"hello everybody"

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Hello, I never got my welcome so I'll just give the one that was so frequently denied from me:

Welcome to the Escapist, I hope you like it here.

Welcome to the Escapist, esteemed comrade. Your deep-seated love for Halo 3 shall not warrant harassment of any sort, here: we are an accepting group, especially when talented individuals such as yourself grace us with your presence. I personally encourage you to share your thoughts, ideas, hopes and dreams with us, as every product of your expression is a gem, and we are truly blessed to partake in it. We can never have too many original thinkers in our community, and it is already clear that you hold great promise.

Welcome, young blossom, to the Escapist. We will enjoy your stay as long as you enjoy staying.

And questions, comments or concerns can be directed to any of the helpful and cheerful veteran members.

 

[Agent Larkin]

I thought everyone knew I was naturally blonde. Isn't it obvious from my posts?

Also, not American. I'm British, we have smart blondes here

I'm aware. I just wanted to be able to stereotype and then say "But of course I don't mean you!"

That scares me. Max being nice.....

Don't worry he's building to something.

 

[megapenguinx]

Do you know how much trouble you all are in?

Does Max know you're moving his body? Did he give permission, since I think he may still be hungry...

See? Is it so hard to follow simple advice?

Now I have to consume your souls.

actually to be fair, i havent moved it yet so ill just leave it where it is now

Actually I just moved it about 13 seconds ago. I checked Max's Twitter to see if he was around then did it just to make him cross.

 

[coldwarkid]

*Gets out a knife and fork*

Did I hear something about a corpse?

Did you maybe smell the one we've been rubbing on the walls for the past 15 minutes? It is deliciously rancid.

 

[Trivun]

Hello, I never got my welcome so I'll just give the one that was so frequently denied from me:

Welcome to the Escapist, I hope you like it here.

Welcome to the Escapist, esteemed comrade. Your deep-seated love for Halo 3 shall not warrant harassment of any sort, here: we are an accepting group, especially when talented individuals such as yourself grace us with your presence. I personally encourage you to share your thoughts, ideas, hopes and dreams with us, as every product of your expression is a gem, and we are truly blessed to partake in it. We can never have too many original thinkers in our community, and it is already clear that you hold great promise.

Welcome, young blossom, to the Escapist. We will enjoy your stay as long as you enjoy staying.

And questions, comments or concerns can be directed to any of the helpful and cheerful veteran members.

Correction, he can ask us if any of us survive the coming battle with Max. It's going to be like bloody Helm's Deep in here soon...

 

[Shycte]

3) Don't flame people for their opinions.

When this happends, go outside and watch the sky. Because it will be raining fire.

Also, who on earth let out the rabid raccoon!?

I blame Psychosocial, jk.

OT:

Welcome to The Escapist, the sexiest forum in the the internet. You will find that we alredy have taken care of your sences and your veiws on what's logic. We gave them SpinWhiz who ate them. ;-) We all love that guy.

Also, make sure to watch out for trolls, they eat you alive.

PS, Hope you brought your own flamesafe suit, you'll need one.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Hello, I never got my welcome so I'll just give the one that was so frequently denied from me:

Welcome to the Escapist, I hope you like it here.

Welcome to the Escapist, esteemed comrade. Your deep-seated love for Halo 3 shall not warrant harassment of any sort, here: we are an accepting group, especially when talented individuals such as yourself grace us with your presence. I personally encourage you to share your thoughts, ideas, hopes and dreams with us, as every product of your expression is a gem, and we are truly blessed to partake in it. We can never have too many original thinkers in our community, and it is already clear that you hold great promise.

Welcome, young blossom, to the Escapist. We will enjoy your stay as long as you enjoy staying.

And questions, comments or concerns can be directed to any of the helpful and cheerful veteran members.

Correction, he can ask us if any of us survive the coming battle with Max. It's going to be like bloody Helm's Deep in here soon...

Less Helm's Deep more Dunkirk. You will need to evacuate to a position were you are safe and can fight using suprior aircraft. I would help but i think ill throw my lot in with Max on this one.

