Help me create lulz!

[dj Facchiano]

My awesome international relations teacher lets you add a hilarious slide at the end of your power point presentations. It generally has to be a debate of some sort like "who would win a fist fight, batman or bruce lee? or "is Justin bieber a lesbian"? (some previously used examples.) it can be completely politically incorrect and use swear words. I'm asking if you folk have any ideas for me to use. thanks for any input

 

[Idsertian]

"Who would win in a hack race? Anonymous or LulzSec?"

Off the top of my head, may be too obscure, I dunno.

 

[smearyllama]

Is Kurt Russell the sexiest man alive or is there something really wrong with me?

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

Who is indeed best pony? Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy?

 

[Kpt._Rob]

"If time flies like an arrow, why is it that fruit flies like bananas?"

 

[Strain42]

Is it bad to giggle at the fact that what killed Steve Jobs has the initials "PC"?

I know it's a bit too soon, but I find that mildly funny.

 

[Alssadar]

This statement is false.

That is all that is needed.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

"F*cking magnets: How do they work?"

Ask that. I mean, is it magic? I think it is.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Does Aldaris really need additional pylons?

 

[cheese_wizington]

"Don't turn to The Escapist for crowd pleasing one liners."

Um, here: "What do you call a line of rabbits backing up? A receding hair line!"

Or since you can swear, just write "GOD FUCKIN' DAMNIT"

 

[Strain42]

Is it bad to giggle at the fact that what killed Steve Jobs has the initials "PC"?

I know it's a bit too soon, but I find that mildly funny.

You'll love Frankie Boyle then. He seems to also love making tasteless, humorless "jokes".

OT: Why my toe hurt?

No idea who that is, but I'm going to take it as some sort of knock at what I said. However, I don't think I'll be checking it out because I don't like my jokes to be humorless.

In regards to this topic however, if jokes about Justin Bieber being a lesbian or your toes hurting can pass for comedy, I don't see why anything I said has to receive negative criticism.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Roberto Luongo, what can he actually block.

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yeah thats about all I got