Help a guy out with quotes, willya?

[bartholen_v1legacy]

"Don't try to frighten me with the law ma'am. You ain't scary"

"Tried it once. But it didn't take"

"I got you beat. I got you buffaloed."

"You... are a very sick woman"

"There's things that can't ever be put right. You know that."

"Just hope it ain't like that Doors movie. Boy did it suck."

"I hate a fella talks about himself in the third person..."

"I'd be coming to get you and my mind would go blank and I would forget all over again..."

All taken from a single album of Preacher, which in total has more great quotes than you can count.

"That's what people call a treasure chest... PIRATE BOOTY!!"

"Wiiidjh? Is da widjh here?"

"You'll be bite-sized soon enough"

Turns out Berserk had a few good ones too.

"I thought she had time, so I got in line for the new Ipad at the Apple store" from the Book of Mormon musical.

And Nicolas Cage's every line from the Wicker Man remake, though those have become almost a phenomenon onto itself.

 

[2xDouble]

"SHHH! What part of 'secret society' don't you understand?"
"Apples! Nothing but delicious apples to see here, folks!" - Tybalt Leftpaw

 

[CriticalMiss]

Behold, Terry Pratchett quotes:

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember

I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

A leopard can't change his shorts.

 

[COMaestro]

"Everything all right?" "Yep! Two corpses. Everything's fine."

 

[FPLOON]

"Let's just say the empire... isn't the only thing that has returned..." -MLP:FiM

"...Then I'll be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday my friend..." -Adventure Time

"Just listen to me young fellow. What need is there for fish to sing, when I can roar and bellow?" -Unknown

(Honestly, most of the quotes I do remember don't seem to make much sense within their given context... or they come off as something anyone can say...)