 

[sky14kemea]

Do you know how much trouble you all are in?

Does Max know you're moving his body? Did he give permission, since I think he may still be hungry...

See? Is it so hard to follow simple advice?

Now I have to consume your souls.

actually to be fair, i havent moved it yet so ill just leave it where it is now

Actually I just moved it about 13 seconds ago. I checked Max's Twitter to see if he was around then did it just to make him cross.

you fool you've killed us all!

 

[Trivun]

Are you sure? That's the beauty of a rebellion, you can never be sure who to trust. And the longer the reign, the more paranoid dictators become. I'll leave you to think about that while I prepare my assassins... Plus I know a guy who's probably more stubborn than you at his immortality, so any battle is already over. I refer you to my hidden message, if you can find it

I'll have chips implanted (yes, several chips) with C4 in every one of my men.
If they even think of rebelling, they will die.
Instantly.

Too late. My special agent is hidden away, ready to strike when you least expect, and there's no point always expecting it because you'll let your guard down eventually. As for my other agents, they've already set up the bombs and escaped. Ever seen the film of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? It's like that, except instead of crystal sensors the bombs are connected to this sentence and explode as soon as you finish reading.

Also, The Game. Password set and executed. Have a nice afterlife

 

[traceur_]

Consume souls if you must but please dismember and throw the bodies out yourself, my chainsaw is covered in blood stains which are nearly impossible to get out, your messes are really hard to clean up, blood everywhere, bodies not cut up and those damned sigils of baphomet you spray paint everywhere, really are they necessary?

I don't even wash my own dishes.
Do I look like a servant to you?

No. Now get back to dismembering those bodies, post-haste.

And yes, they amuse me, so they are necessary.

uggghhh fuck it *revs chainsaw*

*yells* God damn it max, you're buying me a new chainsaw after this and solvents for the blood stains, they're not cheap you know, have you heard of electro suffocation? no blood on the walls and your victims die a long painful death, it takes the strain off me is all.

 

[megapenguinx]

Actually I just moved it about 13 seconds ago. I checked Max's Twitter to see if he was around then did it just to make him cross.

We're going to have words, new dead friend.
Words.

Oh Max, I never actually feared you, because every time I heard your name The Blue Oyster Cult song starts playing in my head and never leaves.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Are you sure? That's the beauty of a rebellion, you can never be sure who to trust. And the longer the reign, the more paranoid dictators become. I'll leave you to think about that while I prepare my assassins... Plus I know a guy who's probably more stubborn than you at his immortality, so any battle is already over. I refer you to my hidden message, if you can find it

I'll have chips implanted (yes, several chips) with C4 in every one of my men.
If they even think of rebelling, they will die.
Instantly.

Too late. My special agent is hidden away, ready to strike when you least expect, and there's no point always expecting it because you'll let your guard down eventually. As for my other agents, they've already set up the bombs and escaped. Ever seen the film of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? It's like that, except instead of crystal sensors the bombs are connected to this sentence and explode as soon as you finish reading.

Also, The Game. Password set and executed. Have a nice afterlife

Sorry someone order a special agent with a side order of betrayl?

 

[Fingerprint]

Are you sure? That's the beauty of a rebellion, you can never be sure who to trust. And the longer the reign, the more paranoid dictators become. I'll leave you to think about that while I prepare my assassins... Plus I know a guy who's probably more stubborn than you at his immortality, so any battle is already over. I refer you to my hidden message, if you can find it

I'll have chips implanted (yes, several chips) with C4 in every one of my men.
If they even think of rebelling, they will die.
Instantly.

Too late. My special agent is hidden away, ready to strike when you least expect, and there's no point always expecting it because you'll let your guard down eventually. As for my other agents, they've already set up the bombs and escaped. Ever seen the film of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? It's like that, except instead of crystal sensors the bombs are connected to this sentence and explode as soon as you finish reading.

Also, The Game. Password set and executed. Have a nice afterlife

[sup]Everything's in place, he won't know what hit him...[/sup]

 

[megapenguinx]

Do you know how much trouble you all are in?

