blondes being extremely promiscuious and getting hit by parked cars]
At least, they are in Amarikuh.

I thought everyone knew I was naturally blonde. Isn't it obvious from my posts?

Also, not American. I'm British, we have smart blondes here

Edit -

Well, I asked Sky to move it. However, I also supported ColdWarKid in fetching more bodies and I believe right now we have a better mausoleum than ever, so it's all good, right?

In secret I'm preparing an assault from the rear and flanks, try and get Max in a pincer movement. There's only room for one Evil Lord of the Escapist on this forum... ;D

You will suffer too. Max, c'mon, he's planning a takeover! He needs to be eliminated!

I should have never introduced you to white text. You use it more than me now.

Traitor! I guess my second in command will now have to be Sky, or the Captain...

Oh yes, definitely. White text is awesome

I was never on your side in the first place! I am a free agent!

PS, tricked ya!

 

[Agent Larkin]

dont worry about said body under the stairs, im moving it to the dumpster tomorrow =D

But then what will we warn people about?

Max?

If you mean Maxthereaper then yes we should warn people. In fact he should probably be listed on the opening page.

Also welcome and thank you for not trolling.

Too late, he's already here... :s

Ok plan B.
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

or we good play some cheery pop music. That aught to scare him away.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

*hugs the new guy and affectionately tousles his hair*

Hi, Welcome to the Escapist.

Try not to piss to many people off, otherwise I'll have to drug you and draw on your face.
Oh, and be sure to carry some latex gloves with you at all times. Just.. Just trust me on this. Oh, and a fire-extinguisher. And a large weapon of some sort...

Oh, and have fun. That's the most important thing... have fun. But be sure to have fun according to the guidelines and with proper grammar and spelling.

*hugs him again and hands him a chocolate bar*

 

[Fairee]

I thought everyone knew I was naturally blonde. Isn't it obvious from my posts?

Also, not American. I'm British, we have smart blondes here

I'm aware. I just wanted to be able to stereotype and then say "But of course I don't mean you!"

That scares me. Max being nice.....

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

By the way, Max, You look a bit...different, somehow. Whatever it is you´re doing, keep it up (Unless it also involves my soul. You can´t have that, it´s my last one.)

EDIT: Another thing: OP, this happens to threads here all the time. Don´t worry.

 

[Fingerprint]

I thought everyone knew I was naturally blonde. Isn't it obvious from my posts?

Also, not American. I'm British, we have smart blondes here

I'm aware. I just wanted to be able to stereotype and then say "But of course I don't mean you!"

That scares me. Max being nice.....

Calm before the storm?

 

[Trivun]

Enter Sorceror Nobody, he's on my friends list somewhere...
Traitor! I guess my second in command will now have to be Sky, or the Captain...

Oh yes, definitely. White text is awesome

Actually, I think the Captain is my agent.
I don't remember, though.

Are you sure? That's the beauty of a rebellion, you can never be sure who to trust. And the longer the reign, the more paranoid dictators become. I'll leave you to think about that while I prepare my assassins... Plus I know a guy who's probably more stubborn than you at his immortality, so any battle is already over. I refer you to my hidden message, if you can find it

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

*Gets out a knife and fork*

Did I hear something about a corpse?