Hello, my name is Logan.

[Chips the Magic Dragon]

So i figure after about several months of browsing the Escapist i'd do my part and contribute to this website.
So lets get to know one another. Tell us your name, Something about yourself, and what your doing at the moment.
Ill start, Hello, my name is Logan, i sleep at the wrong end of a bed with no sheets on it, and at the moment playing Call of Duty 4.
See? That wasn't so hard.

 

[Neonbob]

Hrm.
I am Matt.
I love this site, perhaps too much, and I am going to be your overlord one day.
I'm laying on my bed, and typing on my laptop, which is placed atop an ottoman. So comfy...for about five minutes.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I'm Tom, and I like... things. A lot.

...

Right.

 

[bodyklok]

We have a mod called Logan... Watch out for him, oh and Max.

Oh, by the way, I'm called Dougal. It's a weird Scottish name (note: I'm not actually Scottish, thankfully)

Words of wisdom; don't feed the trolls, if you see someone being insulting and such. Report them, and if after a while they haven't been banned, PM a mod just to make sure. Use the Search Bar, if you want to make a new topic search for it before hand to make sure noone has done it before, and if someone has then post in their thread instead. And if your spelling sucks (like me) you might want to download a spell checker to help you.

 

[Biek]

Welcome to the Escapist! Theres punch and pie in the front, poker in the back.

Don't feed Max.

 

[Andalusa]

Hi Logan!

Hello, my name is Morgan and I am an alcoholic
I am a very nice person [http://www.cat-urine.net/images/wallpapers/kitten_wallpaper9_800x600.jpg] and right now I am brushing my hair.

 

[Chips the Magic Dragon]

We have a mod called Logan... Watch out for him, oh and Max.

Perhaps him and I are one in the same?

 

[curlycrouton]

Hello Logan.

I am curlycrouton. I can cook a bacon sandwich entirely with my eyes closed (I have photographic evidence, and witnesses), and I am currently listening to Jimi Hendrix.

 

[Arrers]

Hi, I'm Tom. I'm listening to The Flaming Lips and Pondering the nature of the Internet. Is it really just a series of tubes, or is it some thing more?

This forum's O.k. I guess, just watch out the usual forum problems and you'll be fine.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

My name is Frank. I like to play games and laugh at stuff. I am currently on the internet doing stuff.

 

[slevin8989]

Hello and an Enthusiastic OK
I'm Marco and I .......... like randomness
and im at work

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Hello Gentlemen.
All Your Bas----.

Hey, I'm Aaran. Currently typing.

 

[blipblop]

Spoiler: Hi!

My name is luca
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes i think you've seen me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight

Just don't ask me what it was

I think it's 'cause i'm clumsy
I try not to talk too loud
Maybe it's because i'm crazy
I try not to act too proud
They only hit until you cry
And after that you don't ask why

You just don't argue anymore

Yes i think i'm okay
I walked into the door again
If you ask that's what i'll say
And it's not your business anyway
I guess i'd like to be alone
With nothing broken, nothing thrown

Just don't ask me how i am

My name is luca
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes i think you've seen me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight

Just don't ask me what it was(3x)

They only hit until you cry
And after that you don't ask why

You just don't argue anymore

 

[TopHatTim]

Hrm.
I am Matt.
I love this site, perhaps too much, and I am going to be your overlord one day.
I'm laying on my bed, and typing on my laptop, which is placed atop an ottoman. So comfy...for about five minutes.

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over 12k posts
this mans a legend.
everyone should learn from his typistry lyrical geniousness

 

[Chips the Magic Dragon]

...Okay, sure.
Hi Logan, my name is Max.
I affect silly accents and constantly suffer from horrific pain, and right now I am contemplating death.

Hello Max, why contemplate death when you could be contemplating something more cute, like kittens?

 

[AlexWinter]

Hey, I'm Alex. I've just finished my 12th masturbation session since the summer holidays began. (4 days ago). I hate summer.

 

[Brown Cap]

Hello, my names Tom, I'm wondering what the point of this is, but still love to talk.
At the moment I'm writing a letter of appreciation to the sponsor of an award I won a month ago.

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

Well, i'm Will. I'm 20 and i have a tattoo on my left arm.
Currently i'm working for a company that specialises in communication aides.

 

[Chips the Magic Dragon]

Hi Logan!

Hello, my name is Morgan and I am an alcoholic
I am a very nice person [http://www.cat-urine.net/images/wallpapers/kitten_wallpaper9_800x600.jpg] and right now I am brushing my hair.

 

[Mardy]

Hello my name is Sigmar. I can crack my jaw, and I'm vacationing on Faroe Islands.