Does Max know you're moving his body? Did he give permission, since I think he may still be hungry...

See? Is it so hard to follow simple advice?

Now I have to consume your souls.

actually to be fair, i havent moved it yet so ill just leave it where it is now

Actually I just moved it about 13 seconds ago. I checked Max's Twitter to see if he was around then did it just to make him cross.

you fool you've killed us all!

I couldn't find a place to put it and I wasn't hungry, so I left it at a playground with some kids

 

[Agent Larkin]

Are you sure? That's the beauty of a rebellion, you can never be sure who to trust. And the longer the reign, the more paranoid dictators become. I'll leave you to think about that while I prepare my assassins... Plus I know a guy who's probably more stubborn than you at his immortality, so any battle is already over. I refer you to my hidden message, if you can find it

I'll have chips implanted (yes, several chips) with C4 in every one of my men.
If they even think of rebelling, they will die.
Instantly.

Too late. My special agent is hidden away, ready to strike when you least expect, and there's no point always expecting it because you'll let your guard down eventually. As for my other agents, they've already set up the bombs and escaped. Ever seen the film of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? It's like that, except instead of crystal sensors the bombs are connected to this sentence and explode as soon as you finish reading.

Also, The Game. Password set and executed. Have a nice afterlife

[sup]Everything's in place, he won't know what hit him...[/sup]

[sup]Hes not that stupid he'll know a bomb when it hits him[/sup]

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

*Gets out a knife and fork*

Did I hear something about a corpse?

It's my corpse and I will fight you for it.

Ah I'll just go and finish off the chav I've been keeping in my basement...

 

[Trivun]

Are you sure? That's the beauty of a rebellion, you can never be sure who to trust. And the longer the reign, the more paranoid dictators become. I'll leave you to think about that while I prepare my assassins... Plus I know a guy who's probably more stubborn than you at his immortality, so any battle is already over. I refer you to my hidden message, if you can find it

I'll have chips implanted (yes, several chips) with C4 in every one of my men.
If they even think of rebelling, they will die.
Instantly.

Too late. My special agent is hidden away, ready to strike when you least expect, and there's no point always expecting it because you'll let your guard down eventually. As for my other agents, they've already set up the bombs and escaped. Ever seen the film of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? It's like that, except instead of crystal sensors the bombs are connected to this sentence and explode as soon as you finish reading.

Also, The Game. Password set and executed. Have a nice afterlife

Sorry someone order a special agent with a side order of betrayal?

Sorry, wrong agent. The special agent in question is someone who very rarely comes to these forums, but I've known him for years and he's probably the only one who could possibly defeat Max in one-to-one combat. As for my other agents, they're hand picked men and women, loyal to me. And they've already jumped ship from Max after the bombs were set up. Anyway, they've gone off now, so the password and method worked. Max's operation is finished and it's only a matter of time before my ally Sorceror Nobody manages to track him down...

 

[Agent Larkin]

Too late. My special agent is hidden away, ready to strike when you least expect, and there's no point always expecting it because you'll let your guard down eventually. As for my other agents, they've already set up the bombs and escaped. Ever seen the film of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? It's like that, except instead of crystal sensors the bombs are connected to this sentence and explode as soon as you finish reading.

Also, The Game. Password set and executed. Have a nice afterlife

You're missing the whole "stronger than God" part, aren't you.
I cannot be injured, let alone killed.
I am eternal.
<color=white>But I can still lose The Game. Damnit!

Oooooh, lady, you have no idea.

Unless people stop worshiping you. Then you will die out like all gods.

 

[sky14kemea]

you fool you've killed us all!

Oooooh, lady, you have no idea.

ok, but i want "i told you so" written on my gravestone

________

*choo choo!* *crash*

this thread has long gone off the tracks

 

[Andalusa]

*Gets out a knife and fork*

Did I hear something about a corpse?

It's my corpse and I will fight you for it.

Ah I'll just go and finish off the chav I've been keeping in my basement...

Are you sure you actually want to eat a chav... you might catch